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Old 08-4-2007, 11:13 PM   #1
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Default Do any of you need advice?

I'm really bored. And I know everyone always replies with something like, "o ya internets is gud plaec 2 get advice" or sarcasm like that. But I really will try to answer your questions.
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Old 08-5-2007, 08:31 AM   #2
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What's the best way of disposing of a half decomposed hobo corpse?
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Old 08-5-2007, 08:43 AM   #3
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Why do hotdogs come in tins of 8 but hotdog rolls come in packs of 10?
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Old 08-5-2007, 08:53 AM   #4
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I'd like advice on living to the age of 230.
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Old 08-5-2007, 09:04 AM   #5
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Why is there fat people?
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Old 08-5-2007, 09:19 AM   #6
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How come there are no catgirls in real life? =(
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Old 08-5-2007, 09:43 AM   #7
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This would be better if this was "Ask stupid questions. Get stupid answers."
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Old 08-5-2007, 11:51 AM   #8
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What's the best way of disposing of a half decomposed hobo corpse?
Feed him to the other hobos.

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Why do hotdogs come in tins of 10 but hotdog rolls come in packs of 8?
"Meat packers like things that come in pounds and bakers hate things that come in tens." Googled.

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I'd like advice on living to the age of 230.
Become Elvis.

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Genetics, or people's inability to exersice properly or control their eating habits.

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How come there are no catgirls in real life? =(
There is one.

I saw her on Ripley's. She's getting surgeries and stuff to become a catwoman.

Any more questions?
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Old 08-5-2007, 11:54 AM   #9
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What isn't found on Wikipedia?
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Old 08-5-2007, 12:00 PM   #10
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Will you have sex with me?
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Old 08-5-2007, 12:52 PM   #11
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What isn't found on Wikipedia?
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Old 08-5-2007, 09:53 PM   #12
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Why do parents feed their children more McDonald's when they're already round little tubs of lard? Can't they see that they're creating habits that will last a lifetime? Can't they see that once they go through puberty, they'll pretty much be stuck being fat forever?
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Old 08-5-2007, 10:05 PM   #13
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This would be better if this was "Ask stupid questions. Get stupid answers."
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Old 08-5-2007, 11:19 PM   #14
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Why do parents feed their children more McDonald's when they're already round little tubs of lard? Can't they see that they're creating habits that will last a lifetime? Can't they see that once they go through puberty, they'll pretty much be stuck being fat forever?
No they do not. But the ones that do, well...
I remember this one show on TLC where they changed their fat kids eating habits and living habits. And they made them eat salad and healthier foods and the kids were being total brats and crying and whining. It was so annoying. If I were their parents I would have said, "Fine, you wanna be a little bitch? Have a nice heart attack at age 30 then." But since it was on tv, they had to stick with it, and everyday the kids would be totally obnoxious until they finally got used to it.
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Old 08-6-2007, 02:04 AM   #15
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What's a good remedy for idiocy?



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Old 08-6-2007, 02:20 AM   #16
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Old 08-6-2007, 03:21 AM   #17
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Old 08-6-2007, 11:05 AM   #18
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How do you tell your girlfriend you're having an affair with her mother?
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Old 08-6-2007, 01:37 PM   #19
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Why do mommy and daddy always wrestle?
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Old 08-6-2007, 01:42 PM   #20
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What's the best way of disposing of a half decomposed hobo corpse?
simple, pigs.


my question is what do you think of this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M72zVuBNpEA (listen to the whole thing)
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