The FFR Holiday Song Event

[Coolboyrulez0]

infinity.'s gonna kill it, watch out

[infinity.]

So uhh.. the first time was light
but this time it's oni
sideways eight ffr

rappin' bout the holidays
put you in a daze fa' days
rhymes burnin' chestnuts go a{blaze}
bells ringtingjingaling like some sleighs
zigzag santa route like a maze
reindeer droppings leaving haze
but shit don't stop me, doodoo pays
it's that holiday cheer, christmas craze
so, raise your egg nog and find yourself some mistletoe
watchin' polar express waiting for the whistle blow
wishing for a white christmas with some crazy snow
hot chocolate, sledding, snowball fights, you already know
so it just goes to show, holidays just can't be beat
no school, presents rule, just ask the kids on 34th street
no deceit, I love to greet sleet and some sweet treats
and when the holidays are over I retreat to repeat
another year's defeat, where I can live it all again
addicted to cardboard fruitcake and champagne like cocaine
so release the reigns and let the reindeer run train
there are presents to obtain and yuletide cheer to attain

half a decade in the making, still addicted to this game
AAA, trying to star fame like shashakiro is insane
bemanichris never tricked us, he was {frozen} and inane
jealous of data drain or tired of middie's disdain
all the same, the forums are the best place to blow steam
through jumpstream, posting regimes, pony teams, and moonbeam,
it always seems the site gleams of a rhythmic world of dreams
admin's running a computer dream, congratulate with egg cream

so use your NOGgin, and take hold of your tobaggen
we're riding on sleet or snow, you could say we're torley wongin'
excited for the tappin' future, jewpin january songin'
all along, I know I will belong for life long
so here's this winter song, a tale of credits and community
gaming our lives away, but atleast it's in some unity
wishing for 'the urn' that golden opportunity
of imperfection immunity, pleading for impunity

so here's a toast, to all the dude's out at flash flash
whether it's arrows you smash or rainbows you dash
2013, keep the beats asplash, and the chiptune, thrash
and most of all, no combo whoring, it's embarassing to mash

[justin]

If I lose to that



I'm okay with it.
Very nice dude. Lol.

[Xx{Midnight}xX]

Originally Posted by infinity.

or tired of middie's disdain

I'm pretty sure I shouldn't be laughing at the fact you included that

but nice

[infinity.]

Originally Posted by Xx{Midnight}xX

I'm pretty sure I shouldn't be laughing at the fact you included that

but nice

it should be flattering -- shows your prominence as a member

also, thanks amigos

btw bemanichris actually played {frozen} lol

[MarioNintendo]

My chances of winning this contest are slowly crumbling under the weight of this community's awesomeness. :P

[justin]

Writing the last part of the last verse, most of it recorded already weeeeeee. This was super fun haha.

[UrineTastesGood]

First time contributing anything like this on this site

https://soundcloud.com/kid-shaman/stunting-on-xmas

turn the music up in the headphones

the only thing i want for christmas is a copy of vrofl
d4 (user: d4u7211) got it i could hack him but that's unlawful
so instead ill eat some pringles maybe shoot a text to kringle
tell him careful on the shingles with all them hooves and jingles
but um its december 24th
they prolly steady sweating at the pole at the north
meanwhile i be in my pj's chillin at the fireplace of course
beard man ogling google maps to plot his course
familys here im hiding in my room jack-hammering
god mom ill never full combo the aim anthem
if you keep on interrupting me . . . JESUS!
christ was born on december 25th a fifth
of eggnog pour it grandma i need it to toast with
i spit it divine then we wine we dine
we dance in a line around the living room pine
and everything is all fine until grandpa hurts his spine
mom comes in all like hey yo the whole damn fam
they be in the kitchen eating on some christmas ham
im like hold on mom im trying to GO ham. DAMN
i dont even like ham yo just save me a yam, ma'am
santa be spread tonight like a s k and l
and suddenly he be the mini dizzy flurry of activity
be galloping across the skies like its july
smiley while he crossing over sky high



and now for an instrumental break
i've got a lot of pleghm in my throat right now



elves up north will get a break in just a while
probably the moment that the last toy hits the pile
santa only be within a couple thousand miles
while im locked up and fastened slaying stepfiles
i steady get the fc nearly cried about an sdg
coulda been a aaa now i wanna murder in the third degree
oh wait its christmas time.. ill just have a cup of tea
sit down on the couch and watch cuz charlie brown is on tv
santa called he said i better watch my god forsaken step
i told him calm down im always watching steps
jacks jumps streams rolls and stairs too
chimneys and rooves ill be watching you step through
misteltoe is on display you know we keep it good and gay
no foul play uncle and we'll see the red sleigh
i guess thats all i got to really say anyway
so ffr have a dainty little holiday

[Xx{Midnight}xX]

Originally Posted by infinity.

it should be flattering -- shows your prominence as a member

Fair enough I suppose.

I do hope that you win strictly for mentioning me

'Cause then I really am a bigger part of the site~

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[foxfire667]

Originally Posted by UrineTastesGood

First time contributing anything like this on this site

Don't let it be your last, it was really awesome! Added yours and Infinity's submissions in.

Liking the references and lyrical mastery in both of your submissions guys!
Plus ponies are always a nice touch Infinity!

[justin]

Nice rap, Urine, I'm impressed with yours as well. Ending of mine is taking longer than I'd hoped, having issues making relevant lines fit how I want. I'm too picky, I think.

https://soundcloud.com/justin_ator/holiday-hip-hop-90bpm

The children are settled, all snug in, their beds,
While visions of mechanical keyboards just float in their heads,

Credits for Christmas, a skillboost or two,
Expert AAA for me, blackflag for you

Event staff bringing gifts to us, prizes for Christmas? that's a plus,
Smashin arrows to the tune, of yuletide carols 'neath the moon,

You know how we do it here, Tappin keys from year to year
Now let's go rep some FFR, Go show that Christmas cheer

~~~~~

It's the chilly time of year, when the relatives appear,
Lit up neighborhoods and stores all full of Christmas cheer,

Ho ho ho check out that snow, and notice how the cold wind blows,
Chillaxin by the fire watchin nothing but our favorite shows,

Town's main street covered in lights, almost all spirits bright,
Kids around the world dreamin of presents all night,

Gettin so cozy in my chair, arrows scrollin errywhere,
My peeps stayin up late smashin arrows, no one cares

~~~~~

Little Mike played a song, one small arrow missed,
Raged and broke his laptop screen, man he was so pissed,

But this year round, little Mikey had been good,
Christmas night came, and when Saint Nick reached his hood,

Down the chimney Santa slid, knowin the wants of every kid,
'Neath the lit up Christmas tree a new laptop he hid,

Mikey woke up on Christmas morn, stumbled out the door,
A big square box in bright red wrap just sitting on the floor....

So now you know, at this point Mikey just opens the present,
and goes "holy freakin crap, it's a new laptop" ecstatic to be able to play
FFR again ... why don't I ever get a new laptop for Christmas? come to
think of it I'm probably not getting anything for Christmas this year.
I don't think Santa likes me. ... oh well

~~~~~

You better not pout, you better not cry,
Hating a chart cause you suck at it? not a good reason why,

Keep practicin, and ...you'll get better soon
Hoppin ranks while people get jealous, makin da ladies swoon

Randoms on the internet more like dysfunctional family,
I beat your scores and you, well, better congratulate me,

Lots of events, and a couple great tournaments,
Too long on our forums this Christmas I'll have spent,

~~~~~

And with that I bring this session to a close,
About a beastly arrow game and a reindeer with a red nose,

A magical talking snowman with a girl made of sunshine,
AAA on Carol Megamix, I'm doing just fine,

What about you, you ready for this Christmas season?
I'm pumped for the holidays, we all know the reason

Lots of good fun and times with people that we love,
We'll see you next year FFR, that's all that I could think of~

edit: Making final touches on some of the verses because my timing was a tad off, but this is pretty much the final version. I'll just post the other one when I'm totally done, lyrics won't be changing.

[foxfire667]

Originally Posted by justin

Making final touches on some of the verses because my timing was a tad off, but this is pretty much the final version. I'll just post the other one when I'm totally done, lyrics won't be changing.

Sounds pretty sweet, love it when songs like this tell a story! I'll add it to the submissions list once you confirm it is the final version.

[blindreper1179]

Didn't have time for this unfortunately. =/ Good luck guys.

[justin]

Finished version I believe:

https://soundcloud.com/justin_ator/holiday-hip-hop

Lyrics didn't change.

[popsicle_3000]

Originally Posted by UrineTastesGood

santa be spread tonight like a s k and l

LMAO

Originally Posted by justin

I beat your scores and you, well, better congratulate me,

top two files ftw...
can't decide! very well written

[SnipertimeX6]

https://soundcloud.com/heming-liang/oldies-reppin-festivus

Re-recorded. Tweaked words a bit. I'm losing my voice a bit so it's not perfect.

Gettin' real high on holiday cheer
My flow's in second gear,
Haven't played this game in years,
Nostalgia's leavin me in tears.
All my favorite songs from the days of old,
Keepin me warm when the days get cold.
Reppin them oldies with my lines of gold,
Get ready to get facerolled. Here we go-
I'm a Terror From Beyond with my super groove,
I'll make you get up and Get On The Move.
It's a Story of Snowman and Sunshine Girl
When the holiday blizzard Shags the whole world.
I'm one-three-six-point-six percent trouble.
When you witness the Return F SuperDouble.
I got mad beatz on Seattle's Finest,
It's A Hundred Bar Blackout of me, your highness.
I'm funkier than that Funk In G,
The Cat Walk, Too, was made for me.
I setup my G-strings way Too Tight
On my Slap Guitar 2, time to tune it right.
Cone on, these songs are way too easy,
My raps be gettin' a little cheesy,
You gotta step it up, ain't that the truth,
Cuz my flow's like provolone, it's just that smooth.
I'm golden as cheddar, my wit's as sharp,
So whaddaya say we make a time warp?
It's time to up the difficulty, playa,
Or you'll just get wrecked in multiplaya.
I'll rip you apart with my Force of Light,
Send you on a Night of Flight,
I'm pretty sure it's not yet time for End Night,
Cuz these dope-ass rhymes got no end in sight.
You can't handle my Hyper Pressure,
I play top gear and I'm MAX Forever.
Can't handle the Tension? I'll give you a teaser,
Cuz you know I'm such a Fantranstic Crowdpleaser.
Wish upon me, I'm an Exciting Hyper Highspeed Star,
I'll show you The Games We Played on FFR,
I'll Kick Your A with my Classical Insanity,
And I'll See You Dance when I Play It Funky.
I'll take you on a Roller Coaster Ride.
It's a Tribal Revival of That Tethnic Vibe.
Witness my Resurrection In Progress.
I can still rap faster than that Summer -Speedy Mix-
You can't touch this, I'm a Gaussian Blur,
Shining brighter than the Manhattan Sapphire.
Tonight's we celebrate with a party for u (holy night mix)
And finish the holiday with Carol Megamix.

[psychoangel691]

Man the deadline for this came fast eh? I haven't listened to the entries yet so I look forward to it ^_^

[awein999]

I like guru's lyrics haha.

[foxfire667]

Updated the submissions list. Only five hours until the deadline, get your last minute submissions ready!

[jductape]

Prepare your ears, because in less than 4 hours you will be experiencing the greatest rap that has ever graced their presence.