Stories that almost got you in trouble

[Ganondorf3000]

At school while it was all snowy outside a lot of ppl came out and we had a huge snowball fight. It was so much fun! The best part was the black ice.... I was getting snowballs thrown in my ear and it hurt like a bitch. Everybody was creating teams and we would see who is the best.. SO MUCH FUN!!! Before 10 minutes of the bell almost ringing the PRINCIPLE CAME!!! When he came out he said " You have a choose, You can either get suspended or you can put the snow ball down AND GET OUT OF HERE!" The first thing I thought before I threw my next snowball... I droped it started to think (O.K just drop the snowball get out of there and go to my next class....). When I went to my next class ppl started to ask what was going on and I said we had a huge snowball fight... You missed it.. "Aw the best part of the day and I wasn't there... DAM!"

When school ended There was a club party for GSA Gay straight Allience. While the party was going on I was bringing in the ignition dance pad and games for the ICU and then went to the party, had some cookies and some chips. Then after, me and a group of friends went outside to have a snowball fight... Good thing it was after school... We couldn't get in trouble. Then we started to throw snow at windows and then somebody threw snow inside the building while ppl had to run across the hall for track practice and that person got yelled at. REALLY LOUDLY LIKE! At the end everybody cleaned it up (including me) cleaned it up and everybody went home.

[Velious]

so i was jerkin my moms all what chu doin im all not jerkin shes all b/s storms in my room like a mad hyena but i had covers on so she wouldnt see me jerkin

-phew-

[Kilgamayan]

One time I made an incredibly useless topic here at FFR. I realized after one user posted that I couldn't delete it. I was so afraid that it was going to get locked, but thankfully, the staff must have missed it or something, because I got away unscathed.

[lightdarkness]

Gonna leave this open for now, cause Kilgas story rocked.

[zildjian133]

This one time I brought a knife to school. And this girl thought I was sooooooooooooo cool. So I slit her throat and shoved her in a urinal. Thankfully though I rubbed my prints off of it and got a chubby kids finger prints on it and left it in chubby kids locker. So then the popo and drug sniffing dogs came to school and shot the chubby kid on sight, but that day I had brought like 9 pounds of weed to school and when I saw the dogs I was like "HOLY SHIZNITLE," and I ate all the weed real quick and vometed the weed into some other fat kids locker and passed out in the urinal of which I shoved some girls body after killing her.... Wait this goes on for like 20 more pages so I'll shorten it to one nifty sentence: It ended up all the chubby kids and ugly chicks dead shoved in urinals while I walk away happily. The End.

[emccky]

that was the worst story ever whoever made this topic..

[Tsuteto]

One time, at band camp...

Okay, I'll stop now.

[jewpinthethird]

Originally Posted by Tsuteto

One time, at band camp...

Okay, I'll stop now.

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