The Moon is A Hoax!

[Pichu_XP]

The moon landings are obviously hoaxes, because the moon itself isn't real!
It's true. Perfectly credited site here.

[DrugstoreCowboy]

rofl.

i have nothing more to say about this.

[Xception704]

Wtf ... lol.

[TD_Darkness]

ROFL!

[Brilliant Dynamite Neon]

Is there anything out there that there is not a webpage regarding?

[meiloyn]

Wow.

[Metheawsome]

Of course, everyone knew that!

The mole people in my tonsils even knew that!

[Lamoc]

i seen a pig fly today

[RandomPscho]

$100000 reward for proving the moon is real...

[falcondude]

Wow. Its Flat Earth all over again!

[Lamoc]

earth is not flat you idiot. Its a triangle. idiots...

[meno_rocks123]

this reminds me of an article of how dangerous bread is:
http://www.eskimo.com/~spban/bread.html
http://www.schmoo.co.uk/cannabis/waronyeast.htm

If you're too lazy to click on the links then:

The dangers of bread by GARY BUSH

Just say Dough - the facts on Bread

1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.
4. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.
5. Bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average American eats more bread than that in one month!
6. Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease, and osteoporosis.
7. Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat begged for bread after as little as two days.
8. Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jam, peanut butter, and even hummous.
9. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.
10. Newborn babies can choke on bread.
11. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.
12. Most bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.

(BREADWATCH NEWS) Police are voicing concern as bread recipes are reported as being freely available on the internet.
"Hardcore bread recipes can be freely downloaded by children. They give detailed instructions on how to turn an innocent kitchen into a sophisticated 'bake room'. Even mothers are doing it and are giving the bread they make to their kids. It's sick but there is nothing we can do. They are taking advantage of a loophole in the law" said a police person.
Meanwhile schools in California are giving parents free BreadBarrier software which automatically bars all attempts at downloading bread recipes.




In light of these frightening statistics, it has been proposed that the following bread restrictions be made:
1. No sale of bread to minors.
2. A nationwide "Just Say No To Toast" campaign, complete celebrity TV spots and bumper stickers.
3. A 300 percent federal tax on all bread to pay for all the societal ills we might associate with bread.
4. No animal or human images, nor any primary colors (which may appeal to children) may be used to promote bread usage.
5. The establishment of "Bread-free" zones around schools.

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We MUST stop this evil thing called bread to exist!!!!!!

[Wootsicle]

...I don't think this is even worth considering..

"It could be a hologram, projected from various government installations throughout the world. It could be a large, crudely painted balloon, held in place by helium and propelled by tiny sails and rudders"

Uh, yeah, that's why it's recorded from WAAAY back when there was no such technology. Wait, you're going to tell me that the recordings are made up aren't you? Countries can't even get along and you think they cooperate to make sure we believe in a fake moon?

[wickedawesomeful]

Wow.

That is all I have to say.

[-Fallen-]

Originally Posted by RandomPscho

$100000 reward for proving the moon is real...

DISCLAIMER: All editorial content on this website is strictly not the writer’s/author’s opinion. THE MAD REVISIONIST, located on the moon, is owned and operated by accident. The content of this page is the copyrighted property of THE MAD REVISIONIST. Any illegal copying or circulating of this page, in whole or in part, without the expressed permission of THE MAD REVISIONIST will be taken as a compliment. And no, we're not really offering $100,000. What are you, crazy?

[AirForceBlue]

Wow, as well. Some people have too much time on their hands, which may in fact just be holograms.

[tsugomaru]

Science ain't real! It's the work of the devil! Logical proofs can't make sense, it's only logical!

~Tsugomaru

[purebloodtexan]

*Sigh*

I propose a law that when people are that old/mature and do stupid s**t like this, they should be shot.

[Kenzya]

calm down guys

[Pichu_XP]

Originally Posted by RandomPscho

$100000 reward for proving the moon is real...

Don't bother, already sent the e-mail with a picture of me on the moon. Getting the money for sure.