Isn't It Funny?

-xXo.oXx- · 08-7-2007, 08:58 PM

Isn't it funny how we're all so proud of ourselves? We're sitting here typing our thoughts and feelings down in a forum, and we are just so amazed at how good we can make words look. I myself, just totally love it. (Even though we should all be outside excersicing.) I think maybe most of us choose to sit here instead of doing housework, like me, for example. (Ha ha!) Story of our lives:

*Man comes home from work*: "Hi, honey. What's for supper?"
*Woman turns her head from the computer screen*: "I don't know, find something. We have leftovers in the fridge."
*Man walks to woman, and swings her office chair around to face him*: "You haven't made supper in three weeks. We've been eating McDonald's for every meal, and the 'leftovers' in the fridge are from last Christmas."
*Woman scowls*: "Well maybe you should be the 'housewife' as well as the working man!"
*Man takes hold of woman's shoulders*: "Now listen to me, you haven't been off that computer unless you're sleeping or going to the bathroom. It's time for you to get off your lazy ass, stop eating so many cheese puffies, and do SOMETHING!"
*Woman stands up, wipes her cheesey hands on her pants, and storms off to make supper*: "I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!"
*Man says to himself*: "At least now I have the computer to myself."

~HentaiXXX~ · 08-7-2007, 09:02 PM

Thanks for wasting my time...though it made me giggle a little.

Raziel_Darkeden · 08-7-2007, 09:17 PM

Cheesy puffies? Those sound good. I'd prefer cheesy poofs though.

Darkjakk · 08-7-2007, 09:35 PM

Would've been alot funnier if when the wife turned around in her little chair, the husband just hooked her right in the jaw.

JAMM17 · 08-7-2007, 11:05 PM

I thought it was funny, mainly cause I'm sleep deprived and should have gone to bed 3 hours ago so at that state, anythings funny, lol

Tails99 · 08-8-2007, 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkjakk

Would've been alot funnier if when the wife turned around in her little chair, the husband just hooked her right in the jaw.

Add that in. That made me laugh.

**v0lcom** · 08-8-2007, 04:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrPopadopalis25

I didn't laugh at the story, but I laughed at the poll results. Does that count?

rofl. now that's funny.

-xXo.oXx- · 08-8-2007, 09:44 AM

Well guys, I made this post just because I was bored. With my mind, I didn't know what was funny, and what wasn't. Even so - Enough with the mind-tearing comments. Thnx.

~HentaiXXX~ · 08-8-2007, 09:53 AM

Omg Mind-tearing Comment!!!!! D=

RB_Dreamscanner · 08-8-2007, 10:13 AM

...rofl

polarcow · 08-8-2007, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrPopadopalis25

I didn't laugh at the story, but I laughed at the poll results. Does that count?

true lol

callum111 · 08-9-2007, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by man

We've been eating McDonalds for the whole time!

Lolz

View Poll Results: Did you find the story funny? (Be Honest)
Yes	5	20.83%
No	19	79.17%
Voters: 24. You may not vote on this poll

08-7-2007, 08:58 PM	#1
-xXo.oXx- FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: In a cardboard box mansion. (I have three boxes!) Age: 32 Posts: 18	Isn't It Funny? Isn't it funny how we're all so proud of ourselves? We're sitting here typing our thoughts and feelings down in a forum, and we are just so amazed at how good we can make words look. I myself, just totally love it. (Even though we should all be outside excersicing.) I think maybe most of us choose to sit here instead of doing housework, like me, for example. (Ha ha!) Story of our lives: Man comes home from work: "Hi, honey. What's for supper?" Woman turns her head from the computer screen: "I don't know, find something. We have leftovers in the fridge." Man walks to woman, and swings her office chair around to face him: "You haven't made supper in three weeks. We've been eating McDonald's for every meal, and the 'leftovers' in the fridge are from last Christmas." Woman scowls: "Well maybe you should be the 'housewife' as well as the working man!" Man takes hold of woman's shoulders: "Now listen to me, you haven't been off that computer unless you're sleeping or going to the bathroom. It's time for you to get off your lazy ass, stop eating so many cheese puffies, and do SOMETHING!" Woman stands up, wipes her cheesey hands on her pants, and storms off to make supper: "I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!" Man says to himself: "At least now* I have the computer to myself.*" __________________ "I h8 people."

08-7-2007, 09:02 PM	#2
~HentaiXXX~ Banned Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Spalding, Nebraska, USA Age: 31 Posts: 2,955	Re: Isn't It Funny? Thanks for wasting my time...though it made me giggle a little.

08-7-2007, 09:17 PM	#3
Raziel_Darkeden FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 337	Re: Isn't It Funny? Cheesy puffies? Those sound good. I'd prefer cheesy poofs though. __________________

08-7-2007, 09:35 PM	#4
Darkjakk FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2003 Age: 32 Posts: 122	Re: Isn't It Funny? Would've been alot funnier if when the wife turned around in her little chair, the husband just hooked her right in the jaw. __________________ CHILDHOOD, n. The period of human life intermediate between the idiocy of infancy and the folly of youth

08-7-2007, 11:05 PM	#5
JAMM17 FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 35	Re: Isn't It Funny? I thought it was funny, mainly cause I'm sleep deprived and should have gone to bed 3 hours ago so at that state, anythings funny, lol Last edited by JAMM17; 08-7-2007 at 11:09 PM..

08-8-2007, 09:44 AM	#8
-xXo.oXx- FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: In a cardboard box mansion. (I have three boxes!) Age: 32 Posts: 18	Re: Isn't It Funny? Well guys, I made this post just because I was bored. With my mind, I didn't know what was funny, and what wasn't. Even so - Enough with the mind-tearing comments. Thnx. __________________ "I h8 people."

08-8-2007, 09:53 AM	#9
~HentaiXXX~ Banned Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Spalding, Nebraska, USA Age: 31 Posts: 2,955	Re: Isn't It Funny? Omg Mind-tearing Comment!!!!! D=

08-8-2007, 10:13 AM	#10
RB_Dreamscanner ☭Retired Top One Hander☭ Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: New York. Age: 30 Posts: 1,789	Re: Isn't It Funny? ...rofl __________________ "The Communist vision is the vision of man without God" Retired, Finished at rank 295, Top one hander on FFR

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