A Series of Unfortuanate Relationships (Autobiographical)

[Tokzic]

That chapter didn't get me like the rest of them did. Probably because it wasn't particularly funny or particularly depressing, it just sort of made me feel slightly indisposed towards that Emil guy. That and it just seemed to drag because you made it seem like a series of events, which is like typical biographies and/or history class, both of which I hate.

But I await the conclusion.

[jewpinthethird]

I am more of Steve kind of guy.

It sucks being one of the Steve's of the world.

[MalReynolds]

Oh, I've been a Steve before, but this doesn't cover any pining that I was doing.

[Tokzic]

It just occurred to me how exciting it would be if I made an autobiography involving my relationships.

It'd be something like:

Part 1

Some girl asked me out. I said yes. We both forgot about each other a few days later.

Part 2

Some girl asked me out. I said yes. A few days later, she decides she wants to date multiple people. Relationship ends; I get a clue.

Part 3

Some girl writes, "Did u know i like you!!!" and her number in my yearbook and runs off. I never talked to her again.

Part 4

A girl I like hints to the extreme that she likes me. Finally she breaks down and tells me (well, tells her friend to tell me) that she likes me. I say I don't for some reason. She gets depressed but we hang out like crazy.

Part 5

A year later after three relationships that go nowhere with her, she begins hinting at me again. One day we go to an empty schoolyard and hang out. Suddenly she becomes silent. I ask her what's wrong. She kisses me. I ask, "What was that for?" She gets confused. Her self-esteem is never quite the same again. We stop hanging out. I am an idiot.

Conclusion:

I am Captain Suave.


Man, it'd totally be a bestseller.

[mattyohh]

Mine would be alot shorter like:

Part 1:
I girl told me she likes me. I told her to leave me alone

Part 2:
I girl likes me i go out with her 6 months later she dumps me for my best friend, who happened to be a girl....

Part 3:
A series of unsucessfull atempts still on going to date.

[Renommus]

I girl likes me i go out with her 6 months later she dumps me for my best friend, who happened to be a girl....

Hot.

[mattyohh]

my friend was like HA OWNED.

[Benny1]

here's mine

Part 1: Like a crazy genius russian girl. She goes to a super school so I never see her again.

Part 2: Going out with a half asian who screams penis in the lunchroom and hits me a lot (in fun, not hate, trust me).

still on that part 2 part.



ps: Very good story, I enjoyed it, but hte few typos drove me insane ;/.

[mattyohh]

I want to read the next part. Stop holding out on us Mal.

[Tasuke]

Originally Posted by Benny1

ps: Very good story, I enjoyed it, but hte few typos drove me insane.

Oh, the irony!
But I liked your stories Mal, even if they do make me fell really bad about my own relationships. Which both happen to be with slightly emotionally unstable girls who liked me more than I like them.