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His name is sex?,(must read)lol
Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy. I call mine Sex. He's a great pal, but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment.
When I went to city Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like one, too!" Then I said, "But this is for a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He winked and said, "You must have been quite a kid." When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said, "You don't need a special room. As long as you pay your bill, we don't care what you do." I said, "Look, you don't seem to understand. Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Funny -- I have the same problem." One day, I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on TV." He said, "Now that cable is all over the place, it's no big deal anymore." When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "This courtroom isn't a confessional. Stick to the case, please." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said "That's not unusual. It happens to a lot of people." Last night, Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I told him that I was looking for Sex. My case comes up Friday. Last edited by iamgoodhehe; 08-4-2007 at 03:54 PM.. |
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oh, you touch my tralala,
mmm... my ding ding dong. la la la la la la la, la la la la la la, la la la la la la la. Oh, you touch my tralala la la la la la la la, la la la la la la. mmm... my ding ding dong. la la la la la la la, la la la la la la. Deep in the night, i'm looking for some fun, deep in the night, i'm looking for some love. de-de-de-deep in the night, i'm looking for some fun, deep in the night, i'm looking for some (ping) You tease me, oh please me, i want you to be my lovetoy, come near me, don't fear me, i just can't get enough of you boy. Oh, you touch my tralala. la la la.. mmm, my ding ding dong, oh you touch my tralala, mmm, my ding ding dong. la la la... Deep in the night, i'm looking for some fun, deep in the night, i'm looking for some love. you tease me, oh please me, i want you to be my lovetoy. come near me, don't fear me, i just can't get enough of you boy. Oh, you touch my tralala. la la la... mmm, my ding ding dong. la la la.. oh, you touch my tralala. la la la.. mmm, my ding ding dong. (ding ding dong) mmm, my ding ding dong 2x oh, you touch my tralala. lalala... mmm, my ding ding dong. oh ,you touch my tralala (ding ding dong) oh, you touch my tralala. mmm, my ding dong dong.
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08-4-2007, 03:33 PM | #3 |
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Lol it wouldn't let me put the song up. so i took it off, but that song is funny as hell.
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Uh lol?
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08-4-2007, 03:39 PM | #6 |
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this is like the most ancient forward ever
besides it would be way cooler to have a dog named "Mypenis" saying anything dog-oriented with a dog named mypenis makes it automatically funny "I love stroking Mypenis." "Mypenis gets excited really easily." "I keep pictures of Mypenis in my wallet." "Would you like to play with Mypenis?" etc.
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08-4-2007, 03:39 PM | #14 |
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hurtful
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08-4-2007, 03:40 PM | #15 |
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Lol that was funny.
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08-4-2007, 03:45 PM | #16 | |
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OMG that was wierd.
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08-4-2007, 03:57 PM | #18 |
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Copy pasta, lol.
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08-4-2007, 04:02 PM | #19 |
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Pasta goes on spaghetti =)
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Wow.
thats the dumbest thing ive read in a while. |
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