Tell Me Your Funny Saying

Gaylord123plusgay · 07-28-2007, 08:42 PM

lemme know what your favorite funny sayings or comebacks are...

Mine are...

"Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?"

"well i changed my mind.
great! does the new one work better?"

ThAnks

jchinzilla · 07-28-2007, 09:49 PM

madmatt621 · 07-28-2007, 10:06 PM

"Shut up and spank the monkey!!!"

FTW!!!

JurseyRider734 · 07-28-2007, 10:06 PM

when the river runs red, take the dirt road instead

jchinzilla · 07-28-2007, 10:08 PM

two in the blood and one in the mud

g4z33b0 · 07-29-2007, 12:22 AM

two in the squirt one in the dirt

**mellonxcollie** · 07-28-2007, 10:08 PM

You fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus.

Best pickup line ever.

lord_carbo · 07-28-2007, 10:08 PM

Two in the pink, one in the stink

**Adamaja456** · 07-28-2007, 10:10 PM

who's gay?

i say that a lot for some reason

Xezial · 07-28-2007, 11:03 PM

Why Couldn't You Get Pistachio? You Had To Get Vanilla?
Dood, You're Irish?

jewpinthethird · 07-28-2007, 11:06 PM

two in the goo, one in the poo.

**blindreper1179** · 07-28-2007, 11:07 PM

bowling ball grip

jchinzilla · 07-28-2007, 11:25 PM

two in the snapper one in the crapper

**Starshot** · 07-28-2007, 11:54 PM

"Well sex me sideways, kiddies!"

kokimiyoi Ichigo · 07-29-2007, 12:09 AM

I never apologize.
I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.

ha..lmao

One bright morning...
in the middle of the night,
two dead boys came out to fight.
they stood back to back
and faced each other
drew their swords
and shot each other.
the deaf policeman heard the noise
and came to kill
those two dead boys.
If u dont believe my story
its true ask the blind man he saw it too!

A day without sunshine is like night.

dont look at me in that tone of voice.

this one made me laugh hard!

7/5 of the population doesn't understand fractions

**phe0nixblade** · 07-29-2007, 12:14 AM

bstl
Inside joke with friends meaning "balls stuck to leg."

SimpsonFreak345 · 07-29-2007, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kokimiyoi Ichigo

One bright morning...
in the middle of the night,
two dead boys came out to fight.
they stood back to back
and faced each other
drew their swords
and shot each other.
the deaf policeman heard the noise
and came to kill
those two dead boys.
If u dont believe my story
its true ask the blind man he saw it too!

fail.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jcinzilla

two in the blood and one in the mud

win.

TC_=MaxXFreaK= · 07-29-2007, 12:15 AM

1 : dont make me capstraight (probably not spelled right.) you with a fondue fork.
2: the mute man told the deaf man that the blind man saw 2 kids rolling up the stairs in the corner of a circular room.

kokimiyoi Ichigo · 07-29-2007, 12:19 AM

heredity is spreading...if your parents never had children, the chances are that you won't either

Wootsicle · 07-29-2007, 12:23 AM

"It's all coming back to me now," says the blind man pissing in the wind.

07-28-2007, 08:42 PM	#1
Gaylord123plusgay FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: In a place that brings me extreme boredom and unhappiness Posts: 6	Tell Me Your Funny Saying lemme know what your favorite funny sayings or comebacks are... Mine are... "Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?" "well i changed my mind. great! does the new one work better?" ThAnks __________________ {[(<GayLord123PlusGay>)]} May I have your attention please I pledge allegiance to the underclass as your hero at large - Sum 41

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kokimiyoi Ichigo FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: In planet Earth... Posts: 16	I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am. ha..lmao One bright morning... in the middle of the night, two dead boys came out to fight. they stood back to back and faced each other drew their swords and shot each other. the deaf policeman heard the noise and came to kill those two dead boys. If u dont believe my story its true ask the blind man he saw it too! A day without sunshine is like night. dont look at me in that tone of voice. this one made me laugh hard! 7/5 of the population doesn't understand fractions __________________ Arigatou Gozaimasu Last edited by jewpinthethird; 07-29-2007 at 01:36 AM..

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kokimiyoi Ichigo FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: In planet Earth... Posts: 16	Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying heredity is spreading...if your parents never had children, the chances are that you won't either __________________ Arigatou Gozaimasu

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