Which way do you wipe? - Page 2

Mirror_rorriM · 01-20-2007, 10:01 PM

♪ When your sitting on the john and all the toilet papers gone be a man, use your hand! ♪

SulferDragon · 01-20-2007, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Mirror_rorriM

♪ When your sitting on the john and all the toilet papers gone be a man, use your hand! ♪

Thank you, you just gave me a quote for my sig.

**xObserveRx** · 01-20-2007, 10:25 PM

Front to back for sure. Why you could ever think of moving.... that stuff toward your genitalia is beyond me.

Also, I'm a huge supporter of the stand-up wipe. It's just a little extra insurance and always prevents those unbelievably annoying cases of jungle-bum in the summer. (I'm hoping only guys experience this.)

Mirror_rorriM · 01-20-2007, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by SulferDragon

Thank you, you just gave me a quote for my sig.

**stretchypanda** · 01-20-2007, 10:58 PM

First the butt, then the vag.

Different sheets of tp, go from the inside out.

These are the burning discussions we have here.

**Rebirth0** · 01-20-2007, 11:06 PM

Front to back.

It would be less painful for my asspubes if I went back to front but that's not going to happen.

darkphoenix117 · 01-20-2007, 11:09 PM

Front to Back, but both ways if it's really messy.

Mirror_rorriM · 01-20-2007, 11:14 PM

What do you guys mean by really messy? Like when you have a bean burrito for lunch or when you get food poisoning?

Psycho45 · 01-21-2007, 01:52 PM

Ummmmmmmm...

OH YEA, THIS IS A RETARDED THREAD 4 only people who really care. and I don't

Afrobean · 01-21-2007, 02:24 PM

For you guys saying "why would you push it towards your genitalia?":

If you're not completely retarded, you can easily clean yourself without pushing feces up onto your balls. Ladies have more reason to be cautious, but honestly, if I was a girl, I'd probably do it back to front anyway and just be damn careful.

oh ps 3 seashells

Pichu_XP · 01-21-2007, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Psycho45

Ummmmmmmm...

OH YEA, THIS IS A RETARDED THREAD 4 only people who really care. and I don't

I'm starting to wonder if you're old enough to be here.

Grandiagod · 01-21-2007, 03:05 PM

In the Koran, anal cleaning should never involve less than three stones.

SethSquall · 01-21-2007, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Afrobean

oh ps 3 seashells

So much for the three seashells.

Edit: Yes I'm going to say that everytime you mention it.

X_Minex_A_Loss_Of_Words_X · 01-21-2007, 04:05 PM

omg rofl wtf kinda thread is this xD

gamefreak257 · 01-21-2007, 04:06 PM

y WOULD u push it up to ur crotch? It might even make it worse.

dancingmaniac3 · 01-21-2007, 05:58 PM

I've come to realize that doing it back to front doesn't necessarily clean properly. You leave some residue on the lower-back part of your balls, which if left untreated becomes crusty and an itch you can't scratch in public while sitting in your school desk doing a side-side "i'm readjusting my position" dance.

snickolas · 01-21-2007, 06:15 PM

Both ways, no matter what

GuidoHunter · 01-21-2007, 06:42 PM

I must ask: why would one do it both ways? This is, of course, assuming that it's done with different wads of paper.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

Maid · 01-21-2007, 06:53 PM

I try not to do #2 outside if at all possible. Cleaning with toilet paper, isn't really cleaning, more like moving the **** around there, only making skin worse and still retaining it. It's really unsanitary and gross. I always use water after #2 at home.

We should all learn Again from Japanese and install those auto toilets with water jet stream up your ass after #2. No joke. ;o

evilbutterfly · 01-22-2007, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by GuidoHunter

I must ask: why would one do it both ways? This is, of course, assuming that it's done with different wads of paper.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

For whatever reason, doing it one way won't get everything (I guess some just gets smoothed down). If you check the paper after wiping until it all seems gone (another thing I wonder if other people do) and then do it the other way, you'll be surprised to find that you didn't get everything. I heard some comedian talk about doing that to get rid of skidmarks or something, and I thought they were just joking but I tried it and it's true. o_O

Quote:

I'm away from the forums for awhile and the first thing I notice in Chit-Chat is this?

Same old.

I have a history of making weird polls in Chit-Chat for things I'm curious about.

I also think I have a habit of forgetting about them and bumping them when they're almost off page 1. =\

View Poll Results: Which way do you wipe?
Front to back.	42	60.00%
Back to front.	13	18.57%
Both ways.	15	21.43%
Voters: 70. You may not vote on this poll

01-20-2007, 10:01 PM	#21
Mirror_rorriM FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: At my house Age: 30 Posts: 117	Re: Which way do you wipe? ♪ When your sitting on the john and all the toilet papers gone be a man, use your hand! ♪ __________________ Help revive http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/...ad.php?t=58389 w00t w00t!

01-20-2007, 10:25 PM	#23
xObserveRx FFR Simfile Author Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Ontario Age: 41 Posts: 1,148	Re: Which way do you wipe? Front to back for sure. Why you could ever think of moving.... that stuff toward your genitalia is beyond me. Also, I'm a huge supporter of the stand-up wipe. It's just a little extra insurance and always prevents those unbelievably annoying cases of jungle-bum in the summer. (I'm hoping only guys experience this.) __________________ Come Play The Werewolf Game!

01-20-2007, 10:58 PM	#25
stretchypanda shock me shock me Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Texas Age: 39 Posts: 4,123	Re: Which way do you wipe? First the butt, then the vag. Different sheets of tp, go from the inside out. These are the burning discussions we have here.

01-20-2007, 11:06 PM	#26
Rebirth0 FFR Originalbro Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Kansas City, Missouri Age: 33 Posts: 8,750	Re: Which way do you wipe? Front to back. It would be less painful for my asspubes if I went back to front but that's not going to happen.

01-20-2007, 11:09 PM	#27
darkphoenix117 FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Michigan Age: 35 Posts: 10	Re: Which way do you wipe? Front to Back, but both ways if it's really messy.

01-20-2007, 11:14 PM	#28
Mirror_rorriM FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: At my house Age: 30 Posts: 117	Re: Which way do you wipe? What do you guys mean by really messy? Like when you have a bean burrito for lunch or when you get food poisoning? __________________ Help revive http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/...ad.php?t=58389 w00t w00t!

01-21-2007, 01:52 PM	#29
Psycho45 FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Westside Posts: 68	Re: Which way do you wipe? Ummmmmmmm... OH YEA, THIS IS A RETARDED THREAD 4 only people who really care. and I don't __________________ You suck, I don't. O well.

01-21-2007, 02:24 PM	#30
Afrobean Admiral in the Red Army Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the moon Age: 36 Posts: 13,262	Re: Which way do you wipe? For you guys saying "why would you push it towards your genitalia?": If you're not completely retarded, you can easily clean yourself without pushing feces up onto your balls. Ladies have more reason to be cautious, but honestly, if I was a girl, I'd probably do it back to front anyway and just be damn careful. oh ps 3 seashells __________________

01-21-2007, 03:05 PM	#32
Grandiagod FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Feaefaw Age: 35 Posts: 6,122	Re: Which way do you wipe? In the Koran, anal cleaning should never involve less than three stones. __________________ He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny

01-21-2007, 04:05 PM	#34
X_Minex_A_Loss_Of_Words_X FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Monticello,New York Age: 32 Posts: 4	Re: Which way do you wipe? omg rofl wtf kinda thread is this xD

01-21-2007, 04:06 PM	#35
gamefreak257 FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: lol im not tellin u Posts: 12	Re: Which way do you wipe? y WOULD u push it up to ur crotch? It might even make it worse. __________________ http://s3.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=79317 Go here to play this great game.(put this here to get money for my account)

01-21-2007, 05:58 PM	#36
dancingmaniac3 FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: San Antonio...where tortilla is pronounced right. Posts: 1,873	Re: Which way do you wipe? I've come to realize that doing it back to front doesn't necessarily clean properly. You leave some residue on the lower-back part of your balls, which if left untreated becomes crusty and an itch you can't scratch in public while sitting in your school desk doing a side-side "i'm readjusting my position" dance. __________________

01-21-2007, 06:15 PM	#37
snickolas FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 21	Re: Which way do you wipe? Both ways, no matter what

01-21-2007, 06:53 PM	#39
Maid FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: 北海道　釧路 Posts: 643	Re: Which way do you wipe? I try not to do #2 outside if at all possible. Cleaning with toilet paper, isn't really cleaning, more like moving the **** around there, only making skin worse and still retaining it. It's really unsanitary and gross. I always use water after #2 at home. We should all learn Again from Japanese and install those auto toilets with water jet stream up your ass after #2. No joke. ;o __________________ 怒りの剣も嘆きの傷も　跡形もなく溶けて消えて散って逝っててああー

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