Which way do you wipe?

evilbutterfly · 01-20-2007, 03:44 AM

I know it seems like a weird question, but I've recently found out that (for girls) if you wipe your ass from back to front that you're more likely to get vaginal infections and such (for obvious reasons). My immediate response was "well psh, who wipes that way!?" but now I see that apparently some people do.

So I got to thinking, which way is more common? I mean, I've always done front to back. I thought everybody did. XD

**Tasselfoot** · 01-20-2007, 04:27 AM

back to front.

GuidoHunter · 01-20-2007, 04:33 AM

Only girls wipe back to front.

This notion was crafted before seeing Tass's post, but now remains unchanged.

Seriously. Back to front is just girly.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

shrimpy · 01-20-2007, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GuidoHunter

Only girls wipe back to front.

This notion was crafted before seeing Tass's post, but now remains unchanged.

Seriously. Back to front is just girly.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

Uhhh how would you know?

SulferDragon · 01-20-2007, 03:20 PM

Oh my God, I can't believe there are threads on stuff like this...

I do both ways. It works better.

the_unda_doggz · 01-23-2007, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GuidoHunter

Only girls wipe back to front.

This notion was crafted before seeing Tass's post, but now remains unchanged.

Seriously. Back to front is just girly.

--Guido

Girls can't wipe from back to front, they will get sh!t in their
vaginas.

(I wipe both ways, I make sure I don't have anything left in there)

Also, if you spread your cheeks before you sit, you will only get a little bit
of poop on your butthole, making it easier to wipe and having less poop to wipe.

Chrissi · 01-23-2007, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GuidoHunter

Only girls wipe back to front.

This notion was crafted before seeing Tass's post, but now remains unchanged.

Seriously. Back to front is just girly.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

You dork. Women HAVE to wipe front to back or they get infections. FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.

Think about it, if you have a big gaping maw between your legs, would you want to bring **** closer to it than it already is?

Really, honestly, you are a huge dork. That is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. THINK ABOUT IT. HONESTLY. VAGINA.

Varia · 01-20-2007, 04:48 AM

Both ways. Gets the job done better than just one.

**-Fallen-** · 01-20-2007, 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Varia

Both ways. Gets the job done better than just one.

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**MixMasterLar** · 01-20-2007, 11:28 AM

Another Chit-Chat thread in the lives of the FFRers...

madmatt621 · 01-23-2007, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MixMasterLar

Another Chit-Chat thread in the lives of the FFRers...

If I had a nickle for everytime I see that post.

**Tasselfoot** · 01-20-2007, 03:16 PM

if it is really messy, i'll do a bit of front to back... but i get a more powerful wipe when going back to front. *shrugs*

**Windscarredfaith** · 01-20-2007, 03:19 PM

Front to back.

lord_carbo · 01-20-2007, 03:33 PM

When it's really messy, both ways, but naturally I go front to back.

BLAZZE- · 01-20-2007, 03:34 PM

Side to side.

Cj_leonine · 01-20-2007, 03:44 PM

Both ways, then I wipe in to out? Seriously, no joke.

And I usually use baby wipes.

SethSquall · 01-20-2007, 03:59 PM

I don't wipe.

Jeewwwwpin.

SulferDragon · 01-20-2007, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cj_leonine

Both ways, then I wipe in to out? Seriously, no joke.

And I usually use baby wipes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SethSquall

I don't wipe.

Wow, I am loving the forums on this website.

Props to the thread starter.

**Reach** · 01-20-2007, 09:32 PM

Gotta get a little circular motion going on there

**nestlekwik** · 01-20-2007, 09:36 PM

Being a brown rabbit that promotes chocolate milk, I tend to just wipe using any grass I find near me.

View Poll Results: Which way do you wipe?
Front to back.	42	60.00%
Back to front.	13	18.57%
Both ways.	15	21.43%
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01-20-2007, 03:44 AM	#1
evilbutterfly FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Small town, TN Age: 37 Posts: 5,784	Which way do you wipe? I know it seems like a weird question, but I've recently found out that (for girls) if you wipe your ass from back to front that you're more likely to get vaginal infections and such (for obvious reasons). My immediate response was "well psh, who wipes that way!?" but now I see that apparently some people do. So I got to thinking, which way is more common? I mean, I've always done front to back. I thought everybody did. XD __________________ So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =( In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz. So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright. And I write the blog for their website. Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

01-20-2007, 04:27 AM	#2
Tasselfoot Retired BOSS Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Widget Heaven Age: 40 Posts: 25,184	Re: Which way do you wipe? back to front. __________________ RIP

01-20-2007, 03:20 PM	#5
SulferDragon this is a waste of space Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Oregon Age: 33 Posts: 2,668	Re: Which way do you wipe? Oh my God, I can't believe there are threads on stuff like this... I do both ways. It works better. __________________

01-20-2007, 04:48 AM	#8
Varia FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: San Diego, bitches Age: 37 Posts: 1,713	Re: Which way do you wipe? Both ways. Gets the job done better than just one. __________________ GB CHALLENGE IS HOMOSEXUAL ARE YOU HOMOSEXUAL? I THINK SO

01-20-2007, 11:28 AM	#10
MixMasterLar Beach Bum Extraordinaire Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: The Emerald Coast Posts: 5,221	Re: Which way do you wipe? Another Chit-Chat thread in the lives of the FFRers... __________________ Facebook / Youtube / Twitter .

01-20-2007, 03:16 PM	#12
Tasselfoot Retired BOSS Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Widget Heaven Age: 40 Posts: 25,184	Re: Which way do you wipe? if it is really messy, i'll do a bit of front to back... but i get a more powerful wipe when going back to front. shrugs __________________ RIP

01-20-2007, 03:19 PM	#13
Windscarredfaith (づ￣ ³￣)づ watermelon Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: New Jersey Age: 34 Posts: 2,612	Re: Which way do you wipe? Front to back. __________________

01-20-2007, 03:33 PM	#14
lord_carbo FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: fighting villains from afar, NJ Age: 32 Posts: 6,222	Re: Which way do you wipe? When it's really messy, both ways, but naturally I go front to back. __________________ last.fm

01-20-2007, 03:34 PM	#15
BLAZZE- Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: FFR Age: 32 Posts: 673	Re: Which way do you wipe? Side to side.

01-20-2007, 03:44 PM	#16
Cj_leonine FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Chillin' with Carmen San Diego Age: 34 Posts: 2,070	Re: Which way do you wipe? Both ways, then I wipe in to out? Seriously, no joke. And I usually use baby wipes. __________________ Status: Innactive Onehander Best FC Before Avmiss Fix: . Be Princess . Hellbeat . End Night

01-20-2007, 09:32 PM	#19
Reach FFR Simfile Author Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Canada Age: 37 Posts: 7,471	Re: Which way do you wipe? Gotta get a little circular motion going on there __________________

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