dick and fart jokes

**adlp** · 10-16-2010, 07:38 PM

does any1 know any good dick and fart jokes if so post them here

"Jokes on you, Old Fart!"

hahahh

**Coolboyrulez0** · 10-16-2010, 07:42 PM

hehehe dats funneee!

got any moar?

**adlp** · 10-16-2010, 07:56 PM

no bro im waitin on u

**wargasm1** · 10-16-2010, 07:57 PM

im famous for my dead baby jokes, wanna hear some?

DotKritic · 10-16-2010, 08:04 PM

A stereotypical black guy steps out of the shower in a college
locker room. An Asian guy checks out his penis and says, “How come
yours is so huge? I would love to have one like that.”

The black guy laughs and says, “You can. Tie a heavy weight to it
for a couple of weeks. It’ll stretch and get big and look just
like mine.”

Two weeks later they meet again. The black guy asks, “Has it grown
any?”

The poor Asian guy responds, “It hasn’t grown at all yet - but it
has gone black!”

edit: another joke that i like. it's not a dick/fart joke.

Saturday Morning, 2:00 am

Early Saturday morning a policeman waited across the street from a popular bar, hoping to a nail a drunken driver, possibly preventing a tragic accident.

At closing time the patrons came out and the officer spotted his potential quarry. One man was so obviously inebriated that he could barely walk. He stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, looking for his car.

After trying his keys on five other cars, he finally found his own vehicle. He sat in the car a good ten minutes, as the other patrons left. He turned his lights on, then off, wipers on, then off. He started to pull forward into the grass, then stopped.

Finally, when he was the last car, he pulled out onto the road and started to drive away.

The patrolman, waiting for this, turned on his lights and pulled the man over. He administered the breathalyzer test, and to his great surprise, the man blew a 0.00.

The patrolman was dumbfounded. "This equipment must be broken!" he exclaimed.

"I doubt it," said the man, "Tonight I am the designated decoy!"

scientific · 10-16-2010, 09:40 PM

onetime i snorted a lot of bars and went on ffr

scientific · 10-16-2010, 09:41 PM

guess the jokes on me

**Psychotik** · 10-16-2010, 10:03 PM

My dick is so huge, that if I lay it out on my keyboard, it would go from A to Z!

DotKritic · 10-16-2010, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotik

My dick is so huge, that if I lay it out on my keyboard, it would go from A to Z!

So it's only an inch long, pinky dick?

**aperson** · 10-16-2010, 10:05 PM

adlp you're really bad at this ****posting thing

**aperson** · 10-16-2010, 10:05 PM

basically what i'm saying is that yoru ****posts are ****

**kommisar** · 10-16-2010, 10:11 PM

penis.

AsphyxZero · 10-16-2010, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kommisar

penis.

PEEN.

**adlp** · 10-17-2010, 01:04 AM

im trying 2 fit in with the community that once loved me dont hate aperson

**PrawnSkunk** · 10-17-2010, 01:49 AM

omg why don't you die?? ._.

NFD · 10-17-2010, 02:10 AM

shut up prawn

**MrMagic5239** · 10-17-2010, 02:39 AM

What's funny, is in Tass's interest's on his profile, I'm almost certain he likes any movies with Dick and Fart jokes.

**adlp** · 10-17-2010, 03:12 AM

but tass is THE dick and fart joke loll

10-16-2010, 07:38 PM	#1
adlp FFR Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,757	dick and fart jokes does any1 know any good dick and fart jokes if so post them here "Jokes on you, Old Fart!" hahahh

10-16-2010, 07:42 PM	#2
Coolboyrulez0 VICES Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Germany Age: 30 Posts: 10,031	Re: dick and fart jokes hehehe dats funneee! got any moar?

10-16-2010, 07:56 PM	#3
adlp FFR Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,757	Re: dick and fart jokes no bro im waitin on u

10-16-2010, 07:57 PM	#4
wargasm1 Cowbelling FFR Join Date: Apr 2007 Age: 96 Posts: 1,289	Re: dick and fart jokes im famous for my dead baby jokes, wanna hear some?

10-16-2010, 08:04 PM	#5
DotKritic Forum User Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Houston Age: 19 Posts: 2,964	Re: dick and fart jokes A stereotypical black guy steps out of the shower in a college locker room. An Asian guy checks out his penis and says, “How come yours is so huge? I would love to have one like that.” The black guy laughs and says, “You can. Tie a heavy weight to it for a couple of weeks. It’ll stretch and get big and look just like mine.” Two weeks later they meet again. The black guy asks, “Has it grown any?” The poor Asian guy responds, “It hasn’t grown at all yet - but it has gone black!” edit: another joke that i like. it's not a dick/fart joke. Saturday Morning, 2:00 am Early Saturday morning a policeman waited across the street from a popular bar, hoping to a nail a drunken driver, possibly preventing a tragic accident. At closing time the patrons came out and the officer spotted his potential quarry. One man was so obviously inebriated that he could barely walk. He stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, looking for his car. After trying his keys on five other cars, he finally found his own vehicle. He sat in the car a good ten minutes, as the other patrons left. He turned his lights on, then off, wipers on, then off. He started to pull forward into the grass, then stopped. Finally, when he was the last car, he pulled out onto the road and started to drive away. The patrolman, waiting for this, turned on his lights and pulled the man over. He administered the breathalyzer test, and to his great surprise, the man blew a 0.00. The patrolman was dumbfounded. "This equipment must be broken!" he exclaimed. "I doubt it," said the man, "Tonight I am the designated decoy!" __________________ FFR Member Since December 17th, 2004 Last edited by DotKritic; 10-16-2010 at 08:09 PM..

10-16-2010, 09:40 PM	#6
scientific FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 156	Re: dick and fart jokes onetime i snorted a lot of bars and went on ffr __________________ ya

10-16-2010, 09:41 PM	#7
scientific FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 156	Re: dick and fart jokes guess the jokes on me __________________ ya

10-16-2010, 10:05 PM	#10
aperson FFR Hall of Fame Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Houston Posts: 3,428	Re: dick and fart jokes adlp you're really bad at this ****posting thing __________________

10-16-2010, 10:05 PM	#11
aperson FFR Hall of Fame Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Houston Posts: 3,428	Re: dick and fart jokes basically what i'm saying is that yoru **posts are ** __________________

10-16-2010, 10:11 PM	#12
kommisar Dark Chancellor Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Moncton, NB Age: 33 Posts: 7,301	Re: dick and fart jokes penis. __________________

10-17-2010, 01:04 AM	#14
adlp FFR Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,757	Re: dick and fart jokes im trying 2 fit in with the community that once loved me dont hate aperson

10-17-2010, 01:49 AM	#15
PrawnSkunk Administrator User Administrator Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Vancouver, BC Age: 29 Posts: 3,902	Re: dick and fart jokes omg why don't you die?? ._.

10-17-2010, 02:10 AM	#16
NFD FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: I see us on a beach down in, Mexico Age: 31 Posts: 4,715	Re: dick and fart jokes shut up prawn __________________

10-17-2010, 02:39 AM	#17
MrMagic5239 FFR Veteran Join Date: Feb 2007 Age: 34 Posts: 4,096	Re: dick and fart jokes What's funny, is in Tass's interest's on his profile, I'm almost certain he likes any movies with Dick and Fart jokes. __________________ ~Grand Chase Stats~ Elesis (Knight/Spearman/Sword Master/ Savior) Lvl 80/80, MP Bars 4/4 EXP Rank 1 Lire (Archer/Crossbowmen/Arch Ranger/Nova) Lvl 80/80, MP Bars 4/4, EXP Rank 1 Arme (Mage/Alchemist/Warlock/Battle Mage) Lvl 80/80 MP Bars 4/4, EXP Rank 1 Ronan (Spell Knight/Dragon Knight/Aegis Knight/Abyss Knight) Lvl 80/80, MP Bars 4/4, EXP Rank 1 Lass (Thief/Assassin/Dark Assassin/Striper) Lvl 80/80, MP Bars 4, EXP Rank 1 Ryan (Druid/Sentinel/Viken/Xenocider) Lvl 80/80, MP Bars 4/4, EXP Rank 1 Amy (Dancer/Musician/Siren/Superstar) Lvl 78/80, MP Bars 4/4, EXP Rank 13 Sieghart (Gladiator/Warlord/Duelist/Prime Knight) Lvl 80/80, MP Bars 4/4, EXP Rank 1 Jin (Fighter/Shisa/Asura/Rama) Lvl 80/80, MP Bars 4/4 EXP Rank 1 Zero (Seeker/Wanderer) Lvl 79/80, MP Bars 4/4 EXP Rank 9 Dio (Stygian/Drakar//Leviathan) Lvl 80/80, MP Bars 4/4, EXP Rank 1 Rin (Caller) Lvl 77/80, MP Bars 4/4, EXP Rank 32 Rufus (Bounty Hunter/Killer/Ravager/Arbiter) Lvl 80/80, MP Bars 4/4, EXP Rank 1 Ley (Summoner/Harbringer) lvl 79/80, MP Bars 4/4, EXP Rank 21 Asin (Desciple) Lvl 80/80, MP Bars 4/4, EXP Rank 1 (Eastern Rain Liquid Jade aquired)

10-17-2010, 03:12 AM	#18
adlp FFR Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,757	Re: dick and fart jokes but tass is THE dick and fart joke loll

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