ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

evilcowgod · 03-30-2007, 11:40 PM

Dear 10 year old me,

Start playing guitar, right now, instead of later, and stop listening to the Spice Girls and trying on your mom's clothes.

Everybody masturbates, so don't feel guilty.

Don't let your mom hire that guy as a babysitter, srsly.

Grim Raper · 03-30-2007, 11:44 PM

Dear 10 year old me,

go have sex right now and screw protected sex just go out there and get you some stop playing pokemon and get a girlfriend you shy loser, nerd, awesome mother****er. P.S. you are cool the way you are in the end you will turn out to be the bad ass and forget about all the trouble in your life.

**Doug31** · 03-31-2007, 12:04 AM

Dear 10 year old me:

Go find this awesome game called Flash Flash Revolution in November of 2002, so you don't miss the beginning of what will become your favorite site that you use 10 hours a day.

purebloodtexan · 03-31-2007, 12:10 AM

Dear 10 year old self,

Don't miss the 2002 FIFA World Cup. You'll definitely regret it.

By the way, you've probably realized by now that your current teacher is a lying bitch. Don't worry, your next 5 grades are going nowhere but up from there.

Don't do drugs. If you do, send some to the future for me.

ClAsSiC_RoCkEr · 03-31-2007, 12:22 AM

Put the ****ing Pokemon cards down you ******.

**Starshot** · 03-31-2007, 12:34 AM

Dear 10 year old me:

Don't go to public middle school, you'll get your ass kicked by bullies.

AriesMalvis · 03-31-2007, 01:08 AM

Dear 10 year old self,
Go play in traffic

PinoySkillz · 03-31-2007, 01:14 AM

There's a short story written by Orringer called "Notes to 6th Grade Self" with this same premise.

Dear 10yr old me,
Don't pick that huge chicken pox scab on your forearm. It's gunna leave a big scar :\
Enjoy your childhood cuz Highschool is gunna suck.
Laura Kacewicz totally digs you. Grow a pair and ask her out!!!

dooty_7 · 03-31-2007, 01:18 AM

Dear 10 year old me

Just die in what ever way seems best...

jecht3009046 · 03-31-2007, 01:37 AM

Dear Me,
DON'T play in traffic. You'll be needing those legs later in life.
DDR is your calling.

**Squeek** · 03-31-2007, 01:46 AM

Me: It turns out you were going to be right after all.

Also, cancel consideration of wearing contacts. You won't like them in the end and they make you look younger than you are.

ps - computer science is not your calling.

jamuko · 03-31-2007, 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squeek

Me: It turns out you were going to be right after all.

How... vague!

Dear 10-year-old self,
I know Beanie Babies seem like the shiz, but don't sweat it if you can't get that rare one for less than a bajillion dollars. You'll find many old bears for super cheap years later because no one will care anymore.

tsugomaru · 03-31-2007, 01:57 AM

Dear 10 Year Old Me:

There is no need to worry about ethnic pride, you have no need nor will you want to learn your native language.

~Tsugomaru

rade0110 · 03-31-2007, 02:00 AM

Dear 10 year old me,

You are right about that pain in your right leg. It is a actually a non-cancerous tumor. Oh and change schools earlier, it'll make you a lot ****in happier. Oh and when you meet a girl named Kirsten when you're 16...just don't return that phone call.

PS...You might want to stop pickin your nose....just a thought...

**Squeek** · 03-31-2007, 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jamuko

How... vague!

Dear 10-year-old self,
I know Beanie Babies seem like the shiz, but don't sweat it if you can't get that rare one for less than a bajillion dollars. You'll find many old bears for super cheap years later because no one will care anymore.

Intentionally vague.

Regarding beanie babies, I'd probably tell myself not to invest the amount of money I did. $5 a pop for ~100 makes for $500. Wow.

lolTorrent · 03-31-2007, 02:09 AM

Damn Squeek.

Afrobean · 03-31-2007, 02:15 AM

Dear Afrobean circa 1998:

You wanna be rich, don't ya?

You see this book? This book tells the future. It tells the events of every major sports event 'til the end of the century. Football, baseball, horse races, boxing... the information in here is worth millions, and I'm giving it to you.

...

Ok, maybe not, because I'd rather not cause a paradox and destroy the Universe. It'd have to be simple and not tell anything. I mean, holy ****, you guys would all be making paradoxes and ****. What are you thinking?

jamuko · 03-31-2007, 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squeek

Intentionally vague.

Regarding beanie babies, I'd probably tell myself not to invest the amount of money I did. $5 a pop for ~100 makes for $500. Wow.

Now I wanna know ;-;

And yeah, I'm sure my Beanie Baby costs added up like whoa... but I don't regret it. Sounds ridiculous, but those things made my childhood during that time, particularly 4th grade.

tsugomaru · 03-31-2007, 02:20 AM

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, don't buy a scooter. You don't want it and you run faster than it can ever go.

~Tsugomaru

**Squeek** · 03-31-2007, 02:25 AM

It's hard to say if it was because I liked them or I liked collecting them.

It's easy to say now it's not either. They're in a box in my closet, sans a few of the best ones (chipper is on the left monitor and aurora is on the TV).

03-30-2007, 11:40 PM	#1
evilcowgod FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Planet vegeta Age: 33 Posts: 531	ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self. Dear 10 year old me, Start playing guitar, right now, instead of later, and stop listening to the Spice Girls and trying on your mom's clothes. Everybody masturbates, so don't feel guilty. Don't let your mom hire that guy as a babysitter, srsly. __________________ <- Support! "Dumbledore returns from the dead and declares it to be hammertime, Harry proceeds to break it down, Voldemort is unable to touch this." Evilcowgod is not amused.

03-30-2007, 11:44 PM	#2
Grim Raper Banned Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 70	Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self. Dear 10 year old me, go have sex right now and screw protected sex just go out there and get you some stop playing pokemon and get a girlfriend you shy loser, nerd, awesome mother****er. P.S. you are cool the way you are in the end you will turn out to be the bad ass and forget about all the trouble in your life.

03-31-2007, 12:04 AM	#3
Doug31 Falcon Paaaauuuunch!!!!!! Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Washington Age: 36 Posts: 6,811	Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self. Dear 10 year old me: Go find this awesome game called Flash Flash Revolution in November of 2002, so you don't miss the beginning of what will become your favorite site that you use 10 hours a day. __________________

03-31-2007, 12:10 AM	#4
purebloodtexan FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: In front of the speakers, banging my head until I get a nosebleed. Age: 32 Posts: 2,845	Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self. Dear 10 year old self, Don't miss the 2002 FIFA World Cup. You'll definitely regret it. By the way, you've probably realized by now that your current teacher is a lying bitch. Don't worry, your next 5 grades are going nowhere but up from there. Don't do drugs. If you do, send some to the future for me. __________________

03-31-2007, 12:22 AM	#5
ClAsSiC_RoCkEr FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SHL POP Age: 35 Posts: 375	Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self. Put the **ing Pokemon cards down you ****. __________________

03-31-2007, 12:34 AM	#6
Starshot /DJS\ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lamar U Age: 33 Posts: 1,794	Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self. Dear 10 year old me: Don't go to public middle school, you'll get your ass kicked by bullies. __________________

03-31-2007, 01:08 AM	#7
AriesMalvis FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,345	Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self. Dear 10 year old self, Go play in traffic __________________

03-31-2007, 01:14 AM	#8
PinoySkillz FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 216	Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self. There's a short story written by Orringer called "Notes to 6th Grade Self" with this same premise. Dear 10yr old me, Don't pick that huge chicken pox scab on your forearm. It's gunna leave a big scar :\ Enjoy your childhood cuz Highschool is gunna suck. Laura Kacewicz totally digs you. Grow a pair and ask her out!!! Last edited by PinoySkillz; 03-31-2007 at 01:16 AM..

03-31-2007, 01:18 AM	#9
dooty_7 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Hamilton Ontario Age: 36 Posts: 462	Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self. Dear 10 year old me Just die in what ever way seems best... __________________

03-31-2007, 01:37 AM	#10
jecht3009046 FFR Player Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 324	Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self. Dear Me, DON'T play in traffic. You'll be needing those legs later in life. DDR is your calling.

03-31-2007, 01:46 AM	#11
Squeek let it snow~ Join Date: Jan 2004 Age: 37 Posts: 14,444	Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self. Me: It turns out you were going to be right after all. Also, cancel consideration of wearing contacts. You won't like them in the end and they make you look younger than you are. ps - computer science is not your calling.

03-31-2007, 02:09 AM	#16
lolTorrent Banned Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: SM Editor Age: 33 Posts: 202	Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self. Damn Squeek.

03-31-2007, 02:15 AM	#17
Afrobean Admiral in the Red Army Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the moon Age: 36 Posts: 13,262	Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self. Dear Afrobean circa 1998: You wanna be rich, don't ya? You see this book? This book tells the future. It tells the events of every major sports event 'til the end of the century. Football, baseball, horse races, boxing... the information in here is worth millions, and I'm giving it to you. ... Ok, maybe not, because I'd rather not cause a paradox and destroy the Universe. It'd have to be simple and not tell anything. I mean, holy **, you guys would all be making paradoxes and **. What are you thinking? __________________

03-31-2007, 02:25 AM	#20
Squeek let it snow~ Join Date: Jan 2004 Age: 37 Posts: 14,444	Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self. It's hard to say if it was because I liked them or I liked collecting them. It's easy to say now it's not either. They're in a box in my closet, sans a few of the best ones (chipper is on the left monitor and aurora is on the TV).

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