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Old 06-18-2007, 06:16 AM   #41
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TECHNICALLY (according to the Bible... which we know is all 100% fact) Satan was an angel who tried to take over heaven and therefore God evicted him from heaven and he became RULER OF HELL.

You should all know that. I'm not even religious and I know that.
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the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.
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Old 06-18-2007, 06:59 AM   #42
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Religion is a hoax.

MEGA FAIL.
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Old 06-18-2007, 07:24 AM   #43
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I always found that word hilarious. I'm not entirely sure why.
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Old 06-18-2007, 08:33 AM   #44
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I'm agnostic.
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Old 06-18-2007, 08:48 AM   #45
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I'm darkshark.
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Old 06-18-2007, 09:19 AM   #46
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Old 06-18-2007, 01:25 PM   #47
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Hey, if you don't believe in religion that's fine. I have a contract for you to sign; since you don't believe in the devil you shouldn't have any problems signing it. After you become part of this glorious club you will be sent a weekly newsletter and the head of your enemy. You decide...
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Old 06-18-2007, 03:33 PM   #48
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TECHNICALLY (according to the Bible... which we know is all 100% fact) Satan was an angel who tried to take over heaven and therefore God evicted him from heaven and he became RULER OF HELL.

You should all know that. I'm not even religious and I know that.
Actually, Satan doesn't technically rule hell. He roams the planet looking for souls. The souls he gets go to hell, but he doesn't actually reside there. Jeeze, I'm not even religious and I know that. Would I really get all that stuff if I sent $50 to that address though? lol
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Old 06-18-2007, 03:44 PM   #49
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Corey, I <3 you.
But by you I mean satan. You're up there, though.
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Old 06-18-2007, 03:58 PM   #50
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Actually, Satan doesn't technically rule hell. He roams the planet looking for souls. The souls he gets go to hell, but he doesn't actually reside there. Jeeze, I'm not even religious and I know that. Would I really get all that stuff if I sent $50 to that address though? lol
Yeah, "ruler of hell" was a general statement
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Old 06-18-2007, 09:44 PM   #51
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Yeah, he runs around the Earth, LIKE IN GHOST RIDER!
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