DONT THINK ABOUT THE BOLDED SENTENCE FOR MORE THAN 3 MINUTES

[Master_of_PARANOiA]

When from behind me a young woman of 25 uttered the following. it was the dumbest thing I ever heard in my life until Dan Quayle was elected vice president of the United States. She said “If it weren’t for my horse I wouldn’t have spent that year in college”
...DON'T, DON'T think about that sentence for more than 3 minutes or blood will shoot out your nose

well, anyone kno what that could mean? "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college"

if you think about that sentence for more than 3 minutes, youre likely to have an anuerism

[Moogy]

*aneurysms*

[chillywilly]

haha i have that on dvd...why is this in CT?

[Master_of_PARANOiA]

cuz u have to think critically about the sentence to figure it out, but if u think about it for longer than 3 mins ull die

[Anonymous]

cuz
ull

lolololololol

[HNJhack]

no, the better one was" oralsex should be an Olympic sport, ... cuz if you're any good at it you deserve a medal!! ^_^

[Feuergeist]

ow, im getting a headache

everything i think about it, i start chucklying then my eyes bulge :bulb:

[alainbryden]

I like the horse part. Definately the forté of this post.

[makaveli121212]

thats from conspiracy theory isnt it...

[VxDx]

You know what's great?

It's when you retell a joke by a great commedian over the internet, and it loses all it's humor and then you put it in the critical thinking forum.


And then alainbryden misuses the word forte (<-no I don't have a fancy pants accent mark). Yeah, I think that just might be the definition of great.

[Master_of_PARANOiA]

lol, ur post was the definition of great. i really wanted to kno wat that sentence meant tho...

[lightdarkness]

i dont get it
please explian

[Master_of_PARANOiA]

get what?

[dancingmaniac3]

i dont get it either. i thought about it for 5 mins. im still alive. lol. i didnt get it yet.

[dontcareaboutmyid]

You need to switch your mindset a few notches above extremly perverse and a few notches below Ben stine in the clear eye's commercial.

All about the mind sets.

[Freak83]

Freak83 does not get it...

[evil-_-_-chEEsE]

errrr this makes no sence.... 10 min here... im still alive!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous]

wtf is it like her voice was horse and she couldnt speak

[Cenright]

Well the clean way is that her horse kicked her and so instead of spending that year in college, she probably was in the hospital. BUT, the way she said it, she was happy, meaning something happened that wouldn't have happened if she was in college. (Man of her dreams of less stress from her parents)


Thay have another meaning though, but I don't need to go any further than that, because it is just sick.