That nasty thing my english teacher does...

Kairi_and_Sora789 · 11-6-2006, 03:54 PM

He drinks Coke.

Yeah, that's not wierd. But get this:

HE DRINKS DE-FIZZED COKE AND PUTS HOT COCOA IN.

And he's about 75 and "follows" Ms. Coletta (my science teacher) around. Note I didn't say exactly what he does, but there's about a 40 year age difference between them...

Man, now I hate 8th period.

Grandiagod · 11-6-2006, 04:00 PM

OH NOES

cybunnypower · 11-6-2006, 04:01 PM

I'm...sorry your 8th period is now ruined. That's creepy though. What does the science teacher think of his...stalking?

MCRenaissance · 11-6-2006, 04:02 PM

Thanks for sharing.

Cj_leonine · 11-6-2006, 04:23 PM

Pretty gross. I like coke de-fizzed but the cocoa is too much.

TD_GenoCid3 · 11-6-2006, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Kairi_and_Sora789

He drinks Coke.

Man, now I hate 8th period.

8th period wut the hell,HAHA thats dick for u.

**Tasselfoot** · 11-6-2006, 05:08 PM

would have been a MUCH better story if it went something like:

"where he strips to his boxers and does the mamba, trying to seduce his female students. Little Betty Simmons seems to stay late after school with him rather often too....."

**SCWolf** · 11-6-2006, 05:09 PM

lol, creepy old men frighten me.....

HansSky · 11-6-2006, 06:21 PM

Tass, why do you always...ugh.

Nevermind.

**Tasselfoot** · 11-6-2006, 06:32 PM

it's part of my charm.

spyke252 · 11-6-2006, 06:33 PM

You should go up to him after class, and say

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Originally Posted by Kairi_and_Sora789

Prepare to die.

Moo.

Tasuke · 11-6-2006, 06:45 PM

I quite like my English teacher, we're practically buddies.
Everyone loves my English teacher except for one person.
It gets really awkward talking to that one person about the class.

spyke252 · 11-6-2006, 06:47 PM

lol, Tasuke, mine is the opposite.
Everybody hates him, 'cept for one person.

For my "original" Sonnet, I compared him to the Devil.

WillTalbot · 11-6-2006, 07:00 PM

None of my teachers are that wierd ... especially my 8th period, she's pretty cool although no one else likes her.

Newbified · 11-6-2006, 07:02 PM

My current english teacher used to be a male stripper. No lie.

**ReikonKeiri** · 11-6-2006, 07:12 PM

One look at the thread title and the first word that came to mind was masturbation. How do you go about discovering something like that?

silverdust800 · 11-7-2006, 10:35 AM

need i add the eww!!!???

blve23 · 11-7-2006, 12:10 PM

you get 8 periods? hax

Kairi_and_Sora789 · 11-7-2006, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cybunnypower

I'm...sorry your 8th period is now ruined. That's creepy though. What does the science teacher think of his...stalking?

She's not 100% sure but definetly gets the hint when she sees him...RIGHT THERE.

Ok, so here's how it goes:

Ms. Coletta-about 30, single, (obviously) even though my friend thinks she has a "boyfriend"

Mr.Desilets- (yes that's his name)about 70-75. Creepy. Likes de-fizzed coke WITH HOT COCOA. The other freaky thing is everytime he sees someone, he says "Hi (person's name)"

I never say anything to him after class because we hear the final bell (sounds like a loud telephone ringing) and are like "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SCHOOL'S OUT NO MORE TEACHERS!"

At least some of us. I just get on the bus and scream,

"f--- yeah!"

Then all the 6th graders look at me and the first time some girl freaked out-then I looked at her, then she looked away.

Ah, the joys of 8th grade.

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Originally Posted by ReikonKeiri

How do you go about discovering that?

I heard some 8th graders gossiping about it last year in the girl's locker room. Then someone finally said to me, "Did you know Mr. Desilets stalkes Ms. Coletta?"

Yeah, it went like that. Then someone else found out, then it was like any other rumor (spread like wildfire), except THIS one was true.

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Originally Posted by blve23

you get 8 periods? hax

Yeah, but each one is only 42 minutes long, and we get a free period. So:
5 periods of major subjects (Science, Math, etc)
2 periods of "specials" (wood shop, PE, Art, etc.)
1 free period every day
Plus a squeezed in 23 minutes for lunch

Yeah.

Tonberry_Kid · 11-7-2006, 02:04 PM

I just started crying I laughed so hard.

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