The Never Ending Story

[qualy]

The point of this thread is to see how long you can keep the story going. You can be random as you want, just please please please please please try not to ruin it. Don't say something like "and then nukes went off and the world ended the end."

One day, Arch0wl was having a picnic in the park, when suddenly...

[Cyborg_Mermaid]

...a hourde of oblivious ninjas came around the pass immersed in a heated debate on whether to wear their black or "really dark blue" outfits for Ninja-Con '04. They passed by and saw Arch0wl and said...

[hitokiri_diesel]

"Like, Ohmygawd! That is the perfect co-lor! Thanks arch0wl ^^" arch0wl was very confused. He decided to...

[Squall36]

walk away to his home to have lunch with...

[Anticrombie0909]

the goatse man and tubgirl...

[Squall36]

so he left and then jumped off a cliff...

[RobbyZero]

Teh End!

[CypherToorima]

The title lies! I thought it was never ending...Oh well, read me another

[Anticrombie0909]

Once upon a time, there was a...

[RobbyZero]

big dumbass who scratched his ass a lot and belched too.

[qualy]

but one day...

[RobbyZero]

He picked his ass a little too hard and OMFG.....

[hitokiri_diesel]

...he realised that his life was a complete waste. After a few months of therapy he reentered society as an engieneer, but just then...

[Pooping_Panda]

a gust of wind knocked him off a building and he died

the end

[esupin]

but he finds himself not dead, but in...

[Squall36]

the middle of a mob who has destroyed a whole city so he....

[blade666]

whips out his BFG (big frickin gun for all you non-quake people) but realises he has no ammo, and the mob begins to close in on him...

[Pooping_Panda]

so they all beat his ass with sausages and diffrent kinds of meat untill he finds himself dead and being eatin by a dog

the end

[blade666]

yum... (not the end!)

the man had some stds, so the dog got them. this dog was a horny dog...

[aight]

confusion. He looks around and finally sees that his finger has been covered with...

[fusi0n]

placenta. Fin.

[snow_punk70]

But really the placenta was a magical ooze that turned him into the saviour of the human race!! As they were on the eve of destruction by an unspoken evil named.....

[jewpinthethird]

Snow Punk70...

[chaosjr17]

He was an evil door, who liked to drink his coffee and walk his dog, one day he was planning to blow up town hall when out of no where sprung...

[bvbaseball1]

a llama that looks much like my avatar and the llama...

[fusi0n]

died and then nukes went off and the world ended the end

[blade666]

but not the cockroaches! they survived and continued to...

[fusi0n]

the end

[soccr743]

[bvbaseball1]

themselves until they were all the ended out. fusi0n then died of studpidity and...

[blade666]

was immediately trampled to a bloody pulp by some fat guy who had been living with the cockroaches and had managed to survive by..

[fusi0n]

the end.

[djsmalls]

and then djsmalls moved to awsomeville the end.

[fusi0n]

Sure, as long as it ends.

[djbadiola]

and had managed to survive by....
He took out a grenade and pulled out a baby kitten, then he.......
(ITS NOT THE END PEOPLE! LETS MAKE THIS STORY LAST LIKE 3 MORE PAGES!)

[ringluver]

a tubgirl greanade that killed all...

[deposition]

Except

The End

[Deston]

You people suck! At least try to keep this thing going! Where is the story now anyway? I can't understand the stupid thing trough everyone's attempt at making it end!Here's a new one for you:

In a place far, far, away called Mexico, ther was...

[tnyhwk900]

a dog with genital herpes. He walked along, until suddenly..

[flypie743]

he died. The end.

[nostopballa]

(continued from The end...)

...was near but that didnt seem to bother any of the other animals that got his std...

[flypie743]

and then the people killed the dog and it was the end.

[Moogy]

the end

[flypie743]

the end

[CypherToorima]

the end

[Doug31]

the end