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FestiveTurkey
03-8-2008, 08:05 AM
Time is coming as spring break approaches and has the poll for the best and worst lovers of the world.

The survey was based on the poll of 10,000 women in 50 countries.

German men have been branded the ‘worst lovers in the world’ thanks to their selfishness.

The second in the list were Swedish blokes, and the reason for their spot was that they were too quick.

Because of being too rough Holland men made it to the third spot in the list of worst lovers. As for the Americans they secured the fourth place because of their dominance.

They were followed by Welsh men, because they were too soppy, fifth were the ‘too loud’ Scots and sixth were Turks for being too sweaty.

Tenth spot was given to English men, as according to the poll they were too chubby. According to the women polled, the best lovers were as expected, Italians and French.


Any thoughts? Opinions?

Personally, I think they have Germany, USA, Italy, and France pretty much right down to the money. Everyone just needs to back off from being turned on all time time and needs to get into shape.

edit: Damn...forgot the poll.

omgitznpv
03-8-2008, 08:09 AM
what about asians :(

FestiveTurkey
03-8-2008, 08:15 AM
what about asians :(I'm trying to find the entire list.. Might take me a while because Google and Yahoo aren't helping.

edit: Best I can find at the moment.

Another list:
1. Germans ..selfish
2. Swedes..to quick
3. Dutch..too rough
4. Yanks..too dominating
5. Welsh..soppy
6. Scots..too loud
7. Turks..sweaty
8. Greeks..smelly
9. Russians..hairy
10. English..too chubby

omgitznpv
03-8-2008, 10:17 AM
Haha, okay...I'd like to see where we'd rank hehe

Coolboyrulez0
03-8-2008, 11:20 AM
Aw **** you! I am german and I ain't selfish, nor a bad lover.

sumzup
03-8-2008, 07:41 PM
That's what they all say.

FestiveTurkey
03-8-2008, 08:01 PM
Haha, okay...I'd like to see where we'd rank heheYeah...I can't find the whole list. Sry.

stretchypanda
03-8-2008, 08:43 PM
Guido is the world's best lover.

Crashfan3
03-8-2008, 08:46 PM
Hmm... I'm 1/8 Norwegian... don't see them anywhere on the list...

Touchie_Duckie
03-8-2008, 08:52 PM
My ex boyfriend was Italian.

Notice the ex part.

Das Mustafah
03-8-2008, 08:59 PM
Who performed this survey? Time? The wording confuses me.

Seems pretty narrow to have only 10,000 women polled, especially considering most of these women didn't answer based on any knowledge but were simply responding to stereotypes.

FestiveTurkey
03-8-2008, 09:05 PM
List:
1. Germans
2. Swedish
3. Dutch
4. Americans
5. Welsh
6. Scottish
7. Turks
8. Greeks
9. Russians
10. English
11. South Africans
12. Australians
13. Hispanic
14. Danish
15. New Zealand
16. Brazilian
17. Canadian

Tibs
03-8-2008, 09:07 PM
Hi you're probably Madmatt brb checking that list of accounts registered from Madmatt's IP.

Das Mustafah
03-8-2008, 09:13 PM
Who's Madatt?

JKPolk
03-8-2008, 09:37 PM
Your worst nightmare.

Nah I'm just kidding he's just an idiot.

An idiot from your worst nightmares...

FestiveTurkey
03-8-2008, 09:43 PM
Hi you're probably Madmatt brb checking that list of accounts registered from Madmatt's IP.
Is he like FFR's worst nightmare?

Nyokou
03-9-2008, 12:36 AM
He's an idiot that posts useless threads that no one cares about.

-Fallen-
03-9-2008, 01:06 AM
Aw **** you! I am german and I ain't selfish, nor a bad lover.

Cause you have so much experience being a lover by the age of 14?


Also yay for Canada being the very last, hellz yeah :)

hoochan
03-9-2008, 01:17 AM
Asians are not even on that list yet. Woohoo!

tsugomaru
03-9-2008, 01:26 AM
Is he like FFR's worst nightmare?

This almost confirms it's you. It's the way he would respond to such a statement.

~Tsugomaru

Das Mustafah
03-9-2008, 03:48 PM
Hah... can I get some history or something?

Shadowcliff
03-9-2008, 09:57 PM
http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/profile/madmatt621/ and take a look at his post history. Look for the threads that he made.

JKPolk
03-9-2008, 10:14 PM
Also of note:
Forum Posts: 4,190
Member for: 1.21 years

Hahahaha

Tibs
03-11-2008, 07:53 AM
Banned LOL. Fucking called it.

Murtaug
03-12-2008, 06:48 PM
Haha, okay...I'd like to see where we'd rank hehe

where ffr people with super fast hands rank? obviously pretty high up there!!