DDR all the way...

[nforcer06164]

Oh, man. Are we talking about something completely original, or Godstyle again?

[sleeplessdragn]

Um, vocoders. I'm having some uploading issues; it's done, but the internet hates me.

[Tibs]

Hey guys, I'm writing Chapter 7 when I get back from work.

Trust me. I have a plan.

[nforcer06164]

You don't need a plan for DDR All The Way. You just start typing, and once you're done typing, you're done.

[mead1]

Tibs ran his chapter ideas past me. I approve. Dibs on chapter 8 for the FINAL CONCLUSION.

[Tibs]

DDR – All The Way: 7th Mix
The one with the clever title.

It had been many months now since that fateful night where Rita’s life turned around. She could remember the screams of her friend Yuri clearly, but it no longer frightened her. She had accepted who she was. She was no longer the super-kuwaii DDR addict, as she had grown unfit from her new life-style. She knew exactly what she was now.

A pot-smoking, cannibalistic freak.

Rita was excited to see her new roommate ad published in the paper. It had been getting difficult finding victims for her endless hunger now that the police force was cracking down on cannibalism, so Rita had to take a more subtle approach. She would let potential roommates visit her home, but they would not leave. Their flesh would feed a starving Rita, who could sometimes go days without eating, and their bones would be buried in the backyard, or used in some sick ritual, or possibly ground up and smoked.

But something was bothering Rita.

Ever since she had met Rick, she never felt the same. There was something about him that she could never forget. She thought, fantasized even, about him every day. She longed to wrap her lips around his hard, throbbing cock. She wanted to feel him inside her. She wanted his tongue where Lolita’s had been before.

Not knowing what to do, Rita logged onto teenhelp.org and made a post.

“hay gais i dunt no wut to do i met this boi b4 nd he woz so hot an i cnt stop finkin bout im but he luvs the cock wut shold i do?????????????????????????”

Rita bitterly masturbated for the next 15 minutes. When she came back, there was a response from ‘I_hAtE_mY_lYfE’. She read it aloud to herself.

“hay lol welcum 2 teh forams lol i fink ur problum iz dat u r in luv wiv da boi srry i cnt help moar lol hop u r ok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

It made so much sense to Rita. She could never get him out of her mind. She had never felt the same way about a boy before. It had to be love. Rita decided that she would do whatever it took to be with him. She had to think of a way, and it would take all of her cunning.

“Well, he likes boys... So he would only be interested in me if I were a boy too.”

Suddenly an idea came to Rita. She let out a gasp and set off to her family doctor: Doctor X.


“A sex change!? Are you absolutely sure?”, inquired Doctor X.
“Positive.” replied Rita, nodding her head.
“Well, I’m in no position to argue. I’ll do the operation if you can get me $1,000,000.”

Rita began to wonder why she was still associated with this extortionate doctor, but then she remembered that it was he who had ‘forgot’ to fill out the paperwork when her father had an operation to remove a bullet from his spine, and it was he who had ‘found’ Rita those spare kidneys she needed for her operation all those years ago.

She thought hard about a way to earn a million dollars on the entire journey home, but to no avail. It was not until later that evening when something happened as she was watching homoerotic snuff movies.

“We interrupt this sickening display of mankinds most morbid desires to bring you a convenient plot point.” Said an announcer.

“To celebrate it’s complete dominance of the dance game genre after the successful law-suit against RoXoR for the use of the word ‘Max’ in a song title, Konami are holding the biggest DDR tournament of all time, with a grand prize of 1 million dollars. All potential players should report to their nearest participating arcade for a flyer detaling exactly how to enter. Good luck, and the rich guy above us all wants me to pretend he cares if you’ll be there.”

Rita’s normal program continued, but she was no longer interested. This was her answer. If she could return herself to her old shape, and give up her disgusting habits, she might be able to get the operation and be with the man she loves.

- Will Rita be able to return to her old ways?
- Will Rita win the tournament?
- Will she ever find true hapiness?

Find out all this and more in THE EXCITING FINALE!

[sleeplessdragn]

Here's the latest recording, redone by me.

Click Me

I got a little lazy on this one, I'm busy raiding in WoW and fixing up songs for submission.

[nforcer06164]

OMG Amazing.

[sleeplessdragn]

Props to you for how you said "marijuana".

[mead1]

I will try to write the finale next saturday.

[Shadow_God_10]

GOGOGOGO

[Omeganitros]

*bump for greatness*

[Tibs]

omg the pressure on mead must be intense

[mead1]

Honestly, I probably won't do it today. I'm thinking more like Thursday. I'm pretty lazy.

[SwtDevilOfHell]

I AM SOO FREAKING BORED

[nforcer06164]

Cool, Soo Freaking Bored. I'm nforcer06164.

[mead1]

I lied. I am probably not going to write this ever.

[nforcer06164]

Failure.

[Tibs]

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[mead1]

Fine. I'll write it. It might be today, since I have about eight hours with which to do nothing.