Silly (and Short) Choose Your Own Adventure Storybook

[drizzleRomanceGirl]

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John decides to fill the whale's blowhole with pepper and jump inside it to get blasted somewhere else. Luckily, he carries pepper and salt with him in case of emergencies like receiving food without any toppings! He fills the whale's blowhole with pepper and climbs inside it so that the whale will sneeze him out like a cannon. The whale sneezes and he is launched all the way to a beautiful desert oasis! The oasis has palm trees and a huge lake full of water. John...

1. looks for people in the oasis.
2. drinks some water from the lake.
3. climbs a palm tree to see what he can find in the Sahara Desert.
4. *write-in*

[drizzleRomanceGirl]

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This thread isn't on the front page anymore, so I'm going to bump it. Please refer to the above post and choose among the first three choices or make up your own choice.

[shadow 1800]

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3. climbs a palm tree to see what he can find in the Sahara Desert.

[drizzleRomanceGirl]

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John climbs a palm tree to see what he can find in the Sahara Desert. Once he gets to the top, he spots vast amounts of sand everywhere along with the burning sun, a lake about one-quarter of a mile in both length and width, plenty of other palm trees surrounding him, and...square-shaped houses made out of sand and clay! The houses are about one mile south of the oasis, and there seems to be a lot of people there. John decides to...

1. travel to the houses in the desert.
2. climb up all of the palm trees to find anything he may have missed.
3. relax in the cold lake and sun-bathe.
4. *write-in*

[James May]

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4. Wander to seek a stronger opponent and eats at a Chipotle (that's conveniently close to the oasis~)

[drizzleRomanceGirl]

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John decides to wander to seek a stronger opponent and eat at a Chipotle. You see, John has been wanting to seek an opponent to test his strength because it's tough being an adventurer without knowing how to protect yourself. However, first John would like to replenish himself and happens to be in the mood to eat Mexican food at a Chipotle restaurant. He knows that restaurants most likely would never be in a desert, but he miraculously comes across one while walking to the east! He walks inside and sees a young man at the front desk, waiting to seat customers. However, John unfortunately realizes that he doesn't have any money, so he can't order any food! John...

1. walks out of the restaurant in defeat and tries to find other kinds of food in the desert that aren't sold.
2. travels outside of the Sahara desert to ask his parents to take him to a Chipotle restaurant and pay for him.
3. decides to steal some money from someone inside the Chipotle restaurant in such a way that the young man who seats guests won't notice him.
4. *write-in*

[drizzleRomanceGirl]

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This thread isn't on the front page anymore, so I would like to bring it back to the front page. ^.^ Please refer to the above post and choose among the first three choices or make up your own choice.

[Frenegade]

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4. asks nicely enough, and gets a free burrito with his favorite cheese and salsa combo. Upon finishing, he suddenly (and with no warning) gets sucked in to an episode of the Simpsons (from the first ten seasons).

[drizzleRomanceGirl]

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John decides to ask the host of the restaurant if he will give him free food. Luckily, the host knows how life-threatening it can be to be stranded in the middle of the desert, so he gives John a free burrito made with gouda cheese and salsa with mild spiciness. John thinks the burrito is delicious and thanks the host for the free meal.

Season 6 Episode 8 Lisa on Ice

All of a sudden, John finds himself in the middle of an ice hockey game where half the audience is rooting for a boy named Bart and the other half is rooting for a girl named Lisa. Should John join Bart's team, Lisa's team, be on his own team and try to stop both teams from scoring, or join the audience?

1. join Bart's team
2. join Lisa's team
3. be on his own team
4. join the audience
5. *write-in*

[drizzleRomanceGirl]

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I would like to bump this thread because I think it has the potential to be a really fun game.

[Frenegade]

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4. join the audience

[drizzleRomanceGirl]

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John joins the audience of the ice hockey game and decides to see how things play out. The game is tied 3 to 3 and because Bart was knocked down during the game, he is allowed one last penalty shot to break the tie and decide the winner. Bart is getting ready to fire the hockey puck and score a goal past Lisa and into the goal post. At first, they were ready to decide the winning team, but as they thought about their time together as brother and sister, they decided to leave the game as a tie and hug each other. Most of the audience breaks into mass hysteria because there was no winner, and they start to fight to the death to fuel their anger. John decides to...

1. try to stop everyone from fighting.
2. join in the fight.
3. congratulate Bart and Lisa for believing that love is more important than winning.
4. *write-in*

[drizzleRomanceGirl]

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I would like to bump this thread again since it's off the front page. ^.^

[James May]

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4. escape via pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows.

[drizzleRomanceGirl]

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John decides to escape the ice hockey stadium via pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows. The unicorns fly down from above and sweep John off his feet. In a flash, John arises with the unicorns and they fly in unison all the way to the top of the rainbow in the distance. Their magical powers allow everyone on the rainbow to stay afloat, and once john and all the unicorns land, they suddenly start dancing the Hula! Should John...

1. thank the unicorns for saving him while they're dancing?
2. join in and dance the Hula with the unicorns?
3. jump off the rainbow immediately and hope he lands somewhere safe?
4. try to murder the unicorns in a killing spree?
5. *write-in*