TSR's Summer FFR Golf Tournament!

[ryuyasha]

Originally Posted by TheSaxRunner05

Round Three!
Round Ends 11:59 P.M. on Monday, 6/17/13!

Round Two!
Round Ends 11:59 P.M. on Monday, 6/17/13!

Well then I guess that's a wrap.
I feel as though I should clap.
At the rate of this turnover
the tournament's already over.
And now it is time for a nap.

[Viisbyxa]

I can't play at all today because I'm still tired, managed an improvement on Endless Dream though. I had a AAA on Mother of God until like 800 combo and screwed up, hopefully I have time/ability tomorrow to fix it.

[Guest15937]

(I swear Endless Dream feels like a 50+)

Definitely better than what I had last night, but still way out of range of Drizzle and Bobo.

[Valrog]

Originally Posted by ryuyasha

Well then I guess that's a wrap.
I feel as though I should clap.
At the rate of this turnover
the tournament's already over.
And now it is time for a nap.

Why, you silly ol' chap
you should not tip your hat
until all of the bustling is through.
We simply concluded round two
and we're back up to bat!

[drizzleRomanceGirl]

Yes! I blackflagged Moter of God. ^.^

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[TheSaxRunner05]

I fixed the date on the top post but not the bottom =(

[Wayward Vagabond]

Originally Posted by Valrog

Why, you silly ol' chap
you should not tip your hat
until all of the bustling is through.
We simply concluded round two
and we're back up to bat!

Stop it what are you doing
A brawl with me that's what's coming
You stop with the rhymes
I'll count but 3 times
You best bet if you don't that I'm fighting

[AlexDest]

Originally Posted by Wayward Vagabond

Stop it what are you doing
A brawl with me that's what's coming
You stop with the rhymes
I'll count but 3 times
You best bet if you don't that I'm fighting

your limericks blow like bluegrass.
don't you know? your rhymes are so crass.
it's quite evident,
you're not intelligent;
my rhymes, you will never outclass.

[TheSaxRunner05]

Updated again
Nice =)

I'll pick the winners tonight

[TheSaxRunner05]

Limerick Spon Con Winners!

1st Place - Axith! - 25,000 - Credits

On just the very first date,
he asked her if she would mate.
With a spraying of mace,
and a slap to the face,
he resolved, that night, to masturbate.

2nd Place - Wayward Vagabond - 20,000 Credits

i'm tired but i'll give this a try
fuck you for putting me in D5
you're kind of a bitch
go die in a ditch
alright. I guess that it's now, bye.

3rd Place - Viisbyxa - 15k

Listen well, for I have a tale to tell,
But first my fears I must quell.
My voice is steady, I'm almost ready,
but I dropped mom's spaghetti;
You're leaving already? Oh, hell.

10k for everyone else!-
Ninty64 - 10k
drizzleRomanceGirl - 10k
ssbmchamp - 10k
evanescence_death4ever - 10k

Thanks for everyone who participated, payout will begin shortly.

[ssbmchamp]

Originally Posted by Wayward Vagabond

Stop it what are you doing
A brawl with me that's what's coming
You stop with the rhymes
I'll count but 3 times
You best bet if you don't that I'm fighting

And the award for worst limerick goes to
Wayward Vagabond, cuz you clearly have no clue
how to properly rhyme
just stop, you're behind
I'm way better, you suck, whatcha gon' do?

[yo man im awesome]

laugh

[AlexDest]

Originally Posted by ssbmchamp

And the award for worst limerick goes to
Wayward Vagabond, cuz you clearly have no clue
how to properly rhyme
just stop, you're behind
I'm way better, you suck, whatcha gon' do?

rhyme doesn't rhyme with behind
ps your rhythm pattern is terrible get outta here

[FissionMailed1]

Both of you in this "rap battle":

[qqwref]

Your limerick's stresses are wrong;
Some lines are too short or too long.
If you do it right
You'll find that it might
Come out sounding much like a song.

[TheSaxRunner05]

They say I got a way with words,
more than the sum off all you turds.
Don't be crampin' my style,
I'll beat you by a mile!
The chance of my defeat is absurd.

[Wayward Vagabond]

Originally Posted by ssbmchamp

And the award for worst limerick goes to
Wayward Vagabond, cuz you clearly have no clue
how to properly rhyme
just stop, you're behind
I'm way better, you suck, whatcha gon' do?

I insulted you how long ago?
all that time and it's this that you show?
man you're pathetic
A child, there, i said it
now go back to your dick and just blow.

[yo man im awesome]

dam

[axith]

have some scores, I should improve them.

[ssbmchamp]

Originally Posted by Wayward Vagabond

I insulted you how long ago?
all that time and it's this that you show?
man you're pathetic
A child, there, i said it
now go back to your dick and just blow.

I'm not worried about your insults of the past
I'm saying you suck based on your second to last
Limerick you posted
Battle me you'll get toasted
Now stop trying cuz i'll whoop you're ass.