02-2-2006, 12:51 PM | #1 |
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A Thread Entirely Devoted to my Poetry:
Intense Poem
by Michael Gettings Fire Electricity Pain Love All of these things are intense But then again So are chili-dogs If you really think about it Or salt and vinegar chips Even though I don't eat them I think they taste gross Maybe I just don't like intense things Shitty Poem With Made Up Words By Shitty Poet that Makes Up Words Michael Gettings Oh, inflarious tune That pounds my skull Into a finder powder mesh Of powder bone skull Sulk in the horizon Watch the frambulant sun set And think about the stoney Stonie stones of the past For once the stroms are thrumed You will find practice in peace And versimillitude In peace I Suck At Poems A Poem By Michael Gettings I suck at poetry Throw the words in an oven Half the time They don't even rhyme Except for right there But I can't rhyme "There" with anything That I can think of. I suck at poetry Because I suck at love And love sucks at me But not in the way that is good In the way that is bad Very bad Cause you could get, like, a hickey And hickeys are Bad News Bears I suck at poetry Because "meter" and "time" Are foreign words What punctuation? Where does it go? If you ask me, I might as well punch you Because you've missed the point I suck at poetry And also humor If you've read this far I'm sorry Because one other thing I suck at Is Endings The Waiting Room It’s white, but not quite bleak An interesting perspective, yet not without hope Watching the door, sitting in the lone chair There’s not much to do, but sit and wait The exit door is far on the left The same door you came in But the door you want to go through Is shut, and you just stare The clock hands tick (for there is a clock now) But time doesn’t really seem to matter Indomitable hope dwelling inside But all you can do is sit and wait As the hour grows late, you begin to sweat A grand opportunity all hinges on the moment And outside, the day passes, the leaves fall But if you go, you might miss it. The sun sets on the day, but the room remains white You can’t leave yet; the night is still young You get comfortable in the chair, look at the clock The numbers are the same. Make a wish? Two hours pass and you’re dozing off But just as you finally reach sleep The door opens Your stomach knots The woman stares at you And offers a kind smile You smile back But the sucker punch hits “We can’t see you today.” Theatre You don't look at her from across the room You look at her sitting next to you And you don't think about how nice she looks You tell her Except for her pigtails She doesn't smile from across the room She smiles sitting next to you And she doesn't think about how good you look Because she doesn't like that shirt Except, maybe a little There's a play on stage, it might be funny But you're not paying much attention The real star of the night is sitting next to you And you tell her that And she just goes, "Shut up." But doesn't mean it, because... She smiles. The leading man might be on stage for everyone Except her, because she's only seeing you Right next to her And she tells you that And you smile, and shove her a little, But then laugh and say, "I'm sorry." But you're not. The light is on stage But the light is in her eyes And you don't need to say a word Because it is in yours, too The doorbell goes off in the play But you don't hear it Your heart is beating so fast, it's pumping air And that's all you hear But don't worry: Hers is too. The play is over, and the cast bows. You would applaud She would applaud But you each have a hand In each others hand And that is better than applause. The theatre empties But you can't move Frozen in the moment? Let's not be cliched. Frozen... With her. There's no one left And she's not moving. Frozen in the moment? An overused device... Frozen... With him. Together. Rise of the Minkzles It was the Second of May in Twenty o' Three, And the children were playing, so happy with glee, And the gimwats and frozangs that made them all smile, Were powered by Minkzles and had been for a while. The Minkzles were flangered in tiny small cages, And inside the Minkzles grew tiny small rages. Timmy and Tammy were curious tots, And wondered just what made their Ginyer-bot-bot, So they took off the floodle and to their surprise, Was a tiny little Minkzle, with love in it's eyes! Timmy sighed and Tammy smiled, They had been waiting for this a whole long while! A pet for them to love and cherish, Surely this Minkzle would never perish, They cracked the cage with arms wipe open, And took up the Minkzle, for they were hopin' That the Minkzle would love them, and surely it would, Because the Minkzle looked happy, and it probably could Learn to love them as dear old friends, Love them until the very end... But Timmy and Tammy didn't realize, That the Minkzle knew not love, his friendly face but a guise, With his sharp Minkzle claws that were free in the air, The Minkzle fwapped them into Tammy's hair. She screamed so loud that the windows did bust, And in blew glass-shards with a mighty big gust, And Timmy stood rooted, and try as he might, He just couldn't move, his muscles bound tight. Tammy grinked to the ground, like a sack of bricks, The thudding sound, might this do the trick To get Timmy moving? It surely was not... And soon he was dead too, next to the Ginyer-bot-bot. The Minkzle dinged up the stairs, to the toyroom he ran. To the back with the toychests! This Minkzle had a plan, To free ever Minkzle that powered the toys, and then, they too, could grinkle the girls and boys! And this, boys and girls, is how it came to pass, That in Twenty o' Four, not a lad nor a lass, Stood breathing at home, for they were all dead! Moms and dads were gone too, their gramblers stained red, And not a person was left (lest they be a binkle!) So started the reign, the reign of the Minkzle. The Smiling Behemoth There's glass in my gums And a stone on my back It's the first piece of A larger piece that I Was moving for the masses. My lungs are half full There's sweat on my brow My blisters are bleeding And the blisters that reside On my blisters are bleeding. The people clap and smile As I shift the rock over And in my shoes stained red My socks are stained red But my shoes shine white. I go back for another slab Of this mountain which I had Promised to move for them My muscles ache and my throat Is raw, but my voice still booms And while I create this, Piece by painful piece, You all smile, and you all leave Done with it, done with him And I am left with no one They clap and they cheer They're happy to hear What a marvelous thing That I've done... But I stand alone, in my shoes My shoes stained red, alone In my socks stained red, alone With my arms dead, alone My lungs swimming, My throat torn But I look fine, and no one Not even you will ask me why. They Don't Eat Dots by Michael Gettings They don't eat dots Chew chew chew Chew too much You chew chew Because they rumble Smack the lips Chew chew chew Feed to dog for Feed to dog for Chew chew chew Hilarious Chew chew Results Chew - Mal
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02-2-2006, 03:03 PM | #2 |
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RE: A Thread Entirely Devoted to my Poetry:
THIS POEM by FoJaR
This poem ruins mal's thread.
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02-2-2006, 06:33 PM | #3 |
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RE: A Thread Entirely Devoted to my Poetry:
I bet someone could rap to those poems Mal.
I just want to share a quick little Haiku. FFR A website of fun, As long as you don't act dumb. Then you should be safe. Actually, Let me just post a little poem I wrote about my time here at FFR. Flash Flash Revolution And I It began on that one fatefull day, When I went on the computer to play. Excited and happy, I was. For I was going to play a game. My brother Ryan had said it twas' not lame, So I hopped off of AIM and hopped onto a game. This game was called Kingdom of Loathing. I joined this game with my bro, And joined a clan playing about and fro'. This clans name was FFR. I did not know what FFR was, untill my brother showed me. I was kicked out of the clan of FFR. For giving a page of spamming. Angry and cursing and damning, I began to think of some planning. I joined the site of FFR in the year of '04 I said to them that I was there to stay, And they basically knocked me to the floor. So I made up another name, As I was given the same result. So I mad up another, And another, and another and more. Until the year of 2005. When I made up my final diguise. I called it the Lightknight, my name as alias. And showed FFR that it was me. Except I stayed anyways. I grew more and more enemies and recieved the name n00b. Hated and banned I was. Until I decided that this was it! I decided to post my final post! To show the host that I am no ghost! That I'm real with feelings as well! Except! No matter what I tried I was always repelled! So this is it? This the end? An end of my life, on the internet? Then fine! Then fine! Quit, I shall. This is my last poem! This is for Mal! The one who had understood my point of view! And treated me like he has treated all of you! So this is it? This is the end? Shall I be forgiven? Ever again? If I submit this will people notice? Or will they skip it and post one of their own. So I may be forshawdowed in the darkness alone. Now this is it. This is the end. I am leaving FFR. If I return it will not be me. Soon, you shall see what I mean. I swear to you. To all who are. That I am the Lightknight, Knight of the light. Pride is Life. And that is my final advice. Farewell to you all. I am not returning. When I do, it will not be the Lightknight you remembered. For you will lose the LK that once was, Into the darkness, Into the lost. Thank you Mal for sticking up for me. Now it is my turn to pay you all back. Never again shall I burden you all. Fare thee well RaiRai, Fare thee well to all. Farewell. I am the Lightknight, .....Of the Fourth Age. Prikas ik Life. |
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