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08-16-2014, 09:59 AM | #1 |
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tosh AMA
I know AMAs are pretty dead on here, but oh well.
Alternatively, I have an ask.fm account if anyone wants to ask anonymously. I may make a post copy/pasting every 5 new answers or something idk yet. |
08-16-2014, 06:59 PM | #2 |
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Re: tosh AMA
You're playing poker with a tiger, an ostrich, a hedgehog, and a blobfish. You're holding 8s 8c and the flop is 4s 3h 5s. The tiger yawns and stretches itself out under the table and slowly returns to its seat and checks. The ostrich is standing on one leg because it wants to be a flamingo, and totally not because I just got an ostrich confused with a flamingo, and it bets 1/2 the pot. The hedgehog curls up into a ball and slowly calls, without making a sound. The blobfish already folded preflop. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?
What is the greatest height from which you would be willing to jump into a swimming pool? (the pool can be as deep as you want it to be) Today, I first heard of the concept of hoodies that zip all the way up over your face. I can't see why this would be of any use. What is the point of wearing a hoodie where you can't see where you're going? It completely defies the whole point of clothing to deprive yourself of your senses. I just don't get it. Even in a morphsuit you can still see where you're going (I have one, though not the brand name). Why do people wear this stuff? You get drunk one night and then you wake up and find yourself on a freezing cold park bench in Switzerland with no money, no passport, no shirt, and no memory of how the hell you got there. Approximately how long do you think it would take you to get back to *looks at location* Nebraska?
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08-16-2014, 08:43 PM | #3 | ||||
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EDIT: Got 15 questions (!) on ask.fm, so here they are + my answers. Last edited by tosh; 08-16-2014 at 09:11 PM.. Reason: added ask.fm questions and answers |
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08-17-2014, 12:58 AM | #4 |
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why are so many people scared of asking you questions on this forum?
what color is your hair? why did you grow your hair out so long? do you ever plan on cutting your hair or do you wanna let it grow for ages?? have you ever punched a walrus? (irl or fake it doesn't matter) will you always be pale? do you think you could pull off being a vampire? would being a vampire be cool in your opinion? what color boxers am i wearing right now? what's the first thing you'll do when you graduate? |
08-17-2014, 01:44 AM | #5 | ||
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Like a light brown. I want to dye it again though. Reasons. I've been meaning to tell you but I've been half procrastinating/half super nervous. Text me or message me on skype so we can have a real talk. I would prefer explaining over text/PM as opposed to on the phone. Quote:
I want to pet all of the walruses. I'm a petter, not a puncher. idk I would be the most luscious vampire. The whole drinking blood thing sounds terrible bleh no thanks. Transparent. Job applications weeeeee. |
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08-17-2014, 06:37 AM | #6 |
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What would you say is the meaning of your life?
How long is your hair? If Benguin and I got into a fist fight who would win? (Had to add a question to lighten the post. ) Last edited by XelNya; 08-17-2014 at 06:37 AM.. |
08-17-2014, 07:10 PM | #7 |
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Really cliché answer, but I just want to be happy. Work a job that I'm indifferent about so I can enjoy my time around family, friends, and what not.
It's only about shoulder length at the moment, but my hair is super thick/has a lot of volume. Benguin technically doesn't have fists (because of his flippers). Therefore, you win by default. Last edited by tosh; 08-17-2014 at 07:12 PM.. |
08-22-2014, 10:43 PM | #8 |
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what do you look for in a female?
how long do you think you'll live? what was the most recent thought of me you had? do you enjoy flying? if you could become a racecar driver, would you? what is your dream car? |
08-24-2014, 03:50 PM | #9 |
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upon seeing your raise the tiger jolts upright and stares at you slightly intimidatingly and laughs at itself and calls, while always maintaining its glare. the ostrich is trying to come to terms with the fact that it isn't actually a flamingo, and folds. the hedgehog thinks motionlessly for a long time then reluctantly calls too. the turn card is 10h. the tiger hasn't stopped staring creepily at you and casually throws out a bet of 1/2 the pot. the hedgehog backs away from the tiger slowly, and calls. do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?
edit: also, wouldn't you suffocate if you tried to take a nap wearing a hoodie that zips over your face?
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08-25-2014, 12:38 AM | #10 | |
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Main thing I look for in a person is if they're just awesome to be around.
If you're talking about physical characteristics (on a woman): I'm pretty open tbqh. I wouldn't say there is a "must have" trait that I look for. Forever. Fer sure. Nap strats. Hell no. Don't care about cars. I'm fine with whatever looks decent and doesn't run like a potato. Quote:
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08-25-2014, 01:33 AM | #11 |
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Re: tosh AMA
are you tosh.0?
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08-26-2014, 01:13 PM | #12 |
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