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  • orly101
    FFR Player
    • Sep 2006
    • 190
    #16
    Re: I lol'd when I heard this.

    Originally posted by Tokzic
    this sounds like one of the jokes we'd tell to screw around with foreigners
    lol

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      • TK_pavonineukon
        FFR Player
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Mar 2006
        • 164
        #17
        Re: I lol'd when I heard this.

        Chicken wrap keeps the porcupines out... for a while...

        But then, the chipmunks attack! In order to stop them you must shield them from sunlight (their main source of energy that expands their cheecks) by dipping them in a gallon of corn oil and then wrapping them in alluminum foil. And if you're hungry, try roasting your captured chipmunks over a fie. I guarantee you, they are a gourmet delicacy.
        Correct pronunciation of my s/n:

        (tē-kā'-păv'ə-nīn'-yū-kŏn)

        Abbreviations of my s/n that make me go or make me want to rip my eyeballs out of their sockets:

        pavon, pavonin (um... what's a pavonin???)

        Correct abbreviations that put a on my face:

        pav, pavo, TK_pav, pavonine (which is an actual word and I prefer it much more with the "e"), pkon, and anything else as long as it makes sense

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          • Zageron
            Zageron E. Tazaterra
            FFR Administrator
            • Apr 2007
            • 6592
            #18
            Re: I lol'd when I heard this.

            What the ****? Porcupines?

            What part of Canada are you going to?

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              • TC_=MaxXFreaK=
                FFR Player
                • Jun 2007
                • 230
                #19
                Re: I lol'd when I heard this.

                Originally posted by Zageron
                What the ****? Porcupines?

                What part of Canada are you going to?
                exactly.

                92% of the teenage population has switched to rap.
                If you are the 8% who ROCKS,
                copy & paste this in your signature.
                lol:
                [br][br]

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                  • RB_IcePh0enix
                    FFR Player
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 709
                    #20
                    Re: I lol'd when I heard this.

                    Porcupines are allergic to chickens, that's why.

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                      • OMGfat123
                        FFR Player
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 208
                        #21
                        Re: I lol'd when I heard this.

                        I live in Canada and you don't see me doing that...


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                          • TC_=MaxXFreaK=
                            FFR Player
                            • Jun 2007
                            • 230
                            #22
                            Re: I lol'd when I heard this.

                            you have a GARAHDGE lol dont make people sad.

                            92% of the teenage population has switched to rap.
                            If you are the 8% who ROCKS,
                            copy & paste this in your signature.
                            lol:
                            [br][br]

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                              • MoopToThePowerOfQ
                                FFR Veteran
                                • Feb 2007
                                • 77
                                #23
                                Re: I lol'd when I heard this.

                                haha wierd, i live in canada and i've never seen a porcupine

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                                  • Fasty50
                                    FFR Player
                                    • Dec 2006
                                    • 23
                                    #24
                                    Re: I lol'd when I heard this.

                                    wow....thasts pretty special im not going to lie

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                                      • DJ_Swabber
                                        Is feckin' leget, betch.™
                                        • Feb 2003
                                        • 511
                                        #25
                                        Re: I lol'd when I heard this.

                                        Drown your car in canola oil to avoid salmon attacks.

                                        JOIN the Spartans or DIEEEEE. =D (go to my random thought)

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                                          • spinal_compression
                                            FFR Player
                                            • Oct 2005
                                            • 3325
                                            #26
                                            Re: I lol'd when I heard this.

                                            I call BS!

                                            Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                                            oh. japanese song... lets put the american flag on that!

                                            Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                                            I do accept sexual favors as bribes.

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                                              • TC_=MaxXFreaK=
                                                FFR Player
                                                • Jun 2007
                                                • 230
                                                #27
                                                Re: I lol'd when I heard this.

                                                Originally posted by DJ_Swabber
                                                Drown your car in canola oil to avoid salmon attacks.
                                                lol @ avatar
                                                & srry for the bump

                                                92% of the teenage population has switched to rap.
                                                If you are the 8% who ROCKS,
                                                copy & paste this in your signature.
                                                lol:
                                                [br][br]

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                                                  • ninjaKIWI
                                                    plain old ugly ass dumbas
                                                    FFR Simfile Author
                                                    • Aug 2006
                                                    • 3305
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: I lol'd when I heard this.

                                                    Originally posted by Nightfirecat
                                                    We're on a road trip to Canada right now, and we were thinking of going on this hike.. So then my mom reads that if you are to park your car up there, you need to wrap it in chicken wire to protect from porcupines...

                                                    Chicken wire>Porcupine?
                                                    What do you think?
                                                    that's the gayest thing I've ever heard.

                                                    A: you wouldn't need to protect your car from porcupines.
                                                    B: People who think this are idiots.
                                                    Originally posted by Jewpinthethird
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                                                    "Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
                                                    "That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
                                                    "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
                                                    "Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.

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                                                      • SuperSonicX
                                                        FFR Player
                                                        • Aug 2006
                                                        • 528
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: I lol'd when I heard this.

                                                        Originally posted by ninjaKIWI
                                                        that's the gayest thing I've ever heard.

                                                        A: you wouldn't need to protect your car from porcupines.
                                                        B: People who think this are idiots.
                                                        Agreed. I mean why would a porcupine attack a car? I mean seriously a car is like 10x's the size of that rodent wannabe.
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                                                          • reddarkd
                                                            Lawl
                                                            • Jul 2005
                                                            • 194
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: I lol'd when I heard this.

                                                            Lmao chicken wire.. thats good

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