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  • Charu
    Snivy! Dohoho!
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Mar 2006
    • 6207

    #61
    Re: Weirdest ad I've ever seen

    Snivy kind of doesn't know what to say about that.


    Originally posted by JohnRedWolf87
    Charu the red-nosed Snivy
    Had a very shiny nose
    And if you ever saw it
    You could even say it glows

    All of the other Snivies
    Used to laugh and call him names
    They never let poor Charu
    Join in any Snivy games

    (Click the arrow to see the rest)


    Originally posted by Vendetta21
    All in all I would say that Charu not only won this game, his play made me reconsider how I play it.

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    • FissionMailed1
      FFR Player
      • Feb 2012
      • 1267

      #62
      Re: Weirdest ad I've ever seen



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      • .Rarity
        FFR Player
        • Sep 2011
        • 509

        #63
        Re: Weirdest ad I've ever seen

        heil satan

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        • Izzy
          Snek
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Jan 2003
          • 9195

          #64
          Re: Weirdest ad I've ever seen

          Originally posted by Arntonach
          Damnit Izzy, now I have to bring out the big guns.

          Now that is abstract.

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          • Arntonach
            Owlbears Rock!
            • Mar 2012
            • 2494

            #65
            Re: Weirdest ad I've ever seen

            I gave her kimono because it is kawaii ugu~
            pack of hard stuffs

            pack of my stuffs

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            • Izzy
              Snek
              FFR Simfile Author
              • Jan 2003
              • 9195

              #66
              Re: Weirdest ad I've ever seen

              Ah, glad you pointed that out. I almost thought it was a Yukata.

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              • ilikexd
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Apr 2006
                • 3209

                #67
                Re: Weirdest ad I've ever seen

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                • Mollocephalus
                  Custom User Title
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 2608

                  #68
                  Re: Weirdest ad I've ever seen

                  i can't stop looking at that shit

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                  • Hateandhatred
                    "The Quebec Steparatist."
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 1974

                    #69
                    Re: Weirdest ad I've ever seen

                    <3
                    Forgot where I put my old sig lol

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                    • travman301
                      #swagdog
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 2641

                      #70
                      Re: Weirdest ad I've ever seen



                      ...what the serious fuck? Are the insurance companies like collaborating with weird old man pictures now?

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                      • TheDVDMan
                        FFR Player
                        • Aug 2011
                        • 34

                        #71
                        Re: Weirdest ad I've ever seen


                        illuminati

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                        • MinaciousGrace
                          FFR Player
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 4278

                          #72
                          Re: Weirdest ad I've ever seen

                          what kind of weird ass porn do you guys look at to get these targeted ads

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                          • qqwref
                            stepmania archaeologist
                            FFR Simfile Author
                            • Aug 2005
                            • 4092

                            #73
                            Re: Weirdest ad I've ever seen

                            weird old man porn
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                            Best SDG: PANTS (86)
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                            • DossarLX ODI
                              Batch Manager
                              Game Manager
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              • Mar 2008
                              • 15004

                              #74
                              Re: Weirdest ad I've ever seen

                              The one Travman posted is displayed on AIM.

                              Originally posted by travman301


                              ...what the serious fuck? Are the insurance companies like collaborating with weird old man pictures now?
                              Originally posted by hi19hi19
                              oh boy, it's STIFF, I'll stretch before I sit down at the computer so not I'm not as STIFF next time I step a file

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                              • A2P
                                FFR Veteran
                                • Apr 2009
                                • 3127

                                #75
                                Re: Weirdest ad I've ever seen

                                Since we're on the topic of weird ads, this was a myspace ad I saw in 2005

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