FFR Fanfiction--RL

[MooMoo_Cowfreak]

woah what happened here.

So I read the whole thread and I'm seriously wondering about you.
"Oh I don't want to post a movie I made on Youtube. I mean, I probably took a lot of time making this movie, but **** it, I don't want the world to see my work. I'll also write three books, but just decide to keep them to myself any my questionable publishers. Naw, I wouldn't any one to look at what my work. by the way i'm a 13 year old who can't sense sarcasm worth crap lolollolol"

Now, I'm not going to call you on bs yet, but pm me a pdf, post that video on Youtube, do SOMETHING for gods sake.

edit: looks like you spend all your time playing video games, if this is you:
http://www.youtube.com/ratchetlombax
http://www.dailymotion.com/ratchet-lombax
http://www.playfire.com/Ratchetlombax

edit2:

Originally Posted by Ratchetlombax

Who cares? lol, you're in, I guess.

In case you didn't notice, I made a pun there.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=puns

[Grandiagod]

ratchet do you have autism?

[NFD]

Could you post maybe like, a page from the FFR-fic? Also, I don't care if you're a 30 year old french-man/14 year old french lad/15 year old American?

They're from the URL's MooMoo posted

[Ratchetlombax]

Originally Posted by MooMoo_Cowfreak

woah what happened here.

So I read the whole thread and I'm seriously wondering about you.
"Oh I don't want to post a movie I made on Youtube. I mean, I probably took a lot of time making this movie, but **** it, I don't want the world to see my work. I'll also write three books, but just decide to keep them to myself any my questionable publishers. Naw, I wouldn't any one to look at what my work. by the way i'm a 13 year old who can't sense sarcasm worth crap lolollolol"

Now, I'm not going to call you on bs yet, but pm me a pdf, post that video on Youtube, do SOMETHING for gods sake.

edit: looks like you spend all your time playing video games, if this is you:
http://www.youtube.com/ratchetlombax
http://www.dailymotion.com/ratchet-lombax
http://www.playfire.com/Ratchetlombax

edit2:

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=puns

I don't have a dailymotion account, or playfire, and my YT is Plexdudeblob (I got obsessed with Ratchet & Clank sometime in august, ten months or so after I joined YT.
By The Way, the reason I'm not freely posting my book is because if I do, you'll all know my real name. (I'm the author, that's why.)
Also, I fought sarcasm with sarcasm. "TY for your support" was sarcastic. You can tell by the way Tokzic wrote the last sentence that he was being sarcastic.
Lastly, I didn't want Who_Cares973 to think I was insulting him.

[MalReynolds]

Oh, hey. Uh, I'm going to start deleting posts if you guys don't stop acting like absolute retards. Just a heads up.

[Ratchetlombax]

By "acting like absolute retards," do you mean literally, or, like, just acting dumb? There's a difference, you know (in most cases).
Really, I want to know.

[DoctorSerpentine]

still haven't gotten that PM

[NFD]

Yeah I sent you a PM too with my SSR title.

[MalReynolds]

Originally Posted by Ratchetlombax

By "acting like absolute retards," do you mean literally, or, like, just acting dumb? There's a difference, you know (in most cases).
Really, I want to know.

I'm less than politely telling people to stop trolling you.

[Tater Tot]

I really want to see the video.... <.<

[Ratchetlombax]

If anyone wants to know...my latest addition (or edition, they're both right) is so:
MrRubix couldn't believe his eyes. On the screen in front of him was a display of what he knew was not plausible; yet somehow it was happening; Kairon, the world's foremost index player, was AAA'ing Death Piano.
"Wait, isn't that impossible?" Artamis asked, pointing to the nonstop Perfect judgments scrolling up the screen.
"Hacks!" Tater Tot called out.
"WTF? Knock it off!" Kairon exclaimed. Though he was undaunted by the jumpjacks, whose mere sight drove 00bs home, crying, he was wholly hellbent on AAA'ing the song that he'd started practicing nearly a year and a half earlier.
"LOL," Tater Tot said to EAG. "I'm pretty sure he's got a bot running."
"Will you just shut up?!" Kairon yelled. The jumpjacks were finished, and he was now focusing on the second burst.
"Srsly," Synth said, "cut it out, or I will ban you."
"You should back off," RL agreed. "He's got awesome bannage skills."
"I heard that!" Synth said, and then slowly turned to Tass, a smile spreading across his face. "You thinking what I'm thinking, Tass?"
"I am, Synth," Tass said, the same malicious snarl curling across his face.
"Oh, noes," RL said, shaking his head. "NOOOO!!"
But it was too late; with Tass holding Ctrl, and Synth slamming his extended middle finger down on B, RL was banned.
Things were suddenly much easier for Kairon, though he was so focused he did not realize RL was being banned until he said "NOOOO!!"
However, he was rapidly approaching the "WTF Point" of Death Piano, the soft, easier part in the middle. The exotic stream of the WTF Point, coupled with the immense challenges of playing index (despite its potential AAA'ing power), made the WTF Point a rather tough part of Death Piano.
"How is this even possible?" MrRubix whispered softly, praying that he was being quiet enough for Tass not to hear him.
He then realized with horror that Tass had telepathic skillz.
"I'm onto you, Rubix," Tass said.
"Better watch yourself," Synth warned, "or I'll have Optimus Prime v3.5 throw you out again."
MrRubix was startled when he heard a loud, dissonant chord--then he realized it was the final burst of Death Piano. He watched the judgments carefully, and saw that they were still all Perfects.
"He's inhuman," EAG thought. "What do you think, Tass?"
"Oh, he's human all right," Tass replied in telepathy. "But he has been practicing for more than a year."
"Right," EAG said, and resumed his detailed analysis of the game.
Kairon was on a roll; jimerax was watching as well, and they both saw the judgments obstinately persisting in their Perfection. The 16th jumpstream following the short sequence of jumpjacks in the final burst were replaced by a 12th jumpstream, then another 16th. This stream, however, seemed to gradually be speeding up, and in moments they would reach the final 32nd trill.
"I've had enough," MrRubix whispered to Tass, and moved towards the exit. Unfortunately, MrRubix had once again gotten himself drunk, and as he stumbled towards the exit, his left foot caught on his right shoelace, and he tripped. As most human beings, MrRubix held out both arms as straight as he could to try and regain balance. He failed to regain balance and fell bodily to the ground, but it was not the resulting bruise along his right arm, but the thing his right arm had hit, that caught their attention.
By terrible mischance, MrRubix had tripped at the very end of the 32nd trill, where the 48th rolls were; when he flung his arms out to steady himself, his right arm collided with Kairon's right shoulder.
"NO!" Kairon gasped. As he stared in disbelief at the monitor, he saw the previous 48 nonstop hours of playing FFR all be for naught.
On the screen was a rank of 1; the score 3,801,875; 2,453 MAX Combo; 0 Boos; 0 Misses; 0 Averages; 2,452 Perfects; and 1 good.
1 Good. Kairon had Blackflagged Death Piano.
In fury, Kairon removed from his belt the small hammer he always carried with him, and smashed the computer monitor to pieces.
"WTH are you doing?!" AOD_ELEMENT said.
Kairon then proceeded to pick up the keyboard, and threw it with a sudden burst of adrenaline. He had been aiming for MrRubix, but he was still drunk, and accidentally stumbled out of the path of the projectile.
It hit Tass squarely in the throat and cut off his head.
"CR*P!!!" Synth yelled. "You've decapitated Tass!!"
Tass's head grew back in seconds, to Kairon's surprise. "Easy," Tass said to Synth. "Now just bring Optimus Prime V3.5 in to finish the job."
Synth nodded, and once more, Tass held his finger on Ctrl, and Synth extended his middle finger, but instead hit K. He didn't want to ban everybody; he only wanted to prevent casualties, and kicking everyone else from the room was the fastest way to do that.
"Oh, cr*p," Kairon said.
"It's all over now," Synth said, snarling. He and Tass teleported out of the room, and Synth's car took their place. But it was far more potent than the average Bugatti Veyron; it transformed momentarily into a huge robotic machine with a red up arrow on its iron chest.
It was O.P. V3.5.

[who_cares973]

Originally Posted by Ratchetlombax

I didn't want Who_Cares973 to think I was insulting him.

it's not like you're the first person to use the "who cares" line on me lol

[NFD]

You might add to the fact that AOD is perma banned.

[fido123]

If you could add me in that would be pretty cool. Don't have to if you don't want to.

[NFD]

He closed it fido.

[Ratchetlombax]

Er...I'm editing it, so...one more person won't hurt. So, what would you be, fido?

[robertsona]

a furry

[Tater Tot]

Yay! And now all I need is a bitchin scene showing me doing the impossible, that's right, AAA'ing Excite Bike. :O

Ps, I can keep fido in a cage in my lair of villainy and let him loose upon unsuspecting intruders.

[Ratchetlombax]

ROFL, SDG'ing VROFL!
How about that for impossible?
Then you take Kairon prisoner and make him do it with dark on...that would be evil...
Perfect for my next chapter.

[tangomango]

Make him do it with stealth mode on.