britishbmx is the greatest poster in the history of the internet. - Page 2

lord_carbo · 12-18-2006, 01:33 PM

Nice!

FluorescentArmy · 12-18-2006, 02:09 PM

Rofl, owned. How old was he/she? 12?

vashthestampede0987 · 12-18-2006, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by FluorescentArmy

Rofl, owned. How old was he/she? 12?

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Originally Posted by guido's pm

He's an eighteen year old high school graduate from Seabrook (Houston)

Does that answer your question?

Oh wow. Wasn't he the one that would always post those weather reports that would effect no one really and everyone hated?

**chickendude** · 12-18-2006, 02:48 PM

instaWin

**DarkManticoreX2** · 12-18-2006, 02:54 PM

Respect for Guido

+++

LordKratosAurion · 12-18-2006, 02:59 PM

Wow. Just, wow.
Internet espionage. Gotta love it.

FluorescentArmy · 12-18-2006, 03:54 PM

I should read things more carefully. If he was 18 and lies about stuff like that there's a problem somewhere.

Afrobean · 12-18-2006, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by FluorescentArmy

I should read things more carefully. If he was 18 and lies about stuff like that there's a problem somewhere.

This just in: compulsive liars can lie about their age as well.

purplepopcorn · 12-18-2006, 08:11 PM

if he really is gone then how will we know about the 14 hurricanes that hit his house in a day?

Chrissi · 12-18-2006, 09:10 PM

I will never understand how this sort of person can exist.

**G.S.M** · 12-18-2006, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Chrissi

I will never understand how this sort of person can exist.

I agree! Idiots these days...

Tasuke · 12-18-2006, 09:39 PM

What a great guy he was.

Kibaki · 12-18-2006, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Tasuke

What a great guy he was.

mhm

JKPolk · 12-18-2006, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Chrissi

I will never understand how this sort of person can exist.

It's because you touch yourself at night. Stop, please, for the good of humanity.

**stretchypanda** · 12-18-2006, 10:49 PM

Here's the deal, britishbmx.

You seem to think that we will grow tired of banning you. You also seem to think you were somehow wronged when you were chatbanned for requesting boobs and them forumbanned for telling an admin to go **** himself. I'm sad that you feel that way.

If you feel that we are being unfair, you are welcome to consult an admin. Any admin. This does not mean "create a new account and post under it as though nothing is wrong". It means that until I am told to stop permabanning your evasion accounts, I will permanently ban any account under which you make a post.

enjoy u r ban

DiscoBobbyPARANOiA · 12-18-2006, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by chickendude

instaWin

qft

**igotrhythm** · 12-19-2006, 05:20 AM

I'm not sure who is more awesome here; Tom for getting to the bottom of this, or Guido for bringing this episode of ultimate ownage to our proverbial doorstep.

**stretchypanda** · 12-22-2006, 12:38 PM

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

So, this morning I noticed a post by user "dj.jantzen". I hadn't really paid attention to him before, but something about this user roused my suspicions. I did an IP check, and sure enough, dj.jantzen turned out to be britishbmx.

But this time he claims to be a DJ on a Houston radio station! I follow the link that used to be in his sig and discover that Don Jantzen is a real DJ on 94.5 The Buzz, and britishbmx has listed the guy's name, occupation, location, and interests as his own, AND he's roaming FFR pretending to be this guy. So I send Don an email:

Quote:

Hey,

I moderate a forum for a flash-based version of DDR. I thought you'd
enjoy knowing you're so popular with one of our banned-on-sight users
that he's decided to pretend to be you. He has a link to thebuzz.com in
his sig (which I suppose is good advertising even if it is from some
crazed fan), lists your name, location, interests, and career as his own
-- apparently ripped right from your bio. I find his antics kind of
hilarious. He's been pretending to be other people so we won't get
suspicious and check his IP to find out who he really is. I sort of
think fandom of this level deserves something. Maybe a shoutout on your
show. Maybe a threat (empty or not) to take legal action (because,
let's face it, the kid's a moron). Maybe just an email. His is
(removed). I'm sure he'd love to hear from THE Don
Jantzen.

Oh, here's a link to his profile on our site, just in case you're
interested. I'll be banning him soon, though, so you won't get to see
your picture as his userpic. Sorry.

http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/....php?u=1065607

Have a good one,
Amanda

Mr. Jantzen sent me this reply:

Quote:

Amanda,
Thanks for the heads up. That's funny. Kind of strange... but still
kind of funny. I'm going to hit him the next time he's on AIM and see
what his deal is. At least he's not chasing me with a knife in the
parking lot or anything....... yet.

Take care
Don

I asked him to let me know how the conversation goes.

vashthestampede0987 · 12-22-2006, 01:35 PM

identity theft ftw.

12-18-2006, 01:33 PM	#21
lord_carbo FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: fighting villains from afar, NJ Age: 32 Posts: 6,222	Re: britishbmx is the greatest poster in the history of the internet. Nice! __________________ last.fm

12-18-2006, 02:09 PM	#22
FluorescentArmy Forum User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Gattrobe, Pistolvania Age: 32 Posts: 1,754	Re: britishbmx is the greatest poster in the history of the internet. Rofl, owned. How old was he/she? 12? __________________

12-18-2006, 02:48 PM	#24
chickendude Away from Computer Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Massachusetts Age: 33 Posts: 1,901	Re: britishbmx is the greatest poster in the history of the internet. instaWin __________________

12-18-2006, 02:59 PM	#26
LordKratosAurion FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Fire Field Age: 33 Posts: 306	Re: britishbmx is the greatest poster in the history of the internet. Wow. Just, wow. Internet espionage. Gotta love it. __________________ VGMP 2 some Xmod, Note Next step: learning how to suck less

12-18-2006, 03:54 PM	#27
FluorescentArmy Forum User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Gattrobe, Pistolvania Age: 32 Posts: 1,754	Re: britishbmx is the greatest poster in the history of the internet. I should read things more carefully. If he was 18 and lies about stuff like that there's a problem somewhere. __________________

12-18-2006, 08:11 PM	#29
purplepopcorn FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: extra salty Age: 32 Posts: 602	Re: britishbmx is the greatest poster in the history of the internet. if he really is gone then how will we know about the 14 hurricanes that hit his house in a day?

12-18-2006, 09:10 PM	#30
Chrissi FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The Game Age: 37 Posts: 3,019	Re: britishbmx is the greatest poster in the history of the internet. I will never understand how this sort of person can exist. __________________ C is for Charisma, it's why people think I'm great! I make my friends all laugh and smile and never want to hate!

12-18-2006, 09:39 PM	#32
Tasuke FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: where ever you aren't Age: 33 Posts: 1,671	Re: britishbmx is the greatest poster in the history of the internet. What a great guy he was. __________________

12-18-2006, 10:49 PM	#35
stretchypanda shock me shock me Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Texas Age: 39 Posts: 4,123	Re: britishbmx is the greatest poster in the history of the internet. Here's the deal, britishbmx. You seem to think that we will grow tired of banning you. You also seem to think you were somehow wronged when you were chatbanned for requesting boobs and them forumbanned for telling an admin to go **** himself. I'm sad that you feel that way. If you feel that we are being unfair, you are welcome to consult an admin. Any admin. This does not mean "create a new account and post under it as though nothing is wrong". It means that until I am told to stop permabanning your evasion accounts, I will permanently ban any account under which you make a post. enjoy u r ban

12-19-2006, 05:20 AM	#37
igotrhythm Fractals! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Meesheegan Age: 38 Posts: 6,534	Re: britishbmx is the greatest poster in the history of the internet. I'm not sure who is more awesome here; Tom for getting to the bottom of this, or Guido for bringing this episode of ultimate ownage to our proverbial doorstep.

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