Do my English 11 Research paper for me.

[Skikamukazi]

It is supposed to be written on Duke Ellington and the requirements are as follows:

1) Covers his importance in the 1920s
2) What he did in his life
3) How his music influenced people
4) Why his music was so influencial
5) general stuff about him

Body of paper:

1) Title centered two spaces under the heading and right above the first paragraph.
2) Thesis statement is clear.
3) Topic is covered adequately.
4)Writing includes supporting facts and examples.
5)Organization is logical.
6)Direct quotations are no more than 1-% of the paper.
7)Spelling is flawless.
8)Grammar is correct.
9)Punctuation is accurate.
10)Paper is 3-4 pages.
11)Margins are 1 inch.
12)Font is 12 point.
13)Paper is double spaced.
14)Pages after the first page are numberes in the upper right-hand corner.

Parenthetical citations:

1)Ideas or information not originating from your own mind are cited.
2)Citations follow MLA formatting.

Works cited page:

1)Page is labeled "Works Cited".
2)Entries are formatted according to MLA standards.
3)All works cited in the paper body have an entry in the works cited page.
4)Has a minimum of 3 sources.
5)At least one source is a book. (I have this one covered)

If anyone does this I will give them something in retusn through the mail. Some porn, a cd, 0.10$ through paypal, 3$ cash through the mail. Something.

Also, keep in mind that this is an 11th grade project, so I don't want to sound too smart.

I would really appreciate it if someone could helop me out here.

[PMS-Naota]

lol.

[Skikamukazi]

It has to get done. I'll even up the offer to 5$ in the mail cash.

[MrPoptart]

lol
only $5....

[Skikamukazi]

Who are you?

[MrPoptart]

som 1 who might do ur paper 4 u

[MrPoptart]

ummm not........

[PMS-Naota]

I'll do it for 100.

[Skikamukazi]

Originally Posted by MrPoptart

som 1 who might do ur paper 4 u

I wouldn't let a retard like you do it anyway.

[MrPoptart]

r u really that desprit?
that lazy?
or are u kidding?

[MrPoptart]

this is going to get locked....
or go into the garbage

[PMS-Naota]

You should be doing the paper instead of browsing the forums.

[Shashakiro]

lol get to work skika you lazy ****

[Skikamukazi]

Originally Posted by MrPoptart

r u really that desprit?
that lazy?
or are u kidding?

I'm not desperate. Not kidding.

Lazy. The first draft is supposed to be done by tomorrow morning but I didn't do it.

I'll change my offer yet again. If you have someone you hate and you know their home address I wil have someone beat them up for you. If they live in Virginia, I will do it myself. Or if for some reason you live in the middle of nowhere and you don't have friends, I will mail a letter to someone you hate with some sort of deadly chemical inside of it. I'm not joking either.

Or I can give you a food item of your choice (non-perishable), 5$, porn, weed, and/or alcohol to your home via ups.

Or you can tell me what you want, keeping in mind that I am poor, and I will do my best to do it.

[mattyohh]

you could of already had it half done in the time it took you to set up this waste of a thread

[banditcom]

Would you record yourself punching yourself in the balls? That sounds like a good offer to me.

[Skikamukazi]

Originally Posted by mattyohh

you could of already had it half done in the time it took you to set up this waste of a thread

I'm too stoned to do a project.

Edit: bandit I will put it on video for you. Seriously.

[scorpio1690]

Ahahaha that sounds like me last year. Dude if it's a first draft who the **** cares, make random **** up. I never do rough drafts I just do it in my mind then do a good copy. Oh and Poptart, read the forum rules, learn to post properly or gtfo.

[Yanah_God]

This reminds me of the Oepedis paper.

[Skikamukazi]

I already faked the draft... I don't even think I mention Duke Ellington in it.

I'm just worried about the final copy which is due on the 8th or 11th.