most retarded moments EVER!!! - Page 3

purebloodtexan · 12-4-2007, 05:16 PM

-A couple of my brother's (soccer) teammates decided to pull a senior prank. They dressed up in leopard-skin thongs and ran around the school. They ended up on Myspace a couple of days later.
-Complete log of balls gone over the school roof:
a) I accidentally kicked the soccer ball over (It was my weak foot, too)
b) Brandon accidentally threw a soccer ball over when he was trying to knock an ice shelf off of an awning.
c) Andrew was just being an asshole and threw it over.
d) Threw two tennis balls over (I was statued while playing wall-ball both times and tried to throw it over a lower section of the roof)
e) Chris, who was knew to wall-ball, threw it over.
f) Paul was just being an asshole.
g) Ryan accidentally threw it over (He happened to be about five feet from the wall -_-)

**Coolboyrulez0** · 12-4-2007, 05:20 PM

Nice... What a dumbass, getting angry cause of a water balloon...

thegeddupnoise · 12-4-2007, 05:31 PM

Once, my brother and I were in a public Fred Meyer restroom when my brother said "Laying it on real thick there, eh?" just to be retarded. But the problem was, I had already taken my ****. It was a different guy. When he came out of the restroom and saw me, he was like, "But I thought you were in there..." I laughed my ass off.

purebloodtexan · 12-4-2007, 05:32 PM

For those that think my life is full of fun, me and my friends are nothing compared to a good portion of the people within my school probably do.

-Aaron and Garrett were driving to school after a rainy day, and accidentally drove over a water puddle. Whent they hydroplaned, they noticed that the speed gage read 120 BPM, but didn't crash. Being the jackasses that they are, they saw if they could do it again without crashing. They ran into a pole.
-There used to be a small "clan" within the band called the Butt Pirates. Some of them actually had names -- Patrick was "Longshank," and Brandon was "Captain Woody." Their pleasure was simple: At random times, they'd run up behind someone and knee them in the crack (I was usually spared). They had to stop after the nutshot video, because we would be kicked out of the band if we "tested the physical duress of other band students" any further.
-Before the homecoming parade last year, we had a bit of time before we had to be at the rendevous point. Me, Breanne, and Keebler decided to go through the school. For some random reason, we charged through the as if we were vikings, and even knocked over a trashcan and ripped off a advertisement or two (something about drama club, I think).

ddrmaxextreme2 · 12-4-2007, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Kekeb

There was a food fight at my high school once, it somehow lead to someone throwing a trashcan and breaking a girls' nose. She never came back to our school...

woah I think i go to that school to! wasn't her name terica or somethin

purebloodtexan · 12-4-2007, 11:22 PM

-My brother and his roomates (last year) were up at one in the morning, and randomly started lighting their farts on fire.
-Two friends of mine were at some festival for Spanish club. They saw a video about an Ecuadorian dance, and proceeded to mock it. It took them a while to realize that an Ecuadorian family was watching them the entire time.
-Me and my friends like to called DJ "Eskimo" and often sing "You're the Only Gay Eskimo" to him (inside joke). One day before school, he got fed up and threw his Geometry book at Cooper -- as he was holding a cup of coffee. He had a brown-stain on the front of his pants, and had to bear with it for the rest of the day.
-Speaking of Cooper, I can't believe I didn't mention this one. He was playing football with some friends one morning before school, and some kid (Cooper claims that he's mentally challenged) went and loosened a manhole cover. As Cooper stepped on the manhole cover when receiving a pass, it popped up and tore his scrotum (I wondered why he wasn't there that day). He had stitches placed without any painkillers, and they took nearly four weeks to heal. He can never do any true skateboarding again.

ddrmaxextreme2 · 12-4-2007, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by purebloodtexan

-My brother and his roomates (last year) were up at one in the morning, and randomly started lighting their farts on fire.
-Two friends of mine were at some festival for Spanish club. They saw a video about an Ecuadorian dance, and proceeded to mock it. It took them a while to realize that an Ecuadorian family was watching them the entire time.
-Me and my friends like to called DJ "Eskimo" and often sing "You're the Only Gay Eskimo" to him (inside joke). One day before school, he got fed up and threw his Geometry book at Cooper -- as he was holding a cup of coffee. He had a brown-stain on the front of his pants, and had to bear with it for the rest of the day.
-Speaking of Cooper, I can't believe I didn't mention this one. He was playing football with some friends one morning before school, and some kid (Cooper claims that he's mentally challenged) went and loosened a manhole cover. As Cooper stepped on the manhole cover when receiving a pass, it popped up and tore his scrotum (I wondered why he wasn't there that day). He had stitches placed without any painkillers, and they took nearly four weeks to heal. He can never do any true skateboarding again.

lol

ddrmaxextreme2 · 12-4-2007, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by im white trash

lol that was really dumb:

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Originally Posted by Your mom is white trash

So what trash can should I put you and your MOM in...:

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Originally Posted by im white trash

the one by your house cause your sexy. Im a guy how bout we make friction?:

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Originally Posted by Your mom is white trash

Im a guy so....your f***ing gay:

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Originally Posted by im white trash

.....no...DX:

I read this at some random website...it IS retarded....btw somepeople will think i made this but i mean it...I DIDNT

btw if this needs to be removed then i will change this post to something different...

Aleste · 12-4-2007, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by purebloodtexan

tore his scrotum

WTF OW

*bleeds*

ledwix · 12-5-2007, 12:11 AM

About two weeks ago a seagull overhead crapped on my eye.

reddarkd · 12-5-2007, 12:59 AM

My friend made a government project with Chuck Norris as his candidate
Only thing is he thought it would be a good idea to decorate the poster with Chuck Norris jokes such as
~Chuck Norris doesnt ***bag the Ladies.. he potatoe sacks them
Our teacher nearly died

who_cares973 · 12-5-2007, 01:31 AM

wow so many stories..........um

this one time me and a couple of my friends decided to break into an empty house and light a couple of m80's and some bottle rockets..bad day for the house >.>

me and the same group of friends all got up at around 3 or 4am and sprayed water all over the street during the winter 4 cars now have dents

um we tied a bottle rocket to a squirrel

and we changed about 200 freshman online school passwords in 4 different school

theres more but i dont feel like typing

**DJ_Swabber** · 12-5-2007, 01:37 AM

This one time, Shayne stole my pictures and pretended he was Jamie, and people said I was an "OMG JAMIE WANNA BE SLUT LOKL".
Good times. xDDD

HyrulianKip · 12-5-2007, 01:56 AM

during a spelling bee, i slipped my toungue and spelt burglar wrong. >_> that was an easy one too.

rzr · 12-5-2007, 07:04 AM

no offence but ROFL

purebloodtexan · 12-5-2007, 07:45 AM

-Me and Joe were doing the annual New Years fireworks (three years ago, I think) and he decided to light a bottle rocket in the tree. It nearly broke a window in the house across the street.
-In the last one, we originally didn't have a base for our bottle rockets (I eventually used my innovative skills to make one out of a small cardboard box and an Ozarka water bottle). Until then, we stuck them in the ground and lit them. Seeing how we had the least bit of success, we tried lighting three at once. All of them flew into the neighbor's yard (the one that has all of the expensive Christmas decorations) and nearly lit it on fire. Me and Joe ran to put them out.

abbiemonGoesRaWr · 12-5-2007, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ledwix

About two weeks ago a seagull overhead crapped on my eye.

0.x
Wtf. That sucks. Dx

And my whole life is a retarded, funny, near-death experience. .-.

g4z33b0 · 12-5-2007, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by abbiemonGoesRaWr

retarded

furry.

abbiemonGoesRaWr · 12-5-2007, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by g4z33b0

furry.

lol. Ohk. So?
For the most part I'm a furry. The fact that I like characters that have animal ears and such makes me one and that I myself draw characters like that. + I just love foxes as an animal. So what's your point?

purebloodtexan · 12-6-2007, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by g4z33b0

furry.

Gazeebo, remember our furry policy. We only make fun of them when they bitch and moan. For the most part, Abbie has proven herself to be a decent member.

Hands off, man.

12-4-2007, 05:16 PM	#41
purebloodtexan FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: In front of the speakers, banging my head until I get a nosebleed. Age: 32 Posts: 2,845	Re: most retarded moments EVER!!! -A couple of my brother's (soccer) teammates decided to pull a senior prank. They dressed up in leopard-skin thongs and ran around the school. They ended up on Myspace a couple of days later. -Complete log of balls gone over the school roof: a) I accidentally kicked the soccer ball over (It was my weak foot, too) b) Brandon accidentally threw a soccer ball over when he was trying to knock an ice shelf off of an awning. c) Andrew was just being an asshole and threw it over. d) Threw two tennis balls over (I was statued while playing wall-ball both times and tried to throw it over a lower section of the roof) e) Chris, who was knew to wall-ball, threw it over. f) Paul was just being an asshole. g) Ryan accidentally threw it over (He happened to be about five feet from the wall -_-) __________________

12-4-2007, 05:20 PM	#42
Coolboyrulez0 VICES Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Germany Age: 30 Posts: 10,031	Re: most retarded moments EVER!!! Nice... What a dumbass, getting angry cause of a water balloon...

12-4-2007, 05:32 PM	#44
purebloodtexan FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: In front of the speakers, banging my head until I get a nosebleed. Age: 32 Posts: 2,845	Re: most retarded moments EVER!!! For those that think my life is full of fun, me and my friends are nothing compared to a good portion of the people within my school probably do. -Aaron and Garrett were driving to school after a rainy day, and accidentally drove over a water puddle. Whent they hydroplaned, they noticed that the speed gage read 120 BPM, but didn't crash. Being the jackasses that they are, they saw if they could do it again without crashing. They ran into a pole. -There used to be a small "clan" within the band called the Butt Pirates. Some of them actually had names -- Patrick was "Longshank," and Brandon was "Captain Woody." Their pleasure was simple: At random times, they'd run up behind someone and knee them in the crack (I was usually spared). They had to stop after the nutshot video, because we would be kicked out of the band if we "tested the physical duress of other band students" any further. -Before the homecoming parade last year, we had a bit of time before we had to be at the rendevous point. Me, Breanne, and Keebler decided to go through the school. For some random reason, we charged through the as if we were vikings, and even knocked over a trashcan and ripped off a advertisement or two (something about drama club, I think). __________________

12-4-2007, 11:22 PM	#46
purebloodtexan FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: In front of the speakers, banging my head until I get a nosebleed. Age: 32 Posts: 2,845	Re: most retarded moments EVER!!! -My brother and his roomates (last year) were up at one in the morning, and randomly started lighting their farts on fire. -Two friends of mine were at some festival for Spanish club. They saw a video about an Ecuadorian dance, and proceeded to mock it. It took them a while to realize that an Ecuadorian family was watching them the entire time. -Me and my friends like to called DJ "Eskimo" and often sing "You're the Only Gay Eskimo" to him (inside joke). One day before school, he got fed up and threw his Geometry book at Cooper -- as he was holding a cup of coffee. He had a brown-stain on the front of his pants, and had to bear with it for the rest of the day. -Speaking of Cooper, I can't believe I didn't mention this one. He was playing football with some friends one morning before school, and some kid (Cooper claims that he's mentally challenged) went and loosened a manhole cover. As Cooper stepped on the manhole cover when receiving a pass, it popped up and tore his scrotum (I wondered why he wasn't there that day). He had stitches placed without any painkillers, and they took nearly four weeks to heal. He can never do any true skateboarding again. __________________

12-5-2007, 12:11 AM	#50
ledwix Giant Pi Operator Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: California Age: 33 Posts: 2,878	Re: most retarded moments EVER!!! About two weeks ago a seagull overhead crapped on my eye.

12-5-2007, 12:59 AM	#51
reddarkd Lawl Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Bethesda Age: 35 Posts: 204	Re: most retarded moments EVER!!! My friend made a government project with Chuck Norris as his candidate Only thing is he thought it would be a good idea to decorate the poster with Chuck Norris jokes such as ~Chuck Norris doesnt ***bag the Ladies.. he potatoe sacks them Our teacher nearly died

12-5-2007, 01:31 AM	#52
who_cares973 FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: :U Age: 35 Posts: 15,407	Re: most retarded moments EVER!!! wow so many stories..........um this one time me and a couple of my friends decided to break into an empty house and light a couple of m80's and some bottle rockets..bad day for the house >.> me and the same group of friends all got up at around 3 or 4am and sprayed water all over the street during the winter 4 cars now have dents um we tied a bottle rocket to a squirrel and we changed about 200 freshman online school passwords in 4 different school theres more but i dont feel like typing __________________

12-5-2007, 01:37 AM	#53
DJ_Swabber Is feckin' leget, betch.™ Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: lokl Age: 35 Posts: 511	Re: most retarded moments EVER!!! This one time, Shayne stole my pictures and pretended he was Jamie, and people said I was an "OMG JAMIE WANNA BE SLUT LOKL". Good times. xDDD __________________ JOIN the Spartans or DIEEEEE. =D (go to my random thought)

12-5-2007, 01:56 AM	#54
HyrulianKip FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: my house. duh. Posts: 7	Re: most retarded moments EVER!!! during a spelling bee, i slipped my toungue and spelt burglar wrong. >_> that was an easy one too.

12-5-2007, 07:45 AM	#56
purebloodtexan FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: In front of the speakers, banging my head until I get a nosebleed. Age: 32 Posts: 2,845	Re: most retarded moments EVER!!! -Me and Joe were doing the annual New Years fireworks (three years ago, I think) and he decided to light a bottle rocket in the tree. It nearly broke a window in the house across the street. -In the last one, we originally didn't have a base for our bottle rockets (I eventually used my innovative skills to make one out of a small cardboard box and an Ozarka water bottle). Until then, we stuck them in the ground and lit them. Seeing how we had the least bit of success, we tried lighting three at once. All of them flew into the neighbor's yard (the one that has all of the expensive Christmas decorations) and nearly lit it on fire. Me and Joe ran to put them out. __________________

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