As the town woke up in the morning, it didn't take long to figure out something interesting had happened last night. All thirteen houses had been built in a row, across from a variety of quality eating establishments that each person owned. The Denny's that Krauthammer's owned had been covered with some type of Halloween prop that looked suspiciously like intestines. At first, people thought the decorations were cool, if a bit excessive. It wasn't until Silvuh walked up to the store and smelled the decay that it was discovered these were real entrails.
"Oh my god! These are real" Squealed Slivuh! "Who's are these!"
It was easy to discover who was missing, A quick headcount showed Krauthammer to not be among the crowd.
"Maybe he's just sleeping still! lets check his house!" shouted Cedolad. "Cmon Sunfan, you too, roll up your prayer cloth. This is no time to be praising the sun!" Reluctantly, Thesunfan complied.
The townsfolk walked right into Krauthammer's house. The door was broken and swinging off it's hinges. Blood was everywhere, and on the banister in the foyer of the house, Kraut's head was mounted staring soullessly at the rest of the town.
J-rodd just shrugged. "You know what, I never ate at Denny's anyway. That whole grand slam meal deal always game me heartburn."
The thing that bothers me the most out of that is that my name has nothing to do with the sun.
Originally posted by Vendetta21
Did you get a chance to kill that deadbeat sonuvabitch boyfriend of danceguys', "sunfan"? i hate that fucker. he's a stupid head. i'm way smarter and funnier and prettier and richer and more sensitive than him, and like i can get drunk and still hold complex logical conversations n shit and i bet that fucker cant.
Originally posted by XelNya
I'd suck a dick in a dark, dark alley.
Originally posted by star-crossed
(Someone helpfully lectured us in postgame that we voted out the wrong inactive player with COVID on Day 1.)
Did you get a chance to kill that deadbeat sonuvabitch boyfriend of danceguys', "sunfan"? i hate that fucker. he's a stupid head. i'm way smarter and funnier and prettier and richer and more sensitive than him, and like i can get drunk and still hold complex logical conversations n shit and i bet that fucker cant.
Originally posted by XelNya
I'd suck a dick in a dark, dark alley.
Originally posted by star-crossed
(Someone helpfully lectured us in postgame that we voted out the wrong inactive player with COVID on Day 1.)
So a big question: since there is a) a tracker, and b) rotation of orbs (even though I'd assume the kill was a wolfing, not an orb kill), do the orbholders reveal that they had them and what they did with them? Or do we have the holders stay in the dark? I think it'd be more beneficial to have them come out and reveal their orb usage.
Xiz, why so aggressive this game, I've never seen this out of you, town or wolf. What's your deal man?
Originally posted by choof
you double dad loving dipshit
Originally posted by t-rogdor
dammit now i have to smoke a picture of choof out of a bong
Originally posted by smartdude1212
I can't be the only guy who has wondered what it'd be like to menstruate all over the shower.
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