To shave, or not to shave?

[Laharl]

That is the question.

[RobbyZero]

I suggest keep it, it suits you.

[jewpinthethird]

Yes. In fact, go all out and grow a beard = chick magnet. But dont grow an underbeard...those things are NASTY. And be sure to brush your beard (assuming you decided to be cool and grow one)...you dont want people to know you just finished eating breakfast.

[jewpinthethird]

Originally Posted by djshox

Some facial hair is ok if it looks good, but guys, come on. A beard is not a chick magnet at all, no matter how much it's trimmed. And brushing a beard sounds even more disgusting for women.

Dont brush the beard infront of them silly. And beards are chick magnets. Look at all the celebrities, they all are growing beards. It is hip too look not hip. Being hip = babe magnet. People might even mistake you for a celebrity, and then you can ride in all kinds of limos and do all kinds of cocaine.

And all the ladies will be all "Hey, Beardy McBeard Face, tickle me with your kisses."

Let's see all you beard-haters try tickling your ladies with your kisses. GOOD LUCK, because you dont have a beard and thus, you can not tickle no ladies. Here, I made a psuedo-visual to help out all you beard haters.

Beard + Kisses the Ladies = Tickles

No Beard + Kisses the Ladies = No tickle

Ladies want the tickle. The tickle is kind of like Bungee Jumping; it makes the knees weak from excitement, and once you start, you cant stop.

All the sexy latin lovers (who arent homosexuals) have mustaches because they know the ladies want the tickle. With a beard, you just get 10 times the tickle.

Soon ladies will be all "Hey, let me get on that man train, AWOOOGA."

[Laharl]

People tend to think I look like Orlando Bloom. I still don't understand it. I've heard it from people that aren't privvy to the inside joke at FFR that I'm Orlando Bloom and PurplePoise is Janet Jackson, so there must be something to it.

[RobbyZero]

I don't think Orlando Bloom is accurate.. =\

[ggfiggons1]

Shave.

[Anticrombie0909]

No, you don't need a beard. What you REALLY need, however-

Are MUTTON CHOPS

Then what you have to do is braid them into dreadlocks. Then what you have to do is put little beads and bells on the dreadlocks so they swing around and jingle so people know when you're coming. That would kick ass.

[Reach]

Shave it.

[Ignite]

Some facial hair looks cool. Others don't.

[stretchypanda]

From a girl:

Keep it. A little (well-groomed) facial hair is teh sex.

[ananana]

Keep the facial hair but shave your head.

[The_Q]

As long as it isn't a patchy Che Gueverra sort of beard, keep it.

Then again, you could save time and just shave it.

Q

[QreepyBORIS]

Che Gueverra's a rebel, man. You can't tell him nothin'.

[The_Q]

My mom met our new next door neighbors this weekend. She wore her Che Gueverra shirt. We live in a huge house with lots of stuff. Communism my arse.

That's what I have to say to Che. Communism can eat Free Market trading's fecal matter.

Q

[jewpinthethird]

Originally Posted by stretchypanda

From a girl:

Keep it. A little (well-groomed) facial hair is teh sex.

You like the Tickle dont you?

She wore her Che Gueverra shirt.

HI-LAR-I-OUS. I love how capitalists are making money off of the image of Che Gueverra, the anti-capitalist. It is almost as dumb as the whole "Anarchy" shirt thing.

[QreepyBORIS]

I'm not even kidding about this. :O

[Musical_Master]

Originally Posted by djshox

Jewpin, from every pic I've seen of you, it's like you never even grew facial hair. So how would you know about the beard?

He likes the tickle.

[jewpinthethird]

I only grow beards when I am uber-lazy. I only have sideburns at the moment.

Qreepy, number one hilarious.

[CypherToorima]

Originally Posted by jewpinthethird

Dont brush the beard infront of them silly. And beards are chick magnets. Look at all the celebrities, they all are growing beards. It is hip too look not hip. Being hip = babe magnet. People might even mistake you for a celebrity, and then you can ride in all kinds of limos and do all kinds of cocaine.

And all the ladies will be all "Hey, Beardy McBeard Face, tickle me with your kisses."

Let's see all you beard-haters try tickling your ladies with your kisses. GOOD LUCK, because you dont have a beard and thus, you can not tickle no ladies. Here, I made a psuedo-visual to help out all you beard haters.

Beard + Kisses the Ladies = Tickles

No Beard + Kisses the Ladies = No tickle

Ladies want the tickle. The tickle is kind of like Bungee Jumping; it makes the knees weak from excitement, and once you start, you cant stop.

All the sexy latin lovers (who arent homosexuals) have mustaches because they know the ladies want the tickle. With a beard, you just get 10 times the tickle.

Soon ladies will be all "Hey, let me get on that man train, AWOOOGA."

Quoted because I couldn't stop laughing after I read it and you all needed to know that.

Also, keep it.