His name is sex?,(must read)lol

iamgoodhehe · 08-4-2007, 03:29 PM

Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy. I call mine Sex. He's a great pal, but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment.

When I went to city Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like one, too!" Then I said, "But this is for a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He winked and said, "You must have been quite a kid."

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said, "You don't need a special room. As long as you pay your bill, we don't care what you do." I said, "Look, you don't seem to understand. Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Funny -- I have the same problem."

One day, I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on TV." He said, "Now that cable is all over the place, it's no big deal anymore."

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "This courtroom isn't a confessional. Stick to the case, please." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said "That's not unusual. It happens to a lot of people."

Last night, Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I told him that I was looking for Sex.

My case comes up Friday.

Litodude · 08-4-2007, 03:32 PM

oh, you touch my tralala,
mmm... my ding ding dong.
la la la la la la la,
la la la la la la,
la la la la la la la.
Oh, you touch my tralala
la la la la la la la,
la la la la la la.
mmm... my ding ding dong.
la la la la la la la,
la la la la la la.

Deep in the night,
i'm looking for some fun,
deep in the night,
i'm looking for some love.
de-de-de-deep in the night,
i'm looking for some fun,
deep in the night,
i'm looking for some (ping)

You tease me,
oh please me,
i want you to be my lovetoy,
come near me, don't fear me,
i just can't get enough of you boy.

Oh, you touch my tralala.
la la la..
mmm, my ding ding dong,
oh you touch my tralala,
mmm, my ding ding dong.
la la la...

Deep in the night,
i'm looking for some fun,
deep in the night,
i'm looking for some love.

you tease me,
oh please me,
i want you to be my lovetoy.
come near me, don't fear me,
i just can't get enough of you boy.

Oh, you touch my tralala.
la la la...
mmm, my ding ding dong.
la la la..
oh, you touch my tralala.
la la la..
mmm, my ding ding dong.

(ding ding dong)
mmm, my ding ding dong 2x

oh, you touch my tralala.
lalala...
mmm, my ding ding dong.
oh ,you touch my tralala
(ding ding dong)
oh, you touch my tralala.
mmm, my ding dong dong.

iamgoodhehe · 08-4-2007, 03:33 PM

Lol it wouldn't let me put the song up. so i took it off, but that song is funny as hell.

spinal_compression · 08-4-2007, 03:35 PM

Uh lol?

Sh4d0wRe4p3r666 · 08-4-2007, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iamgoodhehe

Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy. I call mine Sex. He's a great pal, but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment.

When I went to city Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like one, too!" Then I said, "But this is for a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He winked and said, "You must have been quite a kid."

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said, "You don't need a special room. As long as you pay your bill, we don't care what you do." I said, "Look, you don't seem to understand. Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Funny -- I have the same problem."

One day, I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on TV." He said, "Now that cable is all over the place, it's no big deal anymore."

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "This courtroom isn't a confessional. Stick to the case, please." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said "That's not unusual. It happens to a lot of people."

Last night, Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I told him that I was looking for Sex.

My case comes up Friday.

ROFL. Most of those made me laugh.

Tokzic · 08-4-2007, 03:39 PM

this is like the most ancient forward ever

besides

it would be way cooler to have a dog named "Mypenis"

saying anything dog-oriented with a dog named mypenis makes it automatically funny

"I love stroking Mypenis."

"Mypenis gets excited really easily."

"I keep pictures of Mypenis in my wallet."

"Would you like to play with Mypenis?"

etc.

iamgoodhehe · 08-4-2007, 03:39 PM

hurtful

iamgoodhehe · 08-4-2007, 03:40 PM

Lol that was funny.

solopro · 08-4-2007, 03:45 PM

OMG that was wierd.

Raziel_Darkeden · 08-4-2007, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iamgoodhehe

When I went to city Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like one, too!" Then I said, "But this is for a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He winked and said, "You must have been quite a kid."

The best part. :]

Engler · 08-4-2007, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tokzic

this is like the most ancient forward ever

besides

it would be way cooler to have a dog named "Mypenis"

saying anything dog-oriented with a dog named mypenis makes it automatically funny

"I love stroking Mypenis."

"Mypenis gets excited really easily."

"I keep pictures of Mypenis in my wallet."

"Would you like to play with Mypenis?"

etc.

That may just be the hardest I've ever laughed at something I saw on the internet, tokzic.

Baka05Carl · 08-4-2007, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tokzic

this is like the most ancient forward ever

besides

it would be way cooler to have a dog named "Mypenis"

saying anything dog-oriented with a dog named mypenis makes it automatically funny

"I love stroking Mypenis."

"Mypenis gets excited really easily."

"I keep pictures of Mypenis in my wallet."

"Would you like to play with Mypenis?"

etc.

haha XD

iamgoodhehe · 08-4-2007, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tokzic

this is like the most ancient forward ever

besides

it would be way cooler to have a dog named "Mypenis"

saying anything dog-oriented with a dog named mypenis makes it automatically funny

"I love stroking Mypenis."

"Mypenis gets excited really easily."

"I keep pictures of Mypenis in my wallet."

"Would you like to play with Mypenis?"

etc.

Lol that was funny.

rel89 · 08-4-2007, 03:57 PM

Copy pasta, lol.

~HentaiXXX~ · 08-4-2007, 04:02 PM

Pasta goes on spaghetti =)

iamgoodhehe · 08-4-2007, 04:08 PM

nice.

iamgoodhehe · 08-4-2007, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Engler

That may just be the hardest I've ever laughed at something I saw on the internet, tokzic.

I'm agaisnt toxic about his so called english.

Tokzic · 08-4-2007, 04:58 PM

Do you mean my lack of grammar?

I generally reserve grammar for when I'm serious, but as you can see, it's pretty damn easy to use it. Also, you're in no position to complain.

"I'm agaisnt toxic about his so called english."

lmfao nice mangling

Sh4d0wRe4p3r666 · 08-4-2007, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iamgoodhehe

I'm spamming.

Requesting warning.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chardish

Warning/slap on the wrist:
------------
Bumping an old thread.
Postwhoring.
Light flaming (Teasing is acceptable; light flaming isn't. Light flaming is still flaming; it's just weak).
Frequent use of text speak (omissions and substitutions of letters in words in order to shorten them; excessive use of Internet acronyms).

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chardish

1 day:
------------
-Any of the above, after being warned.
-Bumping more than one old thread.
-Excessive breaking of the swear filter.
-Making a nonsense post.
-Postwhoring.
-Making a ton of topics at one time.
-Requesting illegal content (MP3s/roms/warez/etc.).
-Posting a thread in the wrong forum. Some of these will just be moved, but posting "wat happned 2 my secrt songz?" in CT is just plain inexcusable.

This may do.

iamgoodhehe · 08-4-2007, 05:13 PM

toxic you idiot i'm talking about engler, lawl! i meant to put engler sorry.

08-4-2007, 03:29 PM	#1
iamgoodhehe Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: El Salvador Age: 30 Posts: 221	His name is sex?,(must read)lol Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy. I call mine Sex. He's a great pal, but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment. When I went to city Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like one, too!" Then I said, "But this is for a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He winked and said, "You must have been quite a kid." When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said, "You don't need a special room. As long as you pay your bill, we don't care what you do." I said, "Look, you don't seem to understand. Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Funny -- I have the same problem." One day, I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on TV." He said, "Now that cable is all over the place, it's no big deal anymore." When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "This courtroom isn't a confessional. Stick to the case, please." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said "That's not unusual. It happens to a lot of people." Last night, Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I told him that I was looking for Sex. My case comes up Friday. Last edited by iamgoodhehe; 08-4-2007 at 03:54 PM..

08-4-2007, 03:33 PM	#3
iamgoodhehe Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: El Salvador Age: 30 Posts: 221	Re: His name is sex?,(must read)lol Lol it wouldn't let me put the song up. so i took it off, but that song is funny as hell.

08-4-2007, 03:39 PM	#6
Tokzic FFR Player Join Date: May 2005 Location: TGB Age: 34 Posts: 6,878	Re: His name is sex?,(must read)lol this is like the most ancient forward ever besides it would be way cooler to have a dog named "Mypenis" saying anything dog-oriented with a dog named mypenis makes it automatically funny "I love stroking Mypenis." "Mypenis gets excited really easily." "I keep pictures of Mypenis in my wallet." "Would you like to play with Mypenis?" etc. __________________ ~very popular guitar streamer~ Last edited by Tokzic: Today at 11:59 PM. Reason: wait what

08-4-2007, 03:39 PM	#7
iamgoodhehe Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: El Salvador Age: 30 Posts: 221	Re: His name is sex?,(must read)lol hurtful

08-4-2007, 03:40 PM	#8
iamgoodhehe Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: El Salvador Age: 30 Posts: 221	Re: His name is sex?,(must read)lol Lol that was funny.

08-4-2007, 03:57 PM	#14
rel89 FFR Player Join Date: May 2006 Location: Minnesota Age: 35 Posts: 2,046	Re: His name is sex?,(must read)lol Copy pasta, lol. __________________ AAA's: 171 (1 + 9) Most recent Godly AAA: Platypus, Koala In The Spider's Web, Intense Colors, Tell, Agenda X Average: 535.3877 Tier Points: 206 (206 + 0 for 167 AAAs) SM/GH3/FFR vids

08-4-2007, 04:02 PM	#15
~HentaiXXX~ Banned Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Spalding, Nebraska, USA Age: 31 Posts: 2,955	Re: His name is sex?,(must read)lol Pasta goes on spaghetti =)

08-4-2007, 04:08 PM	#16
iamgoodhehe Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: El Salvador Age: 30 Posts: 221	Re: His name is sex?,(must read)lol nice.

08-4-2007, 04:58 PM	#18
Tokzic FFR Player Join Date: May 2005 Location: TGB Age: 34 Posts: 6,878	Re: His name is sex?,(must read)lol Do you mean my lack of grammar? I generally reserve grammar for when I'm serious, but as you can see, it's pretty damn easy to use it. Also, you're in no position to complain. "I'm agaisnt toxic about his so called english." lmfao nice mangling __________________ ~very popular guitar streamer~ Last edited by Tokzic: Today at 11:59 PM. Reason: wait what

08-4-2007, 05:13 PM	#20
iamgoodhehe Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: El Salvador Age: 30 Posts: 221	Re: His name is sex?,(must read)lol toxic you idiot i'm talking about engler, lawl! i meant to put engler sorry.

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