Poem about a fat chick.

**midnghtraver** · 04-28-2011, 08:36 PM

I can tell by the look in your eyes,
The sadness, loneliness, lie for a lie,
And I can see that your not too surprised,
You think god has left you, to wither and die
You cry,

But he wont even answer your prayers,
Your stuck with your problems and all of your fears,
You worry, you keep telling yourself, "who should care?"
But you do, stop playing yourself, it isn't fair,
You dare?

Just take one look at yourself,
The doctors told you about your health,
You act like you don't even notice,
You pretend like you don't even know this,
Show this,

Pray to god that you get your life back,
Pray to god you get your life back on track,
Pray to god your life starts gettin' easier,
And that your burgers is gettin' cheesier! <-- writers block.

Ignore the last section.

**virus003** · 04-28-2011, 08:40 PM

This poem really made me ****ing hungry.

**midnghtraver** · 04-28-2011, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by virus003

This poem really made me ****ing hungry.

Last line gets ya all the time.

**Cold Kitten** · 04-29-2011, 05:36 AM

Lol, that last line. xD

Johnherpes · 06-29-2011, 07:42 AM

If the english literature has the writings of shakespear which are Romeio & Juliet, The tempest and other... What about the african literature, what are the stories that are what we can say "legendary" like the stories of shakespear.... If u dont know what Im saying just tell me...

Spooler · 07-2-2011, 06:12 PM

gotta love fat hopeless women

**Eeumi** · 07-5-2011, 11:11 PM

You can almost take it srsly until the last line LOL

**Squares, the Cube** · 08-27-2011, 10:59 AM

LOL, the last line gets everyone.

**All_That_Chaz** · 08-29-2011, 11:20 PM

She'll Have Another Piece Of Pie
She'll Have A Double Reuben Rye
She Kicks Hard At Eating Well
That's Why I Love Her

She's Got A Couple Of Pony Kegs
Her Arms Are Bigger Than My Legs
And When She Holds Me I Can't Breathe
That's Why I Love Her

I'm Her Butter She' My Bread
She's Like A Mobile Waterbed
And When I Got On Top Of Her
I Can't Touch The Mattress

And When Her Flesh Begins To Sag
She's Like A Human Sleeping Bag
I Feel So Cozy Safe And Warm
She's My Insulation

I Always Know Where She Sat
And When She's On Me I Get Flat
Some Broken Ribs A Punctured Gut
That's Why I Love Her

She's My Phillie I'm Her Stud
Her Bean Is Bigger Than My Pud
It's Like Feeding A Tic-Tac To A Whale
That's Why I Love Her

NoFX - Hotdog in a Hallway

Xx{Midnight}xX · 08-29-2011, 11:25 PM

I will admit I laughed.

**MarioNintendo** · 08-30-2011, 05:14 AM

Your very good

Emithith · 08-30-2011, 05:20 AM

Am I the only one who can't read this without thinking it as a rap? :O I don't even like rap, but just sayin'..

**MrMagic5239** · 08-30-2011, 08:24 AM

It does sound very rap like and chaz just owned it lmao

LanJiao · 09-6-2011, 03:53 AM

pretty whack poem if you ask me

**irionman** · 09-6-2011, 04:37 AM

Chaz got me laughin. Nice one right before work.

**midnghtraver** · 09-6-2011, 04:11 PM

Posted: April 29th, 2011

**BethanyBangs** · 09-6-2011, 04:32 PM

Oh my god the title of this made me LOL and the ending of it omg
I just died a little on the inside, it was beautiful

Illiko · 02-25-2012, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spooler

gotta love fat hopeless women

Im Fat and Buddy Im not Hopeless.
But that poem was interesting to read

**Hateandhatred** · 02-25-2012, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz

hotdog in a hallway

Roflmao died.

04-28-2011, 08:36 PM	#1
midnghtraver Icarus Moth Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: NYC Age: 28 Posts: 2,064	Poem about a fat chick. I can tell by the look in your eyes, The sadness, loneliness, lie for a lie, And I can see that your not too surprised, You think god has left you, to wither and die You cry, But he wont even answer your prayers, Your stuck with your problems and all of your fears, You worry, you keep telling yourself, "who should care?" But you do, stop playing yourself, it isn't fair, You dare? Just take one look at yourself, The doctors told you about your health, You act like you don't even notice, You pretend like you don't even know this, Show this, Pray to god that you get your life back, Pray to god you get your life back on track, Pray to god your life starts gettin' easier, And that your burgers is gettin' cheesier! <-- writers block. Ignore the last section.

06-29-2011, 07:42 AM	#5
Johnherpes Banned Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 4	Poem about a fat chick If the english literature has the writings of shakespear which are Romeio & Juliet, The tempest and other... What about the african literature, what are the stories that are what we can say "legendary" like the stories of shakespear.... If u dont know what Im saying just tell me...

07-2-2011, 06:12 PM	#6
Spooler FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 8	Re: Poem about a fat chick. gotta love fat hopeless women

07-5-2011, 11:11 PM	#7
Eeumi FFR Veteran Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 170	Re: Poem about a fat chick. You can almost take it srsly until the last line LOL __________________ A woman without her man is nothing. A woman, without her, man is nothing. That's called punctuation people, so use it. AAA's-17 (public) FC's-176 (public)

08-27-2011, 10:59 AM	#8
Squares, the Cube Companion Cube Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: K-2L Posts: 68	Re: Poem about a fat chick. LOL, the last line gets everyone.

08-29-2011, 11:25 PM	#10
Xx{Midnight}xX FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2007 Age: 31 Posts: 8,548	Re: Poem about a fat chick. I will admit I laughed.

08-30-2011, 05:20 AM	#12
Emithith FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: London, Ontario, Maple Syrup Land Age: 28 Posts: 1,784	Re: Poem about a fat chick. Am I the only one who can't read this without thinking it as a rap? :O I don't even like rap, but just sayin'..

08-30-2011, 08:24 AM	#13
MrMagic5239 FFR Veteran Join Date: Feb 2007 Age: 34 Posts: 4,096	Re: Poem about a fat chick. It does sound very rap like and chaz just owned it lmao __________________ ~Grand Chase Stats~ Elesis (Knight/Spearman/Sword Master/ Savior) Lvl 80/80, MP Bars 4/4 EXP Rank 1 Lire (Archer/Crossbowmen/Arch Ranger/Nova) Lvl 80/80, MP Bars 4/4, EXP Rank 1 Arme (Mage/Alchemist/Warlock/Battle Mage) Lvl 80/80 MP Bars 4/4, EXP Rank 1 Ronan (Spell Knight/Dragon Knight/Aegis Knight/Abyss Knight) Lvl 80/80, MP Bars 4/4, EXP Rank 1 Lass (Thief/Assassin/Dark Assassin/Striper) Lvl 80/80, MP Bars 4, EXP Rank 1 Ryan (Druid/Sentinel/Viken/Xenocider) Lvl 80/80, MP Bars 4/4, EXP Rank 1 Amy (Dancer/Musician/Siren/Superstar) Lvl 78/80, MP Bars 4/4, EXP Rank 13 Sieghart (Gladiator/Warlord/Duelist/Prime Knight) Lvl 80/80, MP Bars 4/4, EXP Rank 1 Jin (Fighter/Shisa/Asura/Rama) Lvl 80/80, MP Bars 4/4 EXP Rank 1 Zero (Seeker/Wanderer) Lvl 79/80, MP Bars 4/4 EXP Rank 9 Dio (Stygian/Drakar//Leviathan) Lvl 80/80, MP Bars 4/4, EXP Rank 1 Rin (Caller) Lvl 77/80, MP Bars 4/4, EXP Rank 32 Rufus (Bounty Hunter/Killer/Ravager/Arbiter) Lvl 80/80, MP Bars 4/4, EXP Rank 1 Ley (Summoner/Harbringer) lvl 79/80, MP Bars 4/4, EXP Rank 21 Asin (Desciple) Lvl 80/80, MP Bars 4/4, EXP Rank 1 (Eastern Rain Liquid Jade aquired)

09-6-2011, 03:53 AM	#14
LanJiao Banned Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 3	Re: Poem about a fat chick. pretty whack poem if you ask me

09-6-2011, 04:37 AM	#15
irionman FFR Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Boise, ID Posts: 1,196	Re: Poem about a fat chick. Chaz got me laughin. Nice one right before work. __________________ smittyicecream 3:36 pm yo this pot i just got smells like straight up doo doo (good doo doo), a pungeant strong smell [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

09-6-2011, 04:11 PM	#16
midnghtraver Icarus Moth Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: NYC Age: 28 Posts: 2,064	Re: Poem about a fat chick. Posted: April 29th, 2011

09-6-2011, 04:32 PM	#17
BethanyBangs ~ Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Sacramento Age: 29 Posts: 730	Re: Poem about a fat chick. Oh my god the title of this made me LOL and the ending of it omg I just died a little on the inside, it was beautiful __________________ ~

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