The Random Questions Thread

freaknacage · 05-21-2003, 11:25 AM

This is the place to post all of your unanswered questions. Let's face it... everyone has them. So knock yourself out.

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

HSOK · 05-21-2003, 12:56 PM

Why would anyone think that the moon is made out of cheese?

**Freak83** · 05-21-2003, 01:51 PM

Which came first? The chicken or the egg? (How original)

Arch0wl · 05-21-2003, 01:59 PM

How was the great thing known as jacking off first discovered?

**87x** · 05-21-2003, 02:05 PM

ANSWERS
*some gross perverted guy...
*cause their idiots..
*unanswerable
*Lonely guy imitating the feeling of sex...

HSOK · 05-21-2003, 02:14 PM

i read an answer to the chicken or the egg question which actually made alot of sense. a chicken is a chicken. and egg is only a potential chicken. it said something about how you cant exist on potential alone so the chicken had to have come first. it was kind of philosophical but it made sense. i forget where i read it, maybe you can find something on google.

**87x** · 05-21-2003, 02:59 PM

hmm... well... really the egg would of came first... cause.. if you belive in evolution then you would know that it would take a billion years for whatever to evolve into the actual chicken but... it would of hatched first off... so... the egg was first...

scorpio1690 · 05-21-2003, 06:48 PM

But in the end everything you've ever heard of is just philosophy, I mean look at our money, IT'S PAPER, and you only think the way you do because somone told you to. Like, why did someone just say,"This is an "O", use it wisely," none of it is based on fact, there's no freaking evidence.

SotN · 05-21-2003, 07:28 PM

Actually, every question so far is answerable.

freaknage: He noted baby cows drink from there. he also noted baby humans drink from the same place. He took the bold step to try the cow's milk.

HSOK: Look up at the moon. See all those little holes and depressions? Look at cheese. Natural cheese has a grayish color (carrot juice is added to make it more appetizing). Indeed, the moon does look alot like cheese.

Freak83: the chicken, any way you put it, MUST come first. There's a egg cell, which is then fertilized by a male sperm. (official start of "chicken") Then the mother chicken adds a layer of nutirents and the shell to help it in the outside world (official start of "egg") then the mother lays the egg. the chicken always comes first

*Another answer: also, sexual reproduction animals came before egg-laying animals. That is, a chicken that did not lay eggs evolved into a chicken that did. Not the other way around*

Arch0wl: The same way sex was. It wasn't. Masturbation is an instinct.

**Freak83** · 05-21-2003, 07:36 PM

Wow you're knowledgeable SotN.

freaknacage · 05-21-2003, 10:49 PM

well... that was interesting...

why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

scorpio1690 · 05-21-2003, 11:25 PM

Why doesn't the mirror lead to an alternate dimension?? Try answering that one!

**Freak83** · 05-22-2003, 07:19 AM

What are you talking about scorpio!? A mirror does lead to an alternate dimension! Where have you been all these years?

**SpookG** · 05-22-2003, 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SotN

*Another answer: also, sexual reproduction animals came before egg-laying animals. That is, a chicken that did not lay eggs evolved into a chicken that did. Not the other way around*

Yes, and well, no.

Up until the development of Reptiles, all fertilization needed to occur in water, and many organisms(including most plants) practice sexual reproduction.

The specific egg mentioned here is an amniotic egg, and it is important to distinguish it from other eggs..

Think of the amniotic egg as a vessel that allows organisms to fertilize offspring without the need of bodies of water. Otherwise mom and pa would have to hop into a pool for a period of time until your were born, which would limit the spread of life considerably.

Aves(birds), which is an offshoot of Reptilia, took that evolutionary advantage with them, and some mess up of a species shot out a chicken due to mutation, and it got to reproduce and started a new species.

Things get a lot more technical here, so I rather refrain from further explanation.

CMCAdvanced · 05-22-2003, 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freaknacage

well... that was interesting...

why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

The freezer presumably is cold and would make the bulb malfunction. The refrigerator wouldn't be as cold and a bulb would work. Also if you want to look in the freezer just open both doors together. It may cost more, but that is waht you pay for luxury.

HSOK · 05-22-2003, 12:39 PM

my freezer has a light in it. i must be from the future!

freaknacage · 05-22-2003, 02:30 PM

riiiight... but you would think that with technology we would be able to solve that problem.... oh screw it. nvm

dancthang06 · 05-22-2003, 02:48 PM

huh?? well i have a question ...
where did "jacking off" get the name...

freaknacage · 05-22-2003, 03:16 PM

well... some guy named jack did it like, all day everyday. so whenever someone else did it, they would say, "quit jacking off."
see? logic prevails once again.

**87x** · 05-22-2003, 03:37 PM

hmm... the real question would be where did the term masturbation come from?? i always wonder how big words got to mean what they do...

05-21-2003, 11:25 AM	#1
freaknacage FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The 13th layer of hell Posts: 803	The Random Questions Thread This is the place to post all of your unanswered questions. Let's face it... everyone has them. So knock yourself out. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" __________________ Tips on life: 1) Don\'t work so hard 2)Get more sleep 3)Relax! Because in the end, everything tastes like chicken. And chicken... tastes good...

05-21-2003, 02:05 PM	#5
87x Retired Staff Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: VA Age: 38 Posts: 4,379	ANSWERS some gross perverted guy... cause their idiots.. unanswerable Lonely guy imitating the feeling of sex... __________________ RAVEnHEXa: Lip ring is because I want to be a professional piercer. 87x: more like.. professional goth.

05-21-2003, 02:59 PM	#7
87x Retired Staff Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: VA Age: 38 Posts: 4,379	hmm... well... really the egg would of came first... cause.. if you belive in evolution then you would know that it would take a billion years for whatever to evolve into the actual chicken but... it would of hatched first off... so... the egg was first... __________________ RAVEnHEXa: Lip ring is because I want to be a professional piercer. 87x: more like.. professional goth.

05-21-2003, 07:28 PM	#9
SotN FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,159	Actually, every question so far is answerable. freaknage: He noted baby cows drink from there. he also noted baby humans drink from the same place. He took the bold step to try the cow's milk. HSOK: Look up at the moon. See all those little holes and depressions? Look at cheese. Natural cheese has a grayish color (carrot juice is added to make it more appetizing). Indeed, the moon does look alot like cheese. Freak83: the chicken, any way you put it, MUST come first. There's a egg cell, which is then fertilized by a male sperm. (official start of "chicken") Then the mother chicken adds a layer of nutirents and the shell to help it in the outside world (official start of "egg") then the mother lays the egg. the chicken always comes first Another answer: also, sexual reproduction animals came before egg-laying animals. That is, a chicken that did not lay eggs evolved into a chicken that did. Not the other way around Arch0wl: The same way sex was. It wasn't. Masturbation is an instinct. __________________ 209

05-21-2003, 10:49 PM	#11
freaknacage FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The 13th layer of hell Posts: 803	well... that was interesting... why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? __________________ Tips on life: 1) Don\'t work so hard 2)Get more sleep 3)Relax! Because in the end, everything tastes like chicken. And chicken... tastes good...

05-21-2003, 12:56 PM	#2
HSOK FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 27	Why would anyone think that the moon is made out of cheese?

05-21-2003, 01:51 PM	#3
Freak83 FFR Simfile Author Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 3,281	Which came first? The chicken or the egg? (How original)

05-21-2003, 01:59 PM	#4
Arch0wl Banned Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: fb.com/a.macdonald.iv Age: 35 Posts: 6,344	How was the great thing known as jacking off first discovered?

05-21-2003, 02:14 PM	#6
HSOK FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 27	i read an answer to the chicken or the egg question which actually made alot of sense. a chicken is a chicken. and egg is only a potential chicken. it said something about how you cant exist on potential alone so the chicken had to have come first. it was kind of philosophical but it made sense. i forget where i read it, maybe you can find something on google.

05-21-2003, 06:48 PM	#8
scorpio1690 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: canada eh? Age: 33 Posts: 4,817	But in the end everything you've ever heard of is just philosophy, I mean look at our money, IT'S PAPER, and you only think the way you do because somone told you to. Like, why did someone just say,"This is an "O", use it wisely," none of it is based on fact, there's no freaking evidence.

05-21-2003, 07:36 PM	#10
Freak83 FFR Simfile Author Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 3,281	Wow you're knowledgeable SotN.

05-21-2003, 11:25 PM	#12
scorpio1690 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: canada eh? Age: 33 Posts: 4,817	Why doesn't the mirror lead to an alternate dimension?? Try answering that one!

05-22-2003, 07:19 AM	#13
Freak83 FFR Simfile Author Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 3,281	What are you talking about scorpio!? A mirror does lead to an alternate dimension! Where have you been all these years?

05-22-2003, 12:39 PM	#16
HSOK FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 27	my freezer has a light in it. i must be from the future!

05-22-2003, 02:30 PM	#17
freaknacage FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The 13th layer of hell Posts: 803	riiiight... but you would think that with technology we would be able to solve that problem.... oh screw it. nvm __________________ Tips on life: 1) Don\'t work so hard 2)Get more sleep 3)Relax! Because in the end, everything tastes like chicken. And chicken... tastes good...

05-22-2003, 02:48 PM	#18
dancthang06 FFR Player Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 69	huh?? well i have a question ... where did "jacking off" get the name... __________________ Life with men is like a deck of cards.... you have to have a heart to love them a diamond to marry them a club to club them and a spade to bury them

05-22-2003, 03:16 PM	#19
freaknacage FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The 13th layer of hell Posts: 803	well... some guy named jack did it like, all day everyday. so whenever someone else did it, they would say, "quit jacking off." see? logic prevails once again. __________________ Tips on life: 1) Don\'t work so hard 2)Get more sleep 3)Relax! Because in the end, everything tastes like chicken. And chicken... tastes good...

05-22-2003, 03:37 PM	#20
87x Retired Staff Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: VA Age: 38 Posts: 4,379	hmm... the real question would be where did the term masturbation come from?? i always wonder how big words got to mean what they do... __________________ RAVEnHEXa: Lip ring is because I want to be a professional piercer. 87x: more like.. professional goth.

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