The compu-nerd love poem

**alainbryden** · 03-31-2006, 04:04 AM

I made this for my girlfriend, but she didn't get any of it. Hopefully some of you will appreciate it more.

The compu-nerd love poem (by Alain)

Loving you feels more natural than the keys I type on all day.
Yet my feelings are more complicated than a two dimensional dynamic character array.
When I see you, my heart skips a FLoating point OPeration.
If there's anything you want, all other task priorities drop.
When I'm with you, my heart performs realtime.
After being about all day, I want to be your \n
You're so beautiful, any multithreaded CPU
would leave everything hanging and turn all it's eyes on you.
I would rather live with you than my mother.
Now that you're here, I can see myself with no other.
I would rather talk to you for a minute than chat online with babes all day.
I just can't compile how you make me feel that way.
But love runs on it's own, without language or syntax.
For you, all my procedural rules are relaxed.
To you, my dear, I will always be (boolean) 1
For all my love are belong to you.

**alainbryden** · 03-31-2006, 04:07 AM

I should have put something about < 3 in there

**nickadeemus** · 03-31-2006, 04:26 AM

I can't find that video of those math nerds singing that love song.

Afrobean · 03-31-2006, 09:10 AM

programming + love = super_love;

**FishFishRevolution** · 03-31-2006, 11:05 AM

The boolean 1 was my favorite part.

Omeganitros · 03-31-2006, 11:07 AM

EXCELLENT touch with the boolean logic. That's an awesome poem.

ChineseGirl · 03-31-2006, 12:37 PM

I love it. It's cute.

GuidoHunter · 03-31-2006, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nickadeemus

I can't find that video of those math nerds singing that love song.

http://www.math.northwestern.edu/~ma...dia/finite.wmv

Group name: Klein Four
Song title: Finite Simple Group (of order two)

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

Necamus · 03-31-2006, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Afrobean

super_love = programming + love;

Corrected.

Afrobean · 03-31-2006, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Necamus

Corrected.

That doesn't make as much sense in a non-programming sense.

But yeah, that is more correct.

Mindfields · 03-31-2006, 10:04 PM

This poem rocks.
This alain rocks.

Sweet_vindiction · 03-31-2006, 10:48 PM

That has ot be like..almost one of the sweetest things. Haha. I give you Props for that one.

Sweet_vindiction · 03-31-2006, 10:48 PM

Good JOb..10 points.

Pumble · 03-31-2006, 11:27 PM

bahaha nice job on the boolean

i love it

Chrissi · 04-1-2006, 12:01 AM

**** that girlfriend of yours. She doesn't deserve you. Marry me.

mattyohh · 04-1-2006, 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alainbryden

I would rather live with you than my mother.

hahahaahhaha i actually rofl'd

evilbutterfly · 04-1-2006, 10:57 AM

Quote:

she didn't get any of it.

Dump her.

Afrobean · 04-1-2006, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chrissi

**** that girlfriend of yours. She doesn't deserve you. Marry me.

So you want him to have sex with his girlfriend then marry you?

**alainbryden** · 04-3-2006, 07:02 PM

I appreciate it Chrissi, but as afrobean observed, I'll only be heeding the first of your suggestions.

JurseyRider734 · 04-3-2006, 08:21 PM

Alain TMI

03-31-2006, 04:04 AM	#1
alainbryden Seen your member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: noitacoL Posts: 2,873	The compu-nerd love poem I made this for my girlfriend, but she didn't get any of it. Hopefully some of you will appreciate it more. The compu-nerd love poem (by Alain) Loving you feels more natural than the keys I type on all day. Yet my feelings are more complicated than a two dimensional dynamic character array. When I see you, my heart skips a FLoating point OPeration. If there's anything you want, all other task priorities drop. When I'm with you, my heart performs realtime. After being about all day, I want to be your \n You're so beautiful, any multithreaded CPU would leave everything hanging and turn all it's eyes on you. I would rather live with you than my mother. Now that you're here, I can see myself with no other. I would rather talk to you for a minute than chat online with babes all day. I just can't compile how you make me feel that way. But love runs on it's own, without language or syntax. For you, all my procedural rules are relaxed. To you, my dear, I will always be (boolean) 1 For all my love are belong to you. __________________ ~NEIGH

03-31-2006, 04:07 AM	#2
alainbryden Seen your member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: noitacoL Posts: 2,873	Re: The compu-nerd love poem I should have put something about < 3 in there __________________ ~NEIGH

03-31-2006, 04:26 AM	#3
nickadeemus The spice must flow. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: In the aeroplane over the sea Posts: 807	Re: The compu-nerd love poem I can't find that video of those math nerds singing that love song. __________________ Nice.

03-31-2006, 09:10 AM	#4
Afrobean Admiral in the Red Army Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the moon Age: 36 Posts: 13,262	Re: The compu-nerd love poem programming + love = super_love; __________________

03-31-2006, 11:05 AM	#5
FishFishRevolution GotR Creator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Vi sitter här i venten Current Band: The National Age: 36 Posts: 7,251	Re: The compu-nerd love poem The boolean 1 was my favorite part. __________________

03-31-2006, 11:07 AM	#6
Omeganitros auauauau Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Hee-Haw! Age: 35 Posts: 8,897	Re: The compu-nerd love poem EXCELLENT touch with the boolean logic. That's an awesome poem.

03-31-2006, 12:37 PM	#7
ChineseGirl FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 29	Re: The compu-nerd love poem I love it. It's cute. __________________ I love FFR! It's the best ever!!! Maplestory acc-Yanzi14g Lvl 51 iamyanzi Lvl 23 Counterstrike Exp: Cal Im Cal O Pogo Rox! I love Dominoes for some strange reason.

03-31-2006, 10:04 PM	#11
Mindfields Banned Join Date: Dec 2004 Age: 32 Posts: 1,566	Re: The compu-nerd love poem This poem rocks. This alain rocks.

03-31-2006, 10:48 PM	#12
Sweet_vindiction FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: ~I love the way our eyes meet~ Posts: 6	Re: The compu-nerd love poem That has ot be like..almost one of the sweetest things. Haha. I give you Props for that one.

03-31-2006, 10:48 PM	#13
Sweet_vindiction FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: ~I love the way our eyes meet~ Posts: 6	Re: The compu-nerd love poem Good JOb..10 points.

03-31-2006, 11:27 PM	#14
Pumble FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: ladies love cool james Age: 34 Posts: 1,301	Re: The compu-nerd love poem bahaha nice job on the boolean i love it __________________

04-1-2006, 12:01 AM	#15
Chrissi FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The Game Age: 37 Posts: 3,019	Re: The compu-nerd love poem **** that girlfriend of yours. She doesn't deserve you. Marry me. __________________ C is for Charisma, it's why people think I'm great! I make my friends all laugh and smile and never want to hate!

04-3-2006, 07:02 PM	#19
alainbryden Seen your member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: noitacoL Posts: 2,873	Re: The compu-nerd love poem I appreciate it Chrissi, but as afrobean observed, I'll only be heeding the first of your suggestions. __________________ ~NEIGH

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