Pregnancy Through Oral Sex - Page 2

Izzi · 03-8-2005, 08:50 AM

can you not be forced to get an abortion if its your baby?

**Chromer** · 03-8-2005, 01:41 PM

=O! Abortion is horrible! You sir are in time-out for the rest of the day.

falconsfan14 · 03-8-2005, 01:43 PM

linus lolol, seriously.

ToshX · 03-8-2005, 01:59 PM

That...disturbed me...

AasumDude · 03-8-2005, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Chromer

=O! Abortion is horrible! You sir are in time-out for the rest of the day.

what about for rape and incest?

phoxphire04 · 03-8-2005, 02:27 PM

Oral Sex... bleh. That was a pretty funny story though. heh

ToshX · 03-8-2005, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by AasumDude

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Originally Posted by Chromer

=O! Abortion is horrible! You sir are in time-out for the rest of the day.

what about for rape and incest?

As for rape, we get more asians that way. As for incest...eww...that just shouldn't happen in the first place...

Mychilli · 03-8-2005, 04:45 PM

funny though...

is this breaking some kind of rule talking about this?

Anticrombie0909 · 03-8-2005, 04:47 PM

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=O! Abortion is horrible! You sir are in time-out for the rest of the day.

gtfo srsly. Unless you're kidding, but knowing you, I doubt you are.

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As for rape, we get more asians that way.

FUCKING SIG'D HOLY SHIT

Mindfields · 03-8-2005, 05:44 PM

Something (somewhat) related:http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/giggle
The score between the ex-girlfriend and the guy is tied: Girl: 1. Boy: 1
Girl scores for revenge baby.
Boy scores cause he scored.

MalReynolds · 03-8-2005, 07:19 PM

My first thought was, "Hey, aritificial insemination is usually supervised by a Doctor, who meticulously removes the ovum from the ovary and introduces sperm into the system before replacing the zygote back into the ovary. How could she do this on her own?"

Then I thought:

Stirrups and a turkey baster.

Mal

Mindfields · 03-8-2005, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by MalReynolds

Stirrups and a turkey baster.

What are stirrups and turkey basters?
Yes, I CAN be stupider.

ananana · 03-8-2005, 07:46 PM

Stirrups which prop the legs up. Usually used when giving birth or during a visit to a gynaecologist.

Turkey baster you'd use to spread stuff like butter and seasons on a turkey or some other large.. food..

**alainbryden** · 03-8-2005, 08:00 PM

I ride my horse with stirrups.

VegetaRobGT · 03-8-2005, 09:05 PM

penis must penetrate vagina in order to conceive a normal child, the air would probly contaminate the semen on site, not to mention all that bacteria it comes into contact with when the cum is in the mouth... im having trouble trying figure out if this is a joke or what

**alainbryden** · 03-9-2005, 01:56 AM

Sperm is stored and donated, moved here and there in jars, and used for pregnancy, clearly it's not as delicate as you think.

neogrande · 03-10-2005, 08:19 AM

ewwww oral wierdo

gardyloo · 03-10-2005, 11:57 AM

So this wasn't pregnancy through oral sex as the topic suggests.
I was going to laugh at you for making an impossible topic.

JurseyRider734 · 03-10-2005, 12:44 PM

I told my Health class about this. All of the people were grossed out. I was like "Yay! ;D"

phoxphire04 · 03-10-2005, 02:13 PM

This is just so wrong.. *shakes head* LoL

03-8-2005, 08:50 AM	#21
Izzi FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2003 Age: 34 Posts: 2,142	RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Pregnancy Through Oral Sex can you not be forced to get an abortion if its your baby?

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Chromer Hookers and Blow Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: You heard the robot. No fun. Age: 34 Posts: 4,981	RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Pregnancy Through Oral Sex =O! Abortion is horrible! You sir are in time-out for the rest of the day. __________________

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falconsfan14 Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: GiRRRRRRR!!! Age: 34 Posts: 2,183	RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Pregnancy Through Oral Sex linus lolol, seriously.

03-8-2005, 01:59 PM	#24
ToshX FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 5,111	RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Pregnancy Through Oral Sex That...disturbed me...

03-8-2005, 02:27 PM	#26
phoxphire04 FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Corn Field, Ohio Posts: 33	RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Pregnancy Through Oral S Oral Sex... bleh. That was a pretty funny story though. heh

03-8-2005, 04:45 PM	#28
Mychilli FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: ^ _ ^ Age: 34 Posts: 555	RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Pregnancy Through Oral S funny though... is this breaking some kind of rule talking about this? __________________

03-8-2005, 05:44 PM	#30
Mindfields Banned Join Date: Dec 2004 Age: 32 Posts: 1,566	RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Pregnancy Through Oral S Something (somewhat) related:http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/giggle The score between the ex-girlfriend and the guy is tied: Girl: 1. Boy: 1 Girl scores for revenge baby. Boy scores cause he scored.

03-8-2005, 07:19 PM	#31
MalReynolds CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: A Denny's Bathroom. Age: 36 Posts: 6,571	RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Pregnancy Through Oral S My first thought was, "Hey, aritificial insemination is usually supervised by a Doctor, who meticulously removes the ovum from the ovary and introduces sperm into the system before replacing the zygote back into the ovary. How could she do this on her own?" Then I thought: Stirrups and a turkey baster. Mal __________________ "A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline." "Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor My new novel: Maledictions: The Offering. Now in Paperback!

03-8-2005, 07:46 PM	#33
ananana FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Atlanta Age: 36 Posts: 632	RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Pregnancy Throug Stirrups which prop the legs up. Usually used when giving birth or during a visit to a gynaecologist. Turkey baster you'd use to spread stuff like butter and seasons on a turkey or some other large.. food..

03-8-2005, 08:00 PM	#34
alainbryden Seen your member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: noitacoL Posts: 2,873	RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Pregnancy Throug I ride my horse with stirrups. __________________ ~NEIGH

03-8-2005, 09:05 PM	#35
VegetaRobGT FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2004 Age: 37 Posts: 201	penis must penetrate vagina in order to conceive a normal child, the air would probly contaminate the semen on site, not to mention all that bacteria it comes into contact with when the cum is in the mouth... im having trouble trying figure out if this is a joke or what

03-9-2005, 01:56 AM	#36
alainbryden Seen your member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: noitacoL Posts: 2,873	Sperm is stored and donated, moved here and there in jars, and used for pregnancy, clearly it's not as delicate as you think. __________________ ~NEIGH

03-10-2005, 08:19 AM	#37
neogrande FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona Posts: 98	RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Pregnancy Through Oral Sex ewwww oral wierdo __________________ www.Pso-World.com

03-10-2005, 11:57 AM	#38
gardyloo FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: hell Posts: 580	RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Pregnancy Through Oral Sex So this wasn't pregnancy through oral sex as the topic suggests. I was going to laugh at you for making an impossible topic. __________________ bye

03-10-2005, 02:13 PM	#40
phoxphire04 FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Corn Field, Ohio Posts: 33	RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Pregnancy Through Oral Sex This is just so wrong.. shakes head LoL

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