Create a Battle-Cry

[Laharl]

http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php


Yea, verily: Who is that, running over the mountains! It is Sandman, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He cries mightily:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I destroy all in my path faster than the super-flu!!!"

Err... for FFR, I guess I should change the name I enter.

Sprinting across the cliffs, carrying an oversized scalpel, cometh Laharl! And he gives a low cry:

"I'm going to brutalize you until you are unable to sit properly!!!"

[Moogy]

Prowling on the mountains, attacking with a studded crowbar, cometh Moogy! And he gives a spectacular grunt:

"I'm going to smack you so badly, the devil himself will plead for mercy!!"

[plasmix]

Sprinting through the hotel lobby, attacking with a studded crowbar, cometh Plasmix! And he gives a bloodthirsty scream:

"I'm going to smash you until you shit molton lava, and plunge you into financial ruin!!"

[tristia]

Lo! Who is that, rampaging along the hotel lobby! It is Tristia, hands clutching a vorpal blade! She cries homicidally:

"I'm seriously going to bludgeon you beyond your expiration date!!"

[DaynieBurger]

Yea, verily: Who is that, striding across the desert! It is DaynieBurger, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a vengeful scream, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to reduce you to ash, and sell you as spice!"

Haha, watch out for those pitas.

[Anticrombie0909]

I have the best freaking one.

"Rampaging out of the cliffs, swinging two hardened pitas, cometh Anticrombie0909! And he gives a vengeful scream:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I tear into the enemy like a mad dog who can only get madder!!"

[QreepyBORIS]

Hark! Who is that, rampaging across the candy store! It is QreepyBORIS, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a bloodthirsty bellow, his voice cometh:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I bring darkness and mayhem until my loins find satisfaction!"


...What the shit?

[RenmazuoGK]

Hark! Who is that, stalking amidst the hotel lobby! It is RenmazuoGK, hands clutching a meaty axe! He roars ominously:

"I'm seriously going to flog you into the danger zone!!!"

[VxDx]

all I thought of when I saw this topic was,

Let me see your war face!
Sir?
Your war face! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! That's a war face!

[Kefit]

Hark! Who is that, running through the freeway! It is Kefit, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! He cries ominously:

"I'm seriously going to redefine your concept of 'playing hardball with the big boys'!!!"

[ananana]

Skulking over the mountains, clutching a mighty sword, cometh Ana! And she gives an ominous grunt:

"I'm going to pulverize you so utterly, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!!" 8)

[Cyborg_Mermaid]

FFR Name
Lo! Who is that, rampaging on the icy wasteland! It is Cyborg_Mermaid, hands clutching a mighty sword! She roars vengefully:

"I'm going to beat you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!!!"

Real Name
Zang! Who is that, rampaging over the icy wasteland! It is Liza, hands clutching a reflective halberd! She cries gutterally:

"I'm going to torment you until the laws of physics are violated!!"

[RobbyZero]

Zang! Who is that, stalking over the hotel lobby! It is HolyBlank, hands clutching a burning branch! And with an ominous cry, his voice cometh:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I come like a storm and lay waste like a hurricane!!"

[Chromer]

Oh Ho! Who is the lone figure who mysterious silouette paints the pale Moon? It is Chromer, cluthching the almighty sword of n00b Slaughter and Chaos! He Screams
Distastefully:

"I'm Gonna Whup you like a Red Headed Stepchild from Cinderella Biooootch!"

[RobbyZero]

"I'm Gonna Whup you like a Red Headed Stepchild from Cinderella Biooootch!"

Rofl nice!

[qualy]

Rampaging on the cliffs, clutching a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Qualy! And he gives a bloodthirsty scream:

"For the love of beatings, I shall fill the world with the stench of death!!"

[Cyborg_Mermaid]

Rampaging on the cliffs, clutching a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Qualy! And he gives a bloodthirsty scream:

"For the love of beatings, I shall fill the world with the stench of death!!"

I love it! XD That is so going in the AIM profile when I get home.

[Yami_no_Kouichi]

Wah! The link won't work for me!

Poo.

I found one I did a long time ago 0_0. I used the name Quatre.

Yea, verily: Who is that, running on the mountains! It is Quatre,
hands clutching a reflective halberd! She roars ominously:

"I'm going to spank you beyond mortal comprehension, and dip you in
uranium!"

[Arch0wl]

Oh...my...god

Who is that, rampaging on the hotel lobby! It is Arch, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He grunts thunderously:

"I'm going to torment you with such disregard for common sense, Buddha will explode!!"

[Specforces]

Lo! Who dost approach in thy C-130, roaring through the skies like the hand of Zues! It is Specforces, M-4 in hand, paracute on back, and revenge in mind! His voice resonates with the intonation of God,

"Come hither, fear not of the lives you will lose today, they are now mine!"

[Laharl]

That so fits you how you have military weaponry, Spec. Or did you alter that yourself?

I remember one of these a long time ago. I still remember what I got because it was so awesome.

"I will pierse a hole in you the size of God!"

[Specforces]

I just made that off the top of my head.

Specforces

[Yami_no_Kouichi]

Whee! The link worked!

Running on the candy store, carrying a bladed baseball bat, cometh Yami_no_Kouichi! And she gives a booming grunt:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!!"

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

Rampaging through the tundra, clutching an oversized scalpel, cometh Bean! And he gives a mighty cry:

"I'm going to fuck you beyond capacity, and then some!!!"

[jazzmosis]

As Jazzmosis:

Who is that, rampaging across the terrain! It is Jazzmosis, hands clutching a thorned whip! He roars thunderously:

"I'm going to contort you into the danger zone, and plug you into a power plant!"

As my actual name:

Striding over the hotel lobby, brandishing buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh ----! And he gives a low roar:

"In the name of malice, I carve into flesh like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!"

[blitzmage]

As Aaron:

Hark! Who is that, sprinting along the freeway! It is Aaron, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a mighty cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to fuck you until you're bright blue, and hijack your momma's airplane!"

....Righto

FFR name:

Zang! Who is that, running on the mountains! It is Blitzmage, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a gutteral bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to bruise you into the fourth dimension, then steal your lederhosen!!!"

[RageVI]

Who is that, stalking over the steppes! It is RageVI, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He howls mightily:

"I'm going to punch you until armored tanks pull us apart!"

[linus]

Who is that, prowling over the steppes! It is Linus, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a spectacular roar, his voice cometh:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I tear into the enemy until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!"

[jewpinthethird]

UH OH!

Stalking out of the terrain, carrying a bladed baseball bat, cometh Jesus Christ! And he gives a mighty roar:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I pillage like a river of pure piranha!!!"

[Moogy]

Jewpin wins.

[scorpio1690]

Stalking along the tundra, carrying two hardened pitas, cometh Scorpio1690! And he gives a bloodthirsty grunt:

"I'm going to smack you so utterly, Buddha will explode!!"

[alainbryden]

mine rules:

Lo! Who is that, stalking on the plains! It is Horseman, hands clutching a thorned whip! He cries mightily:

"I'm going to hack into your brain, and type rm -rf !!!"

[djserwek]

djserwek trudges along the ground towards the victim reciting

"im gonna beat the hell out of you and leave you for dead until you smell like a**...or foot... or a foot lodged deep deep deep up inside an a**"

[SephirothFF7]

Zang! Who is that, skulking along the mini-mall parking lot! It is SephirothFF7, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He grunts ominously:

"Hail the blood-letting! I sow darkness and discord until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!"

[Jam930]

Jamie slides through the shadows and then, teleporting into the sunlight with a hot potato in hand, screams:

"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!"

[caley_laing]

Jamie slides through the shadows and then, teleporting into the sunlight with a hot potato in hand, screams:

"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!"

Ok..wow, that was a distressing endeavor

[Hamsterbeat]

User Name:Standing upon a old japanese shrine long blue hair flowing, the reflection of the moon shows the higher half of his face, Eyes glaring with a brillant Flame......

"Remeber me when you see the moon..............."

Real Name:trotting out along the desert, wooden grave marker sword along the shouldersthe head lifts up slowly showing a demonic eye between the flowing brown hair..

"so.......you still want to take me on.................."

[Lupin_the_3rd]

For those who know me in real life:

Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking over the cliffs! It is Mr. Miyagi, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He grunts mightily:

"I'm going to unleash oven cleaner in your pants!!"

For the sake of FFR:

Sprinting through the candy store, wielding two hardened pitas, cometh Lupin The 3rd! And he gives a gutteral howl:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!"

[Jam930]

Jamie slides through the shadows and then, teleporting into the sunlight with a hot potato in hand, screams:

"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!"

Ok..wow, that was a distressing endeavor

thankyou,

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia actually means "fear of long words"...

[fusi0n]

"Who is that?"
"That's the insane kid with cancer across the street."
"Is he carrying a wiffle ball?"
"Yeah."

"I am going to kill you so fast that it will be completely painless!"

[Kenzya]

Hark! Who is that, stalking out of the freeway! It is Kenzya, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a bloodthirsty scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to brutalize you with such wanton cruelty, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!!"

[Treffpunkt]

Lo! Who is that, rampaging along the tarmac! It is Treffpunkt, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He roars homicidally:

"I'm going to hack into your brain, and type FORMAT C: !!"

[Darkmage136]

Chinese name:
Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking through the plains! It is _______, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He grunts homicidally:

"I'm going to **** you in such an unsafe manner, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!"
^^^^
err....
FFR name:
Zang! Who is that, prowling over the hotel lobby! It is Darkmage136, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He screams vengefully:

"This one's for you, mom! I carve into flesh until everything has croaked!!!"

[evilbutterfly]

as eb:
Striding out of the tundra, attacking with a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Evilbutterfly! And he gives a bloodthirsty cry:

"I'm going to hack into your brain, and type rm -rf * !!"


as dl, my other username:
Who is that, sprinting across the mountains! It is Diablo Loco, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a vengeful roar, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to smash you until you're a parapalegic, then make toast!!!"


with my real name:
Sprinting through the tarmac, brandishing a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Noah! And he gives a mighty grunt:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I bring annihilation and cheap beer!!!"


i'm not sure which i like best

[1-4-4]

Lo! Who is that, running on the mini-mall parking lot! It is 1-4-4, hands clutching a burning branch! He bellows apocalyptically:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!!!"

[Omeganitros]

Woah, when did Lupin come back?

[CypherToorima]

Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking amidst the mountains! It is Cypher, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a mighty howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to hump you until you acquire caulrophobia, and hijack your momma's airplane!"
O.o

[chaosjr17]

HUHZUH! running through a kiddie pool, wielding his mighty straw comeths Chaos! screaming like Micheal Jackson

"Prepare to meet your demise, you filthy heathens!"

[Belgarion]

Hark! Who is that, rampaging out of the fields! It is Belgarion, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a spectacular grunt, his voice cometh:

"By Odin's mighty spear, you are made of meat and I am very hungry!"

[DarkMage]

My name is Darkmage136

:O You wish you had my name n00b

[Darkmage136]

w/e i don't really care :D

[RaveMaster]

Its funny cause Darkmage136 signed up first and his name isnt just darkmage...