I'm Too Sexy For My Work... So Sexy It Hurts!

madmatt621 · 02-4-2008, 11:25 PM

Here's a list from CareerBuilder.com for the 10 Sexiest Jobs:

• Entertainer/Model. Pros: Successful models travel the world, are famous and have huge paychecks. Cons: Competition is fierce and there's a lot of pressure to maintain their looks.

• C0cktail Waitress. Pros: A good c0cktail waitress can make a killing on tips alone, especially in an upscale establishment. Cons: They have to deal with drunken customers and they often work in smoke-filled bars and clubs.

• Athlete. Pros: The chance to be famous and internationally adored is pretty nice. Cons: The odds of making it big are slim.

• Firefighter. Pros: They save lives and serve the community. Cons: They risk their lives every day.

• Cowboy. Pros: It's a quiet life away from the city. Cons: They have to work with their hands and outdoors, regardless of the season.

• Nurse. Pros: They care for patients, watch them get better and put a baby in its parents' arms for the first time. Cons: The hours are long; patients and their families can be demanding; and there are plenty of sad events they have to witness, too.

• Artist. Pros: They spend their days being creative and get paid for it. Cons: The paying work that's easiest to find is often boring and doesn't allow artists to express themselves.

• Military Professional. Pros: Job security and good pay. Cons: Risk of dying in war; long-term commitment and willingness to relocate frequently, which means sticking with a job no matter where it takes you.

• Construction Worker. Pros: Their job keeps them in shape and their hard work is often rewarded with a nice salary. Cons: Performing manual labor every day (in all kinds of weather) is tiring and sometimes dangerous.

• TV Anchor/Personality. Pros: They get to be on television and get the news before anybody else. Cons: They can spend years working in small cities before they get a job in a major market.

TrippedXD · 02-4-2008, 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madmatt621

• C***tail

Swear filter broken = ban?

PS: Censored as not to break don't quote long racist porn rule.

madmatt621 · 02-4-2008, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TrippedXD

Swear filter broken = ban?

PS: Censored as not to break don't quote long racist porn rule.

If it was just the word C*** and not c***tail, then yes, there would be a problem.

**pokelda** · 02-4-2008, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TrippedXD

Swear filter broken = ban?

PS: Censored as not to break don't quote long racist porn rule.

You are making a fool out of yourself. The swear is unintentional so it will not get him banned.

**stretchypanda** · 02-4-2008, 11:54 PM

Okay, no matter what praise you have gained for some of your recent threads, it is really not okay to just cut and paste random **** you find elsewhere on the internet.

The goal is QUALITY, not quantity.

Tokzic · 02-5-2008, 12:34 AM

Stretchy, what's the problem with CP threads? As long as it's entertaining, like this one, there's no real reason to rag on them.

tsugomaru · 02-5-2008, 12:59 AM

Not everyone thinks this thread is entertaining.

~Tsugomaru

xjohnieboyx · 02-5-2008, 02:42 AM

How exactly is this thread entertaining?

TrippedXD · 02-5-2008, 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pokelda

You are making a fool out of yourself. The swear is unintentional so it will not get him banned.

It was a joke you dolt.

**FishFishRevolution** · 02-5-2008, 09:59 AM

I want to be a cowboy when I grow up.

Afrobean · 02-5-2008, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tokzic

Stretchy, what's the problem with CP threads? As long as it's entertaining, like this one, there's no real reason to rag on them.

Yeah, as long as you call it a "CP thread", it's definitely a good thread.

Wilkin · 02-5-2008, 10:47 AM

Quaint.

MalReynolds · 02-5-2008, 12:25 PM

When I grow up, I want to be a vampire bat.

jewpinthethird · 02-5-2008, 12:31 PM

These are the only jobs available in the world.

MalReynolds · 02-5-2008, 12:32 PM

When I grow up I WANT TO BE NOTHING AT ALLLLLLLLL

madmatt621 · 02-5-2008, 12:56 PM

When I grow up, I want to be Mal.

Hold on. I got to think about that.

**flipsta_lombax** · 02-5-2008, 01:02 PM

I have a sexy career. =D Go Nursing.

Afrobean · 02-5-2008, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MalReynolds

When I grow up I WANT TO BE NOTHING AT ALLLLLLLLL

I wish I could get away with posting that and not have anyone dogging me for it.

bobbycat73 · 02-5-2008, 02:40 PM

CP thread

lmao i couldnt resist myself

nforcer06164 · 02-5-2008, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Afrobean

I wish I could get away with posting that and not have anyone dogging me for it.

Matter of Fact: Whose fault is that?

Mean: *WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*

View Poll Results: Who do you think has the sexiest job?
Entertainer/Model	3	15.00%
C0cktail Waitress	2	10.00%
Athlete	1	5.00%
Firefighter	1	5.00%
Cowboy	3	15.00%
Nurse	7	35.00%
Artist	2	10.00%
Military	0	0%
Construction Worker	1	5.00%
TV Anchor/Personality	0	0%
Voters: 20. You may not vote on this poll

02-4-2008, 11:25 PM	#1
madmatt621 Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: 29°34′7″N, 95°1′21″W Age: 35 Posts: 3,000	I'm Too Sexy For My Work... So Sexy It Hurts! Here's a list from CareerBuilder.com for the 10 Sexiest Jobs: • Entertainer/Model. Pros: Successful models travel the world, are famous and have huge paychecks. Cons: Competition is fierce and there's a lot of pressure to maintain their looks. • C0cktail Waitress. Pros: A good c0cktail waitress can make a killing on tips alone, especially in an upscale establishment. Cons: They have to deal with drunken customers and they often work in smoke-filled bars and clubs. • Athlete. Pros: The chance to be famous and internationally adored is pretty nice. Cons: The odds of making it big are slim. • Firefighter. Pros: They save lives and serve the community. Cons: They risk their lives every day. • Cowboy. Pros: It's a quiet life away from the city. Cons: They have to work with their hands and outdoors, regardless of the season. • Nurse. Pros: They care for patients, watch them get better and put a baby in its parents' arms for the first time. Cons: The hours are long; patients and their families can be demanding; and there are plenty of sad events they have to witness, too. • Artist. Pros: They spend their days being creative and get paid for it. Cons: The paying work that's easiest to find is often boring and doesn't allow artists to express themselves. • Military Professional. Pros: Job security and good pay. Cons: Risk of dying in war; long-term commitment and willingness to relocate frequently, which means sticking with a job no matter where it takes you. • Construction Worker. Pros: Their job keeps them in shape and their hard work is often rewarded with a nice salary. Cons: Performing manual labor every day (in all kinds of weather) is tiring and sometimes dangerous. • TV Anchor/Personality. Pros: They get to be on television and get the news before anybody else. Cons: They can spend years working in small cities before they get a job in a major market. Last edited by madmatt621; 02-4-2008 at 11:27 PM..

02-4-2008, 11:54 PM	#5
stretchypanda shock me shock me Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Texas Age: 39 Posts: 4,123	Re: I'm Too Sexy For My Work... So Sexy It Hurts! Okay, no matter what praise you have gained for some of your recent threads, it is really not okay to just cut and paste random **** you find elsewhere on the internet. The goal is QUALITY, not quantity.

02-5-2008, 12:34 AM	#6
Tokzic FFR Player Join Date: May 2005 Location: TGB Age: 34 Posts: 6,878	Re: I'm Too Sexy For My Work... So Sexy It Hurts! Stretchy, what's the problem with CP threads? As long as it's entertaining, like this one, there's no real reason to rag on them. __________________ ~very popular guitar streamer~ Last edited by Tokzic: Today at 11:59 PM. Reason: wait what

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