SM Scores 2006-2010

[ieatyourlvllol]

Originally Posted by Gundam-Dude

lecturing stepmaniers at stepmania university probably

StepMania University
From Pseudopedia, the fake encyclopedia

StepMania University (SMU) is a private research university located in Rhythm Valley, at the base of Mount Sirius. The institution was founded by Dr. StepMan Iaspret Tyserious in 2009 in response to the increasing stagnation of the field of rhythm gaming. SMU has an approximate machine score of 100 million, most of which is used for research.

The university has 3 schools, containing a total of 11 academic departments. The selections process at SMU is competitive to the point that there are usually only a few people per department.

Some of the popular classes are as follows:

StepFile Aesthetics
Instructor: Professor midare
Course Description: StepFile Aesthetics investigates the metaphysical existence of ideal arrow placement. Professor midare has taken the liberty of integrating an immersive element to the course by requiring students to attend and participate while blindfolded. This aspect, he speculates, will further contribute to a firsthand experience of cardiocentric harmonic resonance.

Jumpstream Theory
Instructor: Professor cetaka
Course Description: Jumpstream Theory deals with the inherent mathematical precepts of Jumpstreamian manifolds. The primary concentration is on morphisms of the various mappings of dual arrow occurrences amongst singular distributions. The course touches upon the fundamentals behind the categories (surjective, bijective, injective) of functional generation as it pertains to StepFiles.

The Economics of StepMania
Instructor: Professor bender
Course Description: This field of study involves the holistic interpretation and analysis of micro-, meso-, and macro- economic systems within the social realm of StepMania. Professor bender, interim head of the United States StepMania Treasury, has also incorporated machine score accountancy into the course, with the hope that individuals well versed in the assessment of StepMania achievement will have a better overall understanding of the subjective ascription of legitimacy.

==PLANETARY PHYSICS==
Instructor: Professor midare
Course Description: A relatively new discipline in physics, ==PLANETARY PHYSICS== focuses on systematically improving the accuracy of the registry of the elusive stargroup formations. To date, there are fourteen incomplete bodies and one unresolved body, a milestone recently attained by Professor midare himself.

Twistedalian Philosophy
Instructor: Professor Steve Cheng
Course Description:

Pinnipedian Preservation
Instructor: Professor Puppet
Course Description: wat

[HighAndr0id]

i once asked my guidance counselor if I should apply to stepmania university. she said i didn't have the maths

[Sakish]

Well i am a new instructor on that school.
Teaching kids how to shakeshake

[NekoGon]

ieat that is awesome haha
also gtell what

[midare]

[Chauster]

[iCeCuBEz v2]

Originally Posted by AOD_ELEMENT

cetaka i hope you were kidding about that DS part but heres a way better improved one of it

what

you cut your cbs on marisa in half in like a day -_-

[Minion133]

gay

[irionman]

yay?

[Chauster]

Originally Posted by Minion133

i would estimate that about 2167 of your posts are this

[Bluearrowll]

2168 now.

[Gundam-Dude]

Stepmania College

[ferrari93]

lol nice classic music iroinman.

dang i fc'd this

[SkySeal]

**** this game its too hard

[Bluearrowll]

with dGK

[Minion133]

gay

[Sakish]

Lol requesting a vid for that iri onman.
ya rite heavenseal

EDIT:
since ieat's thread is closed, here are some of his best posts

Originally Posted by ieatyourlvllol

Anonymous: *911*

Operator: Yes, may I help you?

Anonymous: Why, yes! I'd like to report a StepMania fight in progress.

Operator: Please hold.

*DDR music*

Officer: This is the Rhythm Police speaking. What seems to be the problem?

Anonymous: My neighbor Iri Onman is getting beat up by a bunch of StepMania bullies.

Officer: Okay. Can you give him the phone?

Anonymous: Sure.

*brief pause*

Iri Onman: WELP! I'M GETTING OWNED!

Officer: To file a request with the SMAC Rhythm Police, please obtain and fill out form 573P-M4N14 in compliance with the Standard StepMania Complaint Protocol. We regularly respond on February 29th of years indivisible by 4.

Iri Onman: Wait...what?! This is seri-NO, ISAAC! NOT IN THE MACHINE SCORE! AAAAUGH! MY BEAUTIFUL MACHINE SCORE!

*click*

Isaac: hi ieat

...

aaaaugh

Originally Posted by ieatyourlvllol

Dear Santa,

I'm well aware that I usually ask for such items as sealhats and speed pills, but circumstances have changed quite drastically.

You see, I suffer from the unrelenting belligerence of a certain bully at the Braggenbjord StepMania Academy. I'll avoid mentioning his name for fear of this message being intercepted, but just so you know, it rhymes with "McIsaac". Every day at school, he antagonizes me to the fullest extent of his ability, never balking at the opportunity to throw paper arrowplanes at me in class, push me down a 48th staircase, or, or...PUT ME IN HIS STEPMANIA LOCKER!!! T_T

Yes, I realize that I am powerful enough to put an end to this abuse, but, but...HE GOT AN 'A' on REINCARNATION!!! And did you even see what he did to my classmate, Winndose Kebord, back in '98? Of course you did! Poor Winndose had to ask you for an improved health warranty to cover for all the keys that were punched out. He couldn't even smile for a year because his entire home row was missing! Remember - this ordeal was a decade ago! That brat's combo breakers hadn't even dropped!

As has been clearly demonstrated, I am simply too intimidated by "McIssac" to not let him beat me up and take my marvelouses, bro. Furthermore, if he didn't have a solitary vent for his malicious nature, the cost to the populace would be devastating. Simfile premiums would skyrocket! Machines scores would drop like Dossar's MA on a slow song!

I guess it's up to me to take the heat for my stepbros. It would be nice if I had a slight recess, though. My idea was to summon the help of the StepMythological creature, midare. However, I haven't talked to him since the beginning of November, when he presented me with a magnificent, handcrafted OP. It seems like it has been forever. Anyways, since then, midare has been meditating in the astral plane, assimilating the celestial essence of accuracy into the fiber of his being. He was last sighted on ==PLANET KARMA==, which he destroyed after a particularly intense session. Most unfortunately, I hear his Exospatial Psionic Aura is so immense that it inhibits terrestrial attempts at communication.

Thus, as I know it is within your power to contact him, I ask only that you deliver my request for assistance. I don't know whether or not midare will offer his support, but I can contend that it's definitely worth the shot. FYI: the last time I rolled down a 48th staircase, I broke my combo! Oh, and that confounded locker is giving me cramps!

He will be remembered

[NekoGon]

Originally Posted by midare

[Chauster]

[iCeCuBEz v2]

yay