09-29-2009, 08:13 PM | #1 |
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I need help guys
There's a bunch of birds outside my window eating another bird and they won't stfu. What can I tell them so they can go home? I NEED HELP OMFG
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09-29-2009, 08:15 PM | #2 |
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Re: I need help guys
Tell them "coo".
Then sing "I'm like a bird, I only fly away. I don't know where my home is; I don't know where my soul is." It makes them go all emo inside and fly away.
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09-29-2009, 08:16 PM | #3 |
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Re: I need help guys
If they aren't rare birds, then guns work too.
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09-29-2009, 08:45 PM | #4 |
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Re: I need help guys
I'm pretty sure they can hear it already cause I blast dat **** hardcore every day all day on my 1.5 THz speakers
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09-29-2009, 08:45 PM | #5 |
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Re: I need help guys
Waterhose
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09-29-2009, 09:51 PM | #6 |
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Re: I need help guys
Last time I checked, there was no waterhose in my room, and I'm a fat lazy **** (40 years old living in my ma's house) so yeah. Need quick and helpful solution, guys.
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09-29-2009, 10:05 PM | #7 |
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Re: I need help guys
lmao ahahahahahahaha I miss this guy
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09-29-2009, 10:05 PM | #8 |
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Re: I need help guys
A cat.
Or lots of them. Hell, just get a lion.
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