KoL Clan

[ckj846]

Hahahaha. Don't hate just because I read the stupid forums on KoL... Just wait and see for yourself in about an hour. Oh yeah Momota, does rollover end at 9:00 or 10:00? I forget.
BTW, I have decided to go hardcore first because I really want to have a challenge. Also, if I cannot eat or drink, it will lessen the time I waste on KoL! This will be helpful because I have finals next week, and I SHOULD STUDY... O_o Other than that, I think I will take Pastamastery and my BGF.
O_o

[Tasselfoot]

I am not sure whether we just have to re-do the Tower... or the Entire lair. Re-doing the Lair will suck. Just the tower isn't that bad.

[jenova107]

Well, only one more week until summer so who gives anyway. That just proves that your wasting time not only playing the game but reading the forums too.
Rollover normally ends at 9. But this was just posted
"The system is currently down for approximately four hours while we roll out the Ascension content. Things are going well, but a little more slowly than we had hoped. It may be as late as 10:00 MST before we're able to bring it back up and public. I'll try to keep you posted here as the situation develops."
So it looks like an extra hour until rollover, which means I wont' get on until tomorrow.

[evilbutterfly]

I dunno how much MST is different from EST. Hell, I'm not even sure what MST is at all. But I'm guessing it rolls in at midnight EST as usual. The entire game is gonna be so laggy for the first few hours there, I bet. I probably will hold off playing just because of that...

[jenova107]

Well I believe the as late in the quote would have the meaning that their exceeding the normal time than usual. Right now, 20 minutes have passed since rollover usually comes around. So my assumption that they would be an hour is late is probably right.

[Tps222]

MST applies mainly for AZ. Where Jick lives, that's about 1am est. 28 mins, better hurry up.

[Tasselfoot]

MST = Mountain Standard Time... aka EST + 2. But, Arizona doesn't go to daylight time... so its really +3. So, figure 1am.

[ckj846]

does anyone know how to get passed that damn cricket???
O_o

[evilbutterfly]

Now would be the time for somebody to post the items we'll need for the tower. Screw spoiling it, just tell me. I'm lazy :P.

[ckj846]

K, I found them all:
Meat golem: Meat vortex
Cricket: Sonar in a biscuit
Easel: Disease
Submarine: photoprotoneutron torpedo
T-tex: chaos butterfly
Other ones are the same...
Password is different in every class... Just try all possible combinations
Equip Huge Mirror Shard for beam
And, I'm stuck on my shadow...
Help???
O_o

[Cenright]

I still cant do the pretty fly. Something about catching him, but I can't think of any item.

I am guessing you use a thin black candle or some other flame on the Ice cube.
I am guessing you would use magical Ice cubes on the ninja.

I can't think of ANYTHING for the enraged cow. Medieval.... hmm. Nothing comes to mind.

I have gone through the items I remember, but I can't think of anything that will work.

[evilbutterfly]

What other bug catches a fly? Just think, what would Peter Parker do?

And I think to beat the shadow you use healing items on yourself. It's been so laggy and my wireless has been so blah that I can't do it, because in the middle of battle it will time out so when I refresh the shadow gets an extra hit and kills me. But I have seen that healing yourself makes it writhe in pain, so if you heal yourself enough, that should do it.

But I hear the Sorceress, especially form 2, is insanely difficult.

[Cenright]

I would never have thought of that EB. I forgot about that item.

[Tasselfoot]

I have been stuck on the Sorceress since before a single person ascended... I still have not gotten past her.

[veranica]

Found this spoiler on the net, hope it helps:


HUGE F-ING SPOILER


















































































Naughty Sorceress:
When you reach level 11, the Council of Loathing will open up the final area: The Lair of the Naughty Sorceress. To get past the first gate you must use a Tasty Fun Good Rice Candy (found in The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm) to get a Sugar Rush. For the next gate, you must use a wussiness potion, and for the last gate, you need a Thin Black Candle (Goth Giants in the Giant Castle drop it).

The next location is The Huge Mirror. To get past the mirror, take all of your gear off (show your true self), and you will get a huge mirror shard.

To pass the Perplexing Door, you will need: A Boris Key (answer is "fish", you will receive a Fish Bowl), Jarlsberg Key (answer is "phish", reward is a fishtank), Sneaky Pete Key (answer is "fsh", you will receive a fish hose), Skeleton Key (either play until you get eleven by chance, or use a ten-leaf clover to get a stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)), Richard's Star Key (equip a star buckler and any star weapon, and have a star starfish as your familiar, you will get a stone tablet (Sinister Strumming) as a reward) and a Digital Key (enter "up up down down left right left right b a", you will receive a stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)). The Boris, Jarlsberg and Sneaky Pete Keys are typically found at the end of the Daily Dungeon. The Skeleton Key is made by combining a Skeleton Bone and Loose Teeth. Richard's Star Key is created by using a Star Chart and entering 8 stars and 7 lines. And the Digital Key is created at the Crackpot Mysic's shed when you give the mystic 30 white pixels. You can also get an Easter Egg balloon (+5 all major stats) here by having a Balloon Monkey (combine four long skinny balloons) in your inventory and using it in the door.

To pass the Perplexing Odor, you must combine the Fish Hose with a Fish Bowl, and then combine the Hosed Fisbowl with fishtank to get the Makeshift SCUBA Gear. Completing the Perplexing Odor will partially activate the Stone Mariachis.

To pass The Stone Mariachis you need an Accoustic Guitarrr (from the Obligatory Pirates Cove), a stolen accordion (from the sewer), and a bone rattle (combine a Skeleton Bone and a broken skull) or a tambourine (tambourine bells and Gnollish Pie Tin). Completing the Stone Mariachis will open up a new area to adventure in - The Hedge Maze.

In The Hedge Maze, battle until you get a hedge maze puzzle. In the puzzle, create a path to the key and adventure in the Maze again. You will get a hedge maze key. Now create a path out of the Maze in the puzzle and reenter the Maze. The Sorceress' Tower is now open.

The Sorceress' Tower is a series of six enemies undefeatable by normal combat, you must use special items to kill them. The order of the enemies is randomly generated and will be different for each player. Here are the solutions:
Enemy Item used to defeat enemy
Beer Batter baseball
big meat golem meat vortex
Bowling Cricket sonar-in-a-biscuit
Electron Submarine photoprotoneutron torpedo
Enraged Cow barbed-wire fence
Fickle Finger of F8 razor-sharp can lid
Flaming Samurai frigid ninja stars
Giant Desktop Globe NG
Ice Cube can of hair spray
Pretty Fly spider web
Tyrannosaurus Tex chaos butterfly
Vicious Easel disease

Next is a number logic puzzle unique for each player. The heavy door is locked with a 3 digit code you must get by solving the puzzle given by the light door. It appears that the person who gives an inexact answer for the 2nd digit (and should mention only two numbers) is the one telling the truth.
Have the huge mirror shard equipped to deflect the energy beam.
Next is your shadow opponent. It is beat by constant healing. Red pixel potions are great for healing you.

You now face giant familiars. Certain familiars defeat the sorcs familars. The higher the level the better.
barrrrnacle: angry goat
mosquito: sabre-toothed lime
sabre-toothed lime: potato
goat: mosquito

Finally you will face The Naughty Sorceress in combat. She will remove all yours buffs before fighting. Fight her normally in her first and second stages. Have the Wand of Nagamar equipped to beat her third stage.
You may now Ascend (but don't forget to get the lousy trophy first).

[Tasselfoot]

Yea... I knew all of that... I meant that for 7 hours I've been stuck FIGHTING the sorceress in combat.

[evilbutterfly]

What form you on? If you're having trouble with your high level, I dunno what the hell I'm gonna do. =\

[veranica]

This lag is killing me, and I just lost my perfume because the king of knob goblin or whatever was stronger than I thought he would be

Hope the lag goes away in the near future.

[Tasselfoot]

So... I decided to quit KoL. Put all my stuff up for sale in the mall... have sold over 82 million meat worth of items so far, with 100+ mil more to sell... This was the activity in the 1st hour:

06/09/05 16:20:04 HankTheHiker55 bought 1 (cosmic lemonade) for 5600 Meat.
06/09/05 16:19:16 D Evil bought 1 (goat cheese) for 325 Meat.
06/09/05 16:18:56 Evil Muffin bought 1 (lime) for 3000 Meat.
06/09/05 16:18:38 HankTheHiker55 bought 1 (papotion of papower) for 8800 Meat.
06/09/05 16:18:14 Azuran bought 1 (Knob Goblin perfume) for 4800 Meat.
06/09/05 16:18:12 jcp bought 1 (ghost pickle on a stick) for 90000 Meat.
06/09/05 16:16:40 xZanU bought 1 (potion of chalky equality) for 5400 Meat.
06/09/05 16:16:05 Deathly Silence bought 1 (33398 scroll) for 57 Meat.
06/09/05 16:16:05 LAK55 bought 1 (potion of chalky equality) for 5400 Meat.
06/09/05 16:15:48 Deathly Silence bought 1 (goat cheese) for 325 Meat.
06/09/05 16:15:35 xZanU bought 1 (maraschino moxiosity potion) for 7000 Meat.
06/09/05 16:15:28 stillump bought 1 (goat cheese) for 325 Meat.
06/09/05 16:15:04 boshduh bought 1 (goat cheese) for 325 Meat.
06/09/05 16:14:26 Smoothitron bought 1 (cosmic lemonade) for 5600 Meat.
06/09/05 16:12:47 dr pepper21 bought 3 (goat cheese) for 975 Meat.
06/09/05 16:12:46 Waistrel bought 2 (Knob sausage chow mein) for 25600 Meat.
06/09/05 16:12:22 Smacktard bought 1 (wrath serum) for 5900 Meat.
06/09/05 16:11:46 Amigakid bought 3 (tiny plastic baby gravy fairy) for 390 Meat.
06/09/05 16:11:00 Take Time The Turtle Tamer bought 1 (tiny plastic bitchin' meat car) for 50000 Meat.
06/09/05 16:10:51 Sven dela Rosa bought 1 (goat cheese) for 325 Meat.
06/09/05 16:10:28 Smoothitron bought 1 (papotion of papower) for 8800 Meat.
06/09/05 16:10:21 Tiny Plastic NOTFUNNYANYMORE bought 3 (linoleum ore) for 2850 Meat.
06/09/05 16:08:10 Sheik24 bought 1 (goat cheese) for 325 Meat.
06/09/05 16:08:10 FrYeR bought 3 (linoleum ore) for 2850 Meat.
06/09/05 16:08:01 Tendai bought 21 (bartender-in-the-box) for 535500 Meat.
06/09/05 16:05:46 mageofdeath bought 1 (chaos butterfly) for 440 Meat.
06/09/05 16:05:42 boshduh bought 4 (goat cheese) for 1300 Meat.
06/09/05 16:05:28 Fanatos bought 1 (chaos butterfly) for 440 Meat.
06/09/05 16:04:56 BalooTwo bought 1 (goat cheese) for 325 Meat.
06/09/05 16:04:01 SmarmKing bought 9 (Elf Farm Raffle ticket) for 855 Meat.
06/09/05 16:03:07 Mhyrloc bought 1 (chaos butterfly) for 440 Meat.
06/09/05 16:02:11 demonlama bought 1 (sweet rims) for 1700 Meat.
06/09/05 16:01:28 demonlama bought 1 (Meat maid) for 14000 Meat.
06/09/05 16:00:56 demonlama bought 1 (ketchup) for 2200 Meat.
06/09/05 16:00:39 sturing bought 38 (chrome ore) for 29260 Meat.
06/09/05 16:00:38 demonlama bought 1 (fairy gravy) for 8100 Meat.
06/09/05 15:59:57 SmarmKing bought 10 (Elf Farm Raffle ticket) for 950 Meat.
06/09/05 15:59:54 Crovax256 bought 1 (hippo whip) for 600 Meat.
06/09/05 15:59:48 demonlama bought 43 (grog) for 111800 Meat.
06/09/05 15:59:34 Papa Zito bought 20 (chaos butterfly) for 8800 Meat.
06/09/05 15:59:33 CaveCrawl bought 1 (wrath serum) for 5900 Meat.
06/09/05 15:58:36 MentholMan bought 1 (heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr) for 15000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:58:34 Zerotonine bought 1 (tiny plastic Susie) for 8800000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:57:50 LongLiveTheSauce1 bought 1 (chaos butterfly) for 440 Meat.
06/09/05 15:57:47 Cananada bought 1 (lime) for 3400 Meat.
06/09/05 15:57:45 Silent Knight bought 1 (coconut shell) for 1400 Meat.
06/09/05 15:57:19 tomek bought 1 (chaos butterfly) for 440 Meat.
06/09/05 15:56:53 EskimoDave bought 5 (dingy planks) for 7000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:56:44 Ninja Cactus bought 6 (bat wing chow mein) for 60000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:56:38 Zerotonine bought 1 (tiny plastic Jarlsberg) for 6800000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:56:23 CaveCrawl bought 1 (potion of chalky equality) for 5400 Meat.
06/09/05 15:56:16 subzero627 bought 1 (chaos butterfly) for 440 Meat.
06/09/05 15:55:59 Vashtrigun0420 bought 1 (chaos butterfly) for 440 Meat.
06/09/05 15:55:37 KungFuMasterGeo bought 1 (acoustic guitarrr) for 12000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:55:23 SuperChum bought 4 (broken skull) for 64 Meat.
06/09/05 15:55:01 Zerotonine bought 1 (tiny plastic Boris) for 7200000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:54:23 poundapanda bought 1 (30669 scroll) for 390 Meat.
06/09/05 15:53:56 Zerotonine bought 1 (tiny plastic Sneaky Pete) for 7200000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:53:52 Gorgonzilla bought 21 (extra-spicy bloody mary) for 16800 Meat.
06/09/05 15:53:45 Marshall bought 1 (chaos butterfly) for 440 Meat.
06/09/05 15:53:26 Meat_Mascot bought 30 (magical ice cubes) for 51000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:52:43 Gmoney789 bought 1 (chaos butterfly) for 440 Meat.
06/09/05 15:52:10 Gmoney789 bought 1 (ghost pickle on a stick) for 90000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:52:09 CaveCrawl bought 1 (papotion of papower) for 8800 Meat.
06/09/05 15:52:04 wizard99 bought 3 (wrath serum) for 17700 Meat.
06/09/05 15:51:59 Lilyanne Daylocke bought 1 (bat wing chow mein) for 10000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:50:56 tasha8834 bought 1 (chaos butterfly) for 440 Meat.
06/09/05 15:50:06 Penty bought 1 (chaos butterfly) for 440 Meat.
06/09/05 15:49:51 Chieftan Mews bought 1 (chaos butterfly) for 440 Meat.
06/09/05 15:49:02 aule bought 6 (goat cheese) for 1950 Meat.
06/09/05 15:48:25 ArchangelUK bought 1 (chaos butterfly) for 440 Meat.
06/09/05 15:48:10 Anchon bought 1 (chaos butterfly) for 440 Meat.
06/09/05 15:47:59 militant86 bought 2 (white chocolate and tomato pizza) for 17600 Meat.
06/09/05 15:47:30 SpacemanZero bought 35 (sonar-in-a-biscuit) for 33950 Meat.
06/09/05 15:47:13 Paulie Astaire bought 1 (chaos butterfly) for 440 Meat.
06/09/05 15:46:32 Sheik24 bought 3 (grapefruit juice of powerful power) for 15600 Meat.
06/09/05 15:46:16 julianfavetto bought 1 (fairy gravy) for 8100 Meat.
06/09/05 15:46:10 Nathanator1 bought 1 (carob chunk noodles) for 380 Meat.
06/09/05 15:45:44 rearox bought 1 (chaos butterfly) for 440 Meat.
06/09/05 15:45:34 Ombligo bought 1 (pixellated candy heart) for 5400 Meat.
06/09/05 15:44:52 aule bought 3 (linoleum ore) for 2850 Meat.
06/09/05 15:44:34 jcp bought 42 (spring) for 15120 Meat.
06/09/05 15:44:12 LespaulSG335 bought 1 (chaos butterfly) for 440 Meat.
06/09/05 15:43:55 Anchon bought 1 (sonar-in-a-biscuit) for 970 Meat.
06/09/05 15:43:48 SpacemanZero bought 18 (ten-leaf clover) for 28800 Meat.
06/09/05 15:43:03 Doz bought 1 (potion of temporary gr8tness) for 14000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:42:53 Jada Potateh bought 5 (goat cheese) for 1625 Meat.
06/09/05 15:42:53 DidloDiddly bought 1 (ghost pickle on a stick) for 90000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:42:46 Kraziness bought 1 (goat cheese) for 325 Meat.
06/09/05 15:42:31 rbw101 bought 64 (spectral pickle) for 6400000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:42:26 Jada Potateh bought 3 (linoleum ore) for 2850 Meat.
06/09/05 15:42:22 Legoking bought 1 (sonar-in-a-biscuit) for 970 Meat.
06/09/05 15:42:16 G30RG3 bought 1 (barbed-wire fence) for 500 Meat.
06/09/05 15:42:14 onayr bought 1 (chaos butterfly) for 440 Meat.
06/09/05 15:42:01 shmacro bought 1 (sonar-in-a-biscuit) for 970 Meat.
06/09/05 15:41:55 jcp bought 19 (empty meat tank) for 3610 Meat.
06/09/05 15:41:53 Andis bought 1 (chaos butterfly) for 440 Meat.
06/09/05 15:41:47 shmacro bought 1 (chaos butterfly) for 440 Meat.
06/09/05 15:41:46 DeadGirlsDontSayNo bought 30 (spectral pickle) for 3000000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:41:44 BigTallSteve bought 1 (sonar-in-a-biscuit) for 970 Meat.
06/09/05 15:41:30 jcp bought 40 (334 scroll) for 124000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:40:42 YodaEXE bought 4 (potion of temporary gr8tness) for 56000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:40:36 ArchangelUK bought 2 (sonar-in-a-biscuit) for 1940 Meat.
06/09/05 15:40:30 Spriggenator bought 1 (arse-a'fire elixir) for 10000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:40:25 tasha8834 bought 1 (meat vortex) for 95 Meat.
06/09/05 15:40:17 Skull_kid bought 1 (meat vortex) for 95 Meat.
06/09/05 15:40:15 Eluminaught bought 10 (grog) for 26000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:39:30 DeadGirlsDontSayNo bought 1 (spectral pickle) for 100000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:39:20 FarCrySmokeStack bought 1 (sonar-in-a-biscuit) for 970 Meat.
06/09/05 15:38:33 nekocheshire bought 5 (sonar-in-a-biscuit) for 4850 Meat.
06/09/05 15:38:22 Sieg bought 1 (razor-sharp can lid) for 4800 Meat.
06/09/05 15:38:19 Paulie Astaire bought 1 (meat vortex) for 95 Meat.
06/09/05 15:37:56 Omera bought 1 (ten-leaf clover) for 1600 Meat.
06/09/05 15:37:56 Sieg bought 1 (spider web) for 860 Meat.
06/09/05 15:37:45 Sieg bought 1 (barbed-wire fence) for 500 Meat.
06/09/05 15:37:38 alberta_brown bought 1 (sonar-in-a-biscuit) for 970 Meat.
06/09/05 15:37:32 Zaranthos bought 3 (bat wing chow mein) for 30000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:37:15 Ekirk81 bought 2 (Mr. Accessory) for 16900000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:37:08 Insanequiet bought 1 (barbed-wire fence) for 500 Meat.
06/09/05 15:37:03 MisterFishey bought 2 (arse-a'fire elixir) for 20000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:36:45 MisterFishey bought 2 (cosmic lemonade) for 11200 Meat.
06/09/05 15:36:43 Rag bought 1 (spider web) for 860 Meat.
06/09/05 15:36:38 angel1014 bought 1 (potion of temporary gr8tness) for 14000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:36:34 FauxPasIII bought 2 (Mr. Accessory) for 16900000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:36:22 hiphop205 bought 346 (papaya) for 899600 Meat.
06/09/05 15:36:15 hentailover bought 1 (ten-leaf clover) for 1800 Meat.
06/09/05 15:36:08 Andis bought 1 (razor-sharp can lid) for 4800 Meat.
06/09/05 15:35:50 hipster_image bought 1 (spectral pickle) for 100000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:35:45 Yelmer bought 15 (lime) for 54000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:35:40 Abnus bought 1 (razor-sharp can lid) for 4800 Meat.
06/09/05 15:35:39 Isiliel bought 1 (sweet rims) for 1700 Meat.
06/09/05 15:35:33 Igcatastrophe bought 1 (potion of temporary gr8tness) for 14000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:35:26 Twiminy bought 1 (sonar-in-a-biscuit) for 970 Meat.
06/09/05 15:35:22 FrostbittenFire bought 1 (spider web) for 860 Meat.
06/09/05 15:35:22 Rag bought 1 (barbed-wire fence) for 500 Meat.
06/09/05 15:35:22 Rather Tasty Margarita bought 1 (razor-sharp can lid) for 4800 Meat.
06/09/05 15:34:59 hentailover bought 1 (ghost pickle on a stick) for 90000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:34:49 Sir Flexo bought 1 (fairy gravy) for 8100 Meat.
06/09/05 15:34:40 hipster_image bought 1 (can of Red Minotaur) for 240000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:34:40 Andis bought 1 (baseball) for 22000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:34:38 Rather Tasty Margarita bought 1 (barbed-wire fence) for 500 Meat.
06/09/05 15:34:35 Bobbo bought 1 (spider web) for 860 Meat.
06/09/05 15:34:35 da evillittleman bought 1 (razor-sharp can lid) for 4800 Meat.
06/09/05 15:34:08 hipster_image bought 1 (barbed-wire fence) for 500 Meat.
06/09/05 15:34:07 Hadroden bought 1 (spider web) for 860 Meat.
06/09/05 15:33:57 Yelmer bought 20 (lime) for 72000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:33:56 eternalwitness bought 1 (meat vortex) for 95 Meat.
06/09/05 15:33:56 FauxPasIII bought 1 (barbed-wire fence) for 500 Meat.
06/09/05 15:33:52 hipster_image bought 1 (baseball) for 22000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:33:51 crusading_paladin bought 1 (disease) for 3600 Meat.
06/09/05 15:33:42 Pregoyu bought 3 (linoleum ore) for 2850 Meat.
06/09/05 15:33:33 WoolyImbibe bought 1 (sonar-in-a-biscuit) for 970 Meat.
06/09/05 15:33:30 hipster_image bought 1 (Meat maid) for 14000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:33:29 musingmelpomene bought 1 (baseball) for 22000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:33:28 hentailover bought 1 (lucky Tam O'Shanter) for 4800000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:33:26 spookykitty bought 3 (potion of temporary gr8tness) for 42000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:33:17 HankTheHiker55 bought 1 (orangish aphrodisiac) for 5000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:33:12 Shauri bought 1 (dingy planks) for 1400 Meat.
06/09/05 15:33:04 AspiringSociopath bought 1 (ketchup hound) for 1150 Meat.
06/09/05 15:32:48 SpacemanZero bought 5 (acoustic guitarrr) for 60000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:32:45 Renleve bought 1 (meat vortex) for 95 Meat.
06/09/05 15:32:37 Squatting Bear bought 1 (barbed-wire fence) for 500 Meat.
06/09/05 15:32:36 Chairface bought 1 (razor-sharp can lid) for 4800 Meat.
06/09/05 15:32:36 WayWest bought 1 (papotion of papower) for 8800 Meat.
06/09/05 15:32:27 Legoking bought 1 (razor-sharp can lid) for 4800 Meat.
06/09/05 15:32:22 wizard99 bought 1 (wrath serum) for 5900 Meat.
06/09/05 15:32:19 crusading_paladin bought 1 (chaos butterfly) for 460 Meat.
06/09/05 15:31:54 Insanequiet bought 1 (razor-sharp can lid) for 4800 Meat.
06/09/05 15:31:54 Phlegmatic Phil bought 1 (ghost pickle on a stick) for 90000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:31:51 bheeshmonster bought 1 (spider web) for 860 Meat.
06/09/05 15:31:49 dude11d1 bought 2 (rat appendix-kabob) for 190 Meat.
06/09/05 15:31:39 Chairface bought 1 (baseball) for 22000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:31:35 crusading_paladin bought 1 (spider web) for 860 Meat.
06/09/05 15:31:04 Asyndeton bought 1 (disease) for 3600 Meat.
06/09/05 15:30:59 EnormousDildo bought 3 (tiny plastic barrrnacle) for 540 Meat.
06/09/05 15:30:55 AspiringSociopath bought 1 (Elf Farm Raffle ticket) for 95 Meat.
06/09/05 15:30:51 WayWest bought 1 (grapefruit juice of powerful power) for 5200 Meat.
06/09/05 15:30:44 dude11d1 bought 1 (Knoll shroomkabob) for 120 Meat.
06/09/05 15:30:44 spookykitty bought 1 (papotion of papower) for 8800 Meat.
06/09/05 15:30:40 Tsunam1Bomb bought 1 (disease) for 3600 Meat.
06/09/05 15:30:39 Zaratustra bought 1 (barbed-wire fence) for 500 Meat.
06/09/05 15:30:37 eternalwitness bought 1 (disease) for 3600 Meat.
06/09/05 15:30:29 Yamcha bought 1 (meat vortex) for 95 Meat.
06/09/05 15:30:13 Fatso bought 1 (sonar-in-a-biscuit) for 970 Meat.
06/09/05 15:30:10 AsianicGypsy bought 3 (disembodied brain) for 14400 Meat.
06/09/05 15:30:08 immortalDEATH7 bought 1 (razor-sharp can lid) for 4800 Meat.
06/09/05 15:30:05 onayr bought 1 (barbed-wire fence) for 500 Meat.
06/09/05 15:30:00 dude11d1 bought 1 (Knoll shroomkabob) for 120 Meat.
06/09/05 15:30:00 telepanda bought 5 (barbed-wire fence) for 2500 Meat.
06/09/05 15:29:56 alberta_brown bought 1 (meat vortex) for 95 Meat.
06/09/05 15:29:51 Zotamedu bought 1 (barbed-wire fence) for 500 Meat.
06/09/05 15:29:48 wbelle bought 1 (razor-sharp can lid) for 4800 Meat.
06/09/05 15:29:46 FallingEastward bought 1 (puce striped oyster egg) for 13000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:29:28 wizard99 bought 1 (arse-a'fire elixir) for 10000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:29:19 zarisback bought 1 (disease) for 3600 Meat.
06/09/05 15:29:16 Paulie Astaire bought 1 (spider web) for 860 Meat.
06/09/05 15:29:15 da evillittleman bought 1 (baseball) for 22000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:29:11 Eluminaught bought 5 (grog) for 13000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:29:09 onayr bought 1 (spider web) for 860 Meat.
06/09/05 15:29:03 Rag bought 1 (razor-sharp can lid) for 4800 Meat.
06/09/05 15:28:57 zarisback bought 1 (barbed-wire fence) for 500 Meat.
06/09/05 15:28:52 Tsunam1Bomb bought 1 (sonar-in-a-biscuit) for 970 Meat.
06/09/05 15:28:52 VampireKat bought 1 (sonar-in-a-biscuit) for 970 Meat.
06/09/05 15:28:38 Cat_Killer bought 9 (meat vortex) for 855 Meat.
06/09/05 15:28:38 Pizzaman bought 1 (baseball) for 22000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:28:38 WolfBite bought 1 (bottle of gin) for 480 Meat.
06/09/05 15:28:38 mad march hare bought 1 (barbed-wire fence) for 500 Meat.
06/09/05 15:28:38 MarjaMariachi bought 1 (tiny plastic angry goat) for 180 Meat.
06/09/05 15:28:32 whitey45 bought 3 (linoleum ore) for 2850 Meat.
06/09/05 15:28:29 Nathanator1 bought 1 (carob chunk noodles) for 380 Meat.
06/09/05 15:28:29 LordOmega bought 1 (spider web) for 860 Meat.
06/09/05 15:28:29 mflGrMp bought 1 (spider web) for 860 Meat.
06/09/05 15:28:25 Killslaughterdie bought 10 (baseball) for 220000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:28:24 BlackHole17 bought 1 (spider web) for 860 Meat.
06/09/05 15:27:53 whitey45 bought 6 (goat cheese) for 1950 Meat.
06/09/05 15:27:48 JennaHaze bought 1 (spider web) for 860 Meat.
06/09/05 15:27:46 blackthunder1 bought 1 (heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr) for 15000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:27:39 Scylira bought 1 (lime) for 3600 Meat.
06/09/05 15:27:37 richard dong bought 1 (disease) for 3600 Meat.
06/09/05 15:27:37 telepanda bought 1 (barbed-wire fence) for 500 Meat.
06/09/05 15:27:35 pharaoh_austin bought 1 (chaos butterfly) for 460 Meat.
06/09/05 15:27:06 Webzinger bought 2 (spider web) for 1720 Meat.
06/09/05 15:27:04 Echophantom bought 8 (chef-in-the-box) for 216000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:27:02 Chef bought 1 (meat vortex) for 95 Meat.
06/09/05 15:26:47 ScorpionX bought 1 (sonar-in-a-biscuit) for 970 Meat.
06/09/05 15:26:38 unDerWeaRniNja bought 1 (chrome sword) for 280 Meat.
06/09/05 15:26:32 Hezron bought 1 (spider web) for 860 Meat.
06/09/05 15:26:30 Boopy bought 1 (arse-a'fire elixir) for 10000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:26:25 realone550 bought 1 (arse-a'fire elixir) for 10000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:26:19 LespaulSG335 bought 1 (razor-sharp can lid) for 4800 Meat.
06/09/05 15:26:18 toasterstrudle bought 1 (razor-sharp can lid) for 4800 Meat.
06/09/05 15:26:08 wbelle bought 1 (baseball) for 22000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:26:02 GhostStalker bought 1 (chaos butterfly) for 460 Meat.
06/09/05 15:25:58 Squatting Bear bought 1 (baseball) for 22000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:25:57 ValleVidal bought 3 (barbed-wire fence) for 1500 Meat.
06/09/05 15:25:53 Chef bought 1 (barbed-wire fence) for 500 Meat.
06/09/05 15:25:43 JohnnyBGood2 bought 1 (disease) for 3600 Meat.
06/09/05 15:25:40 toasterstrudle bought 1 (baseball) for 22000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:25:36 stain bought 1 (sonar-in-a-biscuit) for 970 Meat.
06/09/05 15:25:23 ThrowAChairAtMe bought 2 (chrome ore) for 1540 Meat.
06/09/05 15:25:23 Bobbo bought 1 (razor-sharp can lid) for 4800 Meat.
06/09/05 15:25:14 h2 bought 1 (barbed-wire fence) for 500 Meat.
06/09/05 15:24:56 Valandir bought 1 (disease) for 3600 Meat.
06/09/05 15:24:52 ValleVidal bought 2 (spider web) for 1720 Meat.
06/09/05 15:24:49 Zaratustra bought 1 (sonar-in-a-biscuit) for 970 Meat.
06/09/05 15:24:41 Tsunam1Bomb bought 1 (meat vortex) for 95 Meat.
06/09/05 15:24:40 Malasian Tufted Weasel bought 1 (sonar-in-a-biscuit) for 970 Meat.
06/09/05 15:24:27 richard dong bought 1 (chaos butterfly) for 460 Meat.
06/09/05 15:23:54 Bobbo bought 1 (sonar-in-a-biscuit) for 970 Meat.
06/09/05 15:23:37 LespaulSG335 bought 1 (barbed-wire fence) for 500 Meat.
06/09/05 15:23:21 altrocker88 bought 1 (barbed-wire fence) for 500 Meat.
06/09/05 15:23:21 Bobbo bought 1 (meat vortex) for 95 Meat.
06/09/05 15:23:16 paintball09 bought 1 (chef's hat) for 7700 Meat.
06/09/05 15:23:13 Spaghetti Eddie bought 1 (razor-sharp can lid) for 4800 Meat.
06/09/05 15:23:05 Pizzaman bought 1 (razor-sharp can lid) for 4800 Meat.
06/09/05 15:23:03 man eating penguin bought 1 (spider web) for 860 Meat.
06/09/05 15:23:03 eternalwitness bought 1 (sonar-in-a-biscuit) for 970 Meat.
06/09/05 15:22:59 Bobbo bought 1 (barbed-wire fence) for 500 Meat.
06/09/05 15:22:57 Ximenes bought 1 (sonar-in-a-biscuit) for 970 Meat.
06/09/05 15:22:51 ReTaRdO bought 20 (wussiness potion) for 1800 Meat.
06/09/05 15:22:47 Bobbo bought 1 (disease) for 3600 Meat.
06/09/05 15:22:43 duplicitous rogue bought 2 (oyster basket) for 400 Meat.
06/09/05 15:22:41 Evil Muffin bought 3 (razor-sharp can lid) for 14400 Meat.
06/09/05 15:22:03 man eating penguin bought 1 (disease) for 3600 Meat.
06/09/05 15:21:39 duplicitous rogue bought 4 (bartender-in-the-box) for 102000 Meat.
06/09/05 15:21:35 thepianoman bought 1 (razor-sharp can lid) for 4800 Meat.
06/09/05 15:21:20 Helmet bought 1 (barbed-wire fence) for 500 Meat.
06/09/05 15:21:15 wbelle bought 1 (spider web) for 860 Meat.
06/09/05 15:20:56 duplicitous rogue bought 3 (box) for 5700 Meat.

[Omeganitros]

Jesus, Tass. You know how to go with a bang.