TWG CLVII: The Perfect Blowjob Signups Thread

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  • ShadoWolfe
    FFR Player
    • Jun 2009
    • 171
    #16
    Re: TWG CLVII: The Perfect Blowjob Signups Thread

    Originally posted by thesunfan
    Whatever restaurant you work at, they've sure got you earning your paycheck
    Ain't that the fuckin truth! It's a fancy four star Italian restaurant in cooking at, and I'm just doing it as a temp gig to raise cash quickly because of the amount of hours available.

    They're super short staffed though because the executive chef is out on dialysis, and all the seasonal hires just left to go back to school. So there's just me and one other line Chef covering five stations (sautée, pastas, pizzas, salads, desserts), and it gets pretty intense when rush hits.

    But yeah, I'm doing it full time atm and it's about 30m driving distance, so normally 2:00-11pm PST I'll be unavailable most days. Still looking forward to this Perfect Blowjob after I get home every night though





    Originally posted by Hakulyte
    I followed the "by the book" play, but I was reading the "not to do" page.
    Originally posted by XelNya
    " I'd suck a dick in a dark, dark alley."
    Originally posted by YoshL
    "i gave you 20 ducks, and spent a lot of time making one of them quack, and pointed at the particular one and asked "is that one the worst quacker"" ... "you could still give somewhat of an answer based on the quality of the quacks, and the other random quacks from the ducks surrounding that weren't the center of focus."
    Originally posted by mellon_collie
    "I love Wolfe's duck avi so much. Shado's Duck Shrine is the best!!

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      • thesunfan
        Role Tide
        Sectional Moderator
        • May 2011
        • 10859
        #17
        Re: TWG CLVII: The Perfect Blowjob Signups Thread

        I asked a really large Skype chatroom I'm in to give me an adjective and a noun, and the first to answer gave me "Perfect Blowjob" so yeah

        I didn't feel like naming this game
        Originally posted by Vendetta21
        Did you get a chance to kill that deadbeat sonuvabitch boyfriend of danceguys', "sunfan"? i hate that fucker. he's a stupid head. i'm way smarter and funnier and prettier and richer and more sensitive than him, and like i can get drunk and still hold complex logical conversations n shit and i bet that fucker cant.
        Originally posted by XelNya
        I'd suck a dick in a dark, dark alley.
        Originally posted by star-crossed
        (Someone helpfully lectured us in postgame that we voted out the wrong inactive player with COVID on Day 1.)

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          • ShadoWolfe
            FFR Player
            • Jun 2009
            • 171
            #18
            Re: TWG CLVII: The Perfect Blowjob Signups Thread

            Ah, makes sense. I like the name though, I think it describes TWG rather aptly





            Originally posted by Hakulyte
            I followed the "by the book" play, but I was reading the "not to do" page.
            Originally posted by XelNya
            " I'd suck a dick in a dark, dark alley."
            Originally posted by YoshL
            "i gave you 20 ducks, and spent a lot of time making one of them quack, and pointed at the particular one and asked "is that one the worst quacker"" ... "you could still give somewhat of an answer based on the quality of the quacks, and the other random quacks from the ducks surrounding that weren't the center of focus."
            Originally posted by mellon_collie
            "I love Wolfe's duck avi so much. Shado's Duck Shrine is the best!!

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              • botchi246
                Keepin it Real since '05
                • Mar 2005
                • 614
                #19
                Re: TWG CLVII: The Perfect Blowjob Signups Thread

                Y'all going down.... On me

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                  • YoshL
                    Celestial Harbor
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    FFR Music Producer
                    • Aug 2008
                    • 6156
                    #20
                    Re: TWG CLVII: The Perfect Blowjob Signups Thread

                    gonna just spectate this game so last game doesn't happen again w/ mwc still happening


                    Originally posted by Charu
                    Only yours, for an easy price of $19.99! You too can experience the wonders of full motion rump sticking.

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                      • Funnygurl555
                        T-Force's Rival
                        • Dec 2010
                        • 1865
                        #21
                        Re: TWG CLVII: The Perfect Blowjob Signups Thread

                        in

                        GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
                        Originally posted by MixMasterLar
                        is funny eaman?
                        Can you like not use those stupid names right now? Took me long enough to get these screen names straight in my head
                        Originally posted by the sun fan
                        GET DUNKED FUNNY
                        (eaman is her name irl, friend)

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                          • blindreper1179
                            Vice President Of TGB
                            • Jun 2006
                            • 5901
                            #22
                            Re: TWG CLVII: The Perfect Blowjob Signups Thread

                            I would like to sign up for a perfect blow job please.


                            You guys have fun with the game.
                            Originally posted by thesunfan
                            absolutely I want to vomit on your face irl
                            Originally posted by choof
                            It was like trying to throw logic at a fuckin brick wall lmao
                            Originally posted by choof
                            whats more dense, a black hole or an icyworld file
                            Originally posted by Celirra
                            I've never been so disappointed by a man from Alabama than I am right now

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                              • thesunfan
                                Role Tide
                                Sectional Moderator
                                • May 2011
                                • 10859
                                #23
                                Re: TWG CLVII: The Perfect Blowjob Signups Thread

                                Originally posted by blindreper1179
                                I would like to sign up for a perfect blow job please.


                                You guys have fun with the game.
                                miss you bud
                                Originally posted by Vendetta21
                                Did you get a chance to kill that deadbeat sonuvabitch boyfriend of danceguys', "sunfan"? i hate that fucker. he's a stupid head. i'm way smarter and funnier and prettier and richer and more sensitive than him, and like i can get drunk and still hold complex logical conversations n shit and i bet that fucker cant.
                                Originally posted by XelNya
                                I'd suck a dick in a dark, dark alley.
                                Originally posted by star-crossed
                                (Someone helpfully lectured us in postgame that we voted out the wrong inactive player with COVID on Day 1.)

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                                  • Funnygurl555
                                    T-Force's Rival
                                    • Dec 2010
                                    • 1865
                                    #24
                                    Re: TWG CLVII: The Perfect Blowjob Signups Thread

                                    Originally posted by MixMasterLar
                                    is funny eaman?
                                    Can you like not use those stupid names right now? Took me long enough to get these screen names straight in my head
                                    Originally posted by the sun fan
                                    GET DUNKED FUNNY
                                    (eaman is her name irl, friend)

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                                      • storn42
                                        RIP Storn D0-D0
                                        FFR Simfile Author
                                        • Jun 2012
                                        • 3474
                                        #25
                                        Re: TWG CLVII: The Perfect Blowjob Signups Thread

                                        Contemplating joining this..... part of me is like "you need to join out of habbit" but the other part of me is like "you aren't mentally ready to join this and will have to replace out"


                                        Originally posted by Xiz
                                        "I think storn is town but he doesn't have a shirt on" - Roundbox
                                        Originally posted by the sun fan
                                        I have beat my meat to storn's posts no less than four times


                                        Originally posted by ShadoWolfe


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                                          • _Zenith_
                                            Accuracy Player
                                            • Mar 2011
                                            • 4629
                                            #26
                                            Re: TWG CLVII: The Perfect Blowjob Signups Thread

                                            I can swap to an active slot now~

                                            In





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                                              • pedolad
                                                FFR Player
                                                • Oct 2010
                                                • 248
                                                #27
                                                Re: TWG CLVII: The Perfect Blowjob Signups Thread

                                                oh boy, here we go again

                                                in

                                                as replacement

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                                                  • Xiz
                                                    TWG Chaos
                                                    FFR Simfile Author
                                                    • Feb 2012
                                                    • 3399
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: TWG CLVII: The Perfect Blowjob Signups Thread

                                                    if we can start within the next 48 hours i can do this game, if not imma need to out

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                                                      • Charu
                                                        Snivy! Dohoho!
                                                        FFR Simfile Author
                                                        • Mar 2006
                                                        • 6207
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: TWG CLVII: The Perfect Blowjob Signups Thread

                                                        All these ultimatums.


                                                        Originally posted by JohnRedWolf87
                                                        Charu the red-nosed Snivy
                                                        Had a very shiny nose
                                                        And if you ever saw it
                                                        You could even say it glows

                                                        All of the other Snivies
                                                        Used to laugh and call him names
                                                        They never let poor Charu
                                                        Join in any Snivy games

                                                        (Click the arrow to see the rest)


                                                        Originally posted by Vendetta21
                                                        All in all I would say that Charu not only won this game, his play made me reconsider how I play it.

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                                                          • Funnygurl555
                                                            T-Force's Rival
                                                            • Dec 2010
                                                            • 1865
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: TWG CLVII: The Perfect Blowjob Signups Thread

                                                            I'm actually in about the same situation as xiz. I don't want to play TWG whIle I'm at school because inactivity.

                                                            gaaame ;_;
                                                            Originally posted by MixMasterLar
                                                            is funny eaman?
                                                            Can you like not use those stupid names right now? Took me long enough to get these screen names straight in my head
                                                            Originally posted by the sun fan
                                                            GET DUNKED FUNNY
                                                            (eaman is her name irl, friend)

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