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msbrunnettemickey
05-24-2005, 06:06 PM
Ok, so, i'm going to post some riddles, the first person to get one of the riddles right, is the one who has to make up another riddle, and then the first person who gets one of that person's riddles right, will post a riddle...

BUT! You have to post who got the riddle right first, so that person would know, he/she won, and has to make up a riddle.

Ok, i begin. (SO EASY)

1. Why are 1898 silver dollars worth more than 1897 silver dollars?

2. Someone at a party introduces you to your mother's only sister's husband's sister in law. He has no brothers. What do you call this lady?

3. What English word can have 4 of its 5 letters removed and still retain it's original pronunciation?

I will also report who got them first, you guys can decide if you want scores.
If it's been a long time.. and no one got none of the riddles (which i doubt) I'll post the answers.
Good luck.

blargherness
05-24-2005, 06:13 PM
1. because 1898 is a larger number than 1897
2. your mother. that one gave me a headache.
3.queue (i think thats spelled right.) of course the only reason i knew this one was because i have heard it before.

msbrunnettemickey
05-24-2005, 06:22 PM
Omg. blargherness won. Yayaya.
Even thought i think you cheated and googled the answers...
You get to make up the new riddles.
Gogogogogo.

blargherness
05-24-2005, 06:32 PM
Well i didnt... #1 was really easy and like i said i heard number 3 before, but whatever.
ok here is mine:
A small child is playing around in a very tall building. she jumps off the third story but is physically o.k., and there is nothing at the bottom to slow her fall except the hard surface at the bottom. how is this possible? And i made it up so you cant google it. its pretty easy if you think about it. It is kinda Iffy but whatever.

iggymatrixcounter
05-24-2005, 06:45 PM
b/c the first few stories are underground

blargherness
05-24-2005, 06:49 PM
Nope, not the answer...but that would work...i gotta make my riddles more descriptive. And remember, it IS iffy, please dont get angry if it is way too unusual for a riddle.

pntballa18
05-25-2005, 12:09 PM
You said she was physically ok before the jump, but not after.

blargherness
05-25-2005, 01:16 PM
You said she was physically ok before the jump, but not after.
She is physically ok AFTER the jump. ok? ok.

pntballa18
05-25-2005, 01:42 PM
You cant jump off of the third story building unless it's at the top. Either I win, of you change it to OUT of the third story

vashthestampede0987
05-25-2005, 01:50 PM
Because the stories are only 1ft high.

blargherness
05-25-2005, 02:06 PM
vash: nope.
paintballa: I made up the riddle so I choose what is what and I choose the winner because I know the answer.

pntballa18
05-25-2005, 02:10 PM
I GOT IT! Its so easy when you read it slowly. It's possible because the little kid jumped out! It never says how is it possible that she didnt get hurt!

blargherness
05-25-2005, 02:34 PM
I GOT IT! Its so easy when you read it slowly. It's possible because the little kid jumped out! It never says how is it possible that she didnt get hurt!

VERY VERY good answer, but not the one I'm looking for. sorry.

Tps222
05-25-2005, 05:37 PM
Is it possible that she never hit the ground. Maybe there isn't gravity, and she floated away.

Tps222
05-25-2005, 05:38 PM
Or it's possible that she jumped off the 3rd and landed on the 2nd.

vashthestampede0987
05-25-2005, 05:46 PM
She fell in a pile of garbage.

blargherness
05-25-2005, 06:56 PM
She fell in a pile of garbage.
and there is nothing at the bottom to slow her fall except the hard surface at the bottom.
and i will say again, it is iffy.

vashthestampede0987
05-25-2005, 07:50 PM
But it's not slowing her down.

blargherness
05-25-2005, 08:37 PM
yet again, except THE HARD SURFACE at the bottom. K i will give a pretty big hint, the hard surface at the bottom isn't necessarily the sidewalk/earth/road....pay attention to all the iffy unfinished sentences.

psychic25
05-25-2005, 08:50 PM
Hmm... all I can think of is that "story" doesn't mean the levels of a building.

Is the building a library, and she jumped off a stack of books (stories) onto the floor?

blargherness
05-25-2005, 08:54 PM
Awww. good job. psychic25 got it.

psychic25
05-25-2005, 09:14 PM
=O Yay. Lol I really didn't think that was it.

Okay. Try these.

1. I pass before the sun, yet make no shadow. What am I?

2. If you break me, I'll not stop working. If you can touch me, my work is done. If you lose me, you must find me with a ring soon after. What am I?

3. We are very little creatures; all of us have different features. One of us in glass is set, one of us you'll find in jet. Another you may see in tin, and a fourth is boxed within. If the fifth you should pursue, it can never fly far from you. What are we?

msbrunnettemickey
05-26-2005, 04:47 AM
1. The wind

2. A Heart

3. The vowels ( A E I O & U) ?!?

Am i right??

psychic25
05-26-2005, 04:11 PM
=O Wow.

All the answers are right.

super-smashman
05-26-2005, 04:26 PM
Of Charlie is as old as Jimmy will be when Marie is as old as Charlie is now, who is the oldest? Who is the youngest? Explain.

pntballa18
05-26-2005, 04:33 PM
Charlie. he's as old as jimmy WILL be. WHEN marie is as old as charlie is now

i win, and it wasnt your turn.

super-smashman
05-26-2005, 06:30 PM
What? You lose badly! You didn't even answer the questions!

msbrunnettemickey
05-26-2005, 06:44 PM
Of Charlie is as old as Jimmy will be when Marie is as old as Charlie is now, who is the oldest? Who is the youngest? Explain.

I won so i need to make a riddle, not you ='(

Try this riddle.. I made it up now...

'My eyes are originally light blue, when i'm angry they are mixed with green color, when i'm sad they are dark blue, when i'm happy they are gray, when i am asleep they are...'

psychic25
05-26-2005, 07:13 PM
Uh.... light blue?

blargherness
05-26-2005, 07:15 PM
'My eyes are originally light blue, when i'm angry they are mixed with green color, when i'm sad they are dark blue, when i'm happy they are gray, when i am asleep they are...'
closed? Ha that is the only thing I can think of. ill be majorly surprised if it is right.

msbrunnettemickey
05-26-2005, 07:27 PM
Uh.... light blue?

Nope. But you got the main idea.

'My eyes are originally light blue, when i'm angry they are mixed with green color, when i'm sad they are dark blue, when i'm happy they are gray, when i am asleep they are...'
closed? Ha that is the only thing I can think of. ill be majorly surprised if it is right.

And... nope.

pntballa18
05-27-2005, 01:18 PM
Plain old regular blue!

msbrunnettemickey
05-27-2005, 01:38 PM
Nope...

pntballa18
05-27-2005, 02:29 PM
eyes?

msbrunnettemickey
05-27-2005, 04:26 PM
Nope, you got to guess a color.. geez. It's so easy...

pntballa18
05-27-2005, 04:46 PM
Give us(me) a hint

msbrunnettemickey
05-27-2005, 05:01 PM
Alright... since i know no one would get it... here is a BIG hint.

Combine blue + red... what color do you get?

Bahamut-X
05-27-2005, 05:03 PM
Purple. Oh I'm smart.

pntballa18
05-27-2005, 05:06 PM
ugh not fair
purple

not fair i should get it i have been trying harder

EDIT:500th post I should get it now

super-smashman
05-27-2005, 05:09 PM
I don't get it :S

msbrunnettemickey
05-27-2005, 06:41 PM
Bahamut-X
wins. kk.

pntballa18
05-28-2005, 10:25 AM
Gosh darnet! :cry:

breakdancr101
05-31-2005, 01:28 PM
there is nothing at the bottom to slow her down, but she is wearing a parachute. it's not at the bottom.

breakdancr101
05-31-2005, 01:38 PM
nvm. i was didn't know about the other pages. i was referring to a different riddle.

psychic25
05-31-2005, 05:33 PM
Uh... in the interest of keeping this going...

I wave without hands,
Fly without wings,
Men have died for me.
What am I?

Feel free to override me, Bahamut-X.

Specialsock
05-31-2005, 06:01 PM
The flag?

psychic25
05-31-2005, 11:31 PM
Yep. Good job.

breakdancr101
06-16-2005, 08:10 AM
so is this thread over or what?

pntballa18
06-16-2005, 11:32 AM
Obviously, it was dead. Let dead topics die.

weatherman14
06-16-2005, 12:01 PM
Ok, so, i'm going to post some riddles, the first person to get one of the riddles right, is the one who has to make up another riddle, and then the first person who gets one of that person's riddles right, will post a riddle...

BUT! You have to post who got the riddle right first, so that person would know, he/she won, and has to make up a riddle.

Ok, i begin. (SO EASY)

1. Why are 1898 silver dollars worth more than 1897 silver dollars?

2. Someone at a party introduces you to your mother's only sister's husband's sister in law. He has no brothers. What do you call this lady?

3. What English word can have 4 of its 5 letters removed and still retain it's original pronunciation?

I will also report who got them first, you guys can decide if you want scores.
If it's been a long time.. and no one got none of the riddles (which i doubt) I'll post the answers.
Good luck.

problem with number two:
Someone at a party introduces you to your mother's only sister's husband's sister in law. He has no brothers. What do you call this lady? it could not be a girl because it says he has no brothers, but not a boy because it is a sister in law.

This question is void! I get the next riddle(s)!!!

1. What becomes bigger the more you take out of it?
and 2. if you cut a straight line through a pizza nine times, what is the maximum number of pieces that can be made? (They do not have to be the same size.)
3. How about 12 straight cuts through?
if you get 2 and 3 right, i will be amazed,
Mathn3rd[/b]

pntballa18
06-16-2005, 12:12 PM
Please read the whole topic. Someone has already anwered these. Lock this someone.

Verruckter
06-16-2005, 12:13 PM
1. A hole

The rest, I dunno.

falconsfan14
06-16-2005, 12:32 PM
2. 2
3. i dont know

super-smashman
06-16-2005, 02:51 PM
2.
http://img168.echo.cx/img168/7557/26pz.png

dancingmaniac3
06-16-2005, 03:05 PM
Ok, so, i'm going to post some riddles, the first person to get one of the riddles right, is the one who has to make up another riddle, and then the first person who gets one of that person's riddles right, will post a riddle...

BUT! You have to post who got the riddle right first, so that person would know, he/she won, and has to make up a riddle.

Ok, i begin. (SO EASY)

1. Why are 1898 silver dollars worth more than 1897 silver dollars?

2. Someone at a party introduces you to your mother's only sister's husband's sister in law. He has no brothers. What do you call this lady?

3. What English word can have 4 of its 5 letters removed and still retain it's original pronunciation?

I will also report who got them first, you guys can decide if you want scores.
If it's been a long time.. and no one got none of the riddles (which i doubt) I'll post the answers.
Good luck.

problem with number two:
Someone at a party introduces you to your mother's only sister's husband's sister in law. He has no brothers. What do you call this lady? it could not be a girl because it says he has no brothers, but not a boy because it is a sister in law.

This question is void! I get the next riddle(s)!!!

Wrong. The riddle is referring to "He" as the sister's husband. If you read the problem carefully and think through it, you would understand that. "He has no brothers" is saying that the sister's husband does not have any brothers.

weatherman14
06-16-2005, 03:25 PM
1. is a hole, good job,
number 2 is not 37
haha

I WILL IGNORE THE COMMENT ABOVE

Verruckter
06-16-2005, 03:37 PM
I got 40 for number 2.

weatherman14
06-16-2005, 03:43 PM
tell me when you want the answer

super-smashman
06-16-2005, 04:19 PM
JFSHSHJKGFDJKDHLZCN!

damn... oh I noticed that I could have added another. So, 38?

EDIT: OMG 2 ACTUALLY! So, 39?

weatherman14
06-17-2005, 08:32 AM
the answer to #2 is 46--- First one to get number three will be crowned champion...

----"and the waitress is practicing politics, while the businessmen slowly get stoned. They are sharing a drink they call loneliness, but it's better than drinking alone. la la lala didi daa, la la didi daa da----

riddle 4:
What song is this line from above???

EDIT: Super-smashman, you try too hard...

falconsfan14
06-17-2005, 10:23 AM
3. 61

weatherman14
06-17-2005, 01:15 PM
ok folks, see if you can find a pattern:
10 straight cuts make a max. of 56 possible pieces.
add that into the equation.

12 should be a whole lot easier to figure out now, 61 is too low...

---There will always be
a method to my madness---

MATHN3RD
a.k.a. Dan the Weatherman

weatherman14
06-17-2005, 01:36 PM
ok?

blargherness
06-18-2005, 08:08 AM
the song sounds like "piano man", but i'm not entirely sure. I used to listen to it a lot.

pntballa18
06-18-2005, 08:19 AM
I think it is pianoman, but I only got it because you said it.

weatherman14
06-18-2005, 12:35 PM
Pianoman is correct!!! Ding-ding-ding!

good job

Spazzbite
06-18-2005, 08:29 PM
I got 90 for number 3.

Also, I found a way to cut through a pizza 9 times and get 60 pieces instead of your 46.

super-smashman
06-19-2005, 11:19 AM
Show us.

Spazzbite
06-19-2005, 12:15 PM
Grey lines are cuts. I also used a cube to show a better visual of how it is cut. Yes, there are only nine cuts, you just have to think 3D. Each 10 signifies the number of pieces per horizontal layer. Note that you can make more vertical cuts than horizontal cuts and keep producing more slices.

http://img172.echo.cx/img172/9499/9cuts0cp.jpg

weatherman14
06-19-2005, 08:19 PM
The Pizza is 2 demensional, but nice way to stretch the answer.
let me give you a big hint---
0 cuts--1 piece
1-cut--2
2--4
3--7
4--11
5--16
6--22
...

Ok???
ok

weatherman14
06-19-2005, 08:22 PM
and here is another song quote--- who wrote and sang this piece???

I closed my eyes, only for a moment now the moments gone.
All my dreams- pass before my eyes of curiousity.
Dust in the wind..."

Who?
MATHN3RD

dancingmaniac3
06-19-2005, 09:32 PM
Use the edit button for christs sake.

PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR
06-19-2005, 10:58 PM
3 = 79 according to your formula

Silver_Brian
06-19-2005, 11:39 PM
Spazzbite:Either thats a really thick pizza or those are really small pieces. Just commenting cause it looked funny.

birtybirty27
06-20-2005, 12:36 AM
She doesnt literaly jump off the building she jumps while on the 3rd floor. Since she just jumped up she probaly isnt hurt

pntballa18
06-20-2005, 06:03 AM

And Weatherman, you can't just add more riddles because you want to feel special and still be in charge. And these are'nt even riddles. These are math questions and name that tune games.

weatherman14
06-21-2005, 12:05 PM
Sk8er got it right, 79 is the correct answer!!!

and just to comply with all of paintballa's lighted signs, plackards, signatures, avatars, and messages; if you come back soon, it will be your turn to give us a riddle! Congratulations!

MATHN3RD,
DtW

pntballa18
06-21-2005, 12:58 PM
Why do I make a riddle? I didnt get any of the riddles right.

PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR
06-22-2005, 11:02 AM
pntballa can do my riddle because i don't have one

pntballa18
06-22-2005, 06:57 PM
I don't have one either.

Spazzbite
06-22-2005, 11:29 PM
I'll post one, this is a good one.

Looking around your attention finds a small chair with a mobile entity covering it with it's lesser half . . . It speaks, you hear "Glass of water please . . . "

You see the bartender examine the seated man for a moment. He then reaches under the counter and pulls out a shotgun point-blank in the man's face. The seated man speaks again

"Thank You" he says, and walks out of the bar . . . why did the man get what he needed?

06-23-2005, 03:43 AM
The man had the hiccups and the bartender cured him by scaring him.

pntballa18
06-23-2005, 07:31 AM
I've heard this one before, but I could never get it. This sounds like a good answer though.

Spazzbite
06-23-2005, 10:07 AM
The man had the hiccups and the bartender cured him by scaring him.

Bingo.

PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR
06-23-2005, 10:08 AM
The man had the hiccups and the bartender cured him by scaring him.

damnit you beat me to it.

and that was a good one spazz

weatherman14
06-23-2005, 11:34 AM
very nice.

06-24-2005, 04:12 AM
K I guess it's my turn.

Ahem:
A man is sitting in a bar feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of \$100 bills out of his wallet.
He turns to the rich man and says to him,
"I have an amazing talent: I know almost every song that has ever existed."
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it."
The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok how about my daughters name, Beatrice Graham-Davis."
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.

What song did he sing?

JurseyRider734
06-24-2005, 07:28 AM
The Beatrice Graham-Davis song.

Tank101
06-24-2005, 08:13 AM
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to Beatrice Graham-Davis,
Happy Birthday to you.

06-25-2005, 01:55 AM
Tank wins.

Tank101
06-25-2005, 05:38 PM
What can bring back the dead; make us cry, make us laugh, make us young; born in an instant yet lasts a life time. What is it?

Kinda stupid, but I couldn't think of a better one.

No googling.

emccky
06-25-2005, 05:51 PM
too confusing.. it's probably something stupid like love :O

No0dLeS
06-25-2005, 06:19 PM
is it burrito sauce?

Tank101
06-25-2005, 06:24 PM
Actually, it is one of those stupid riddles.

Like where the answer could be shadows, or the sun, or air, blah blah etc.

emccky
06-25-2005, 06:51 PM
is the answer anything ?

Harajuku_Guy
06-25-2005, 07:23 PM
that riddle tickles me belly!

Verruckter
06-25-2005, 07:32 PM
Memories.

I win.

Tank101
06-26-2005, 08:55 AM
Yup, Verruckter got it.

No0dLeS
06-28-2005, 03:14 AM
bet he googled....I know it

Tasuke
06-28-2005, 10:07 PM
Of Charlie is as old as Jimmy will be when Marie is as old as Charlie is now, who is the oldest? Who is the youngest? Explain.

They're triplets!
Cuz, if Charlie is 10 then Marie will be 10 as well.
And Jimmy is the same age as Charlie is when Marie
is Charlie's age, so he would be 10 also

birtybirty27
06-30-2005, 03:52 AM
During WWII, there was a bridge connecting Germany and Switzerland, and on the German side, there was a sentry tower with a guard in it. He would come out every three minutes to check on the bridge, and he had orders to turn back anyone who tried to get into Germany, and shoot anyone trying to escape without a pass. There was a woman who desperately needed to get into Switzerland, and she knew she didn't have time to get a pass. It would take her at least six minutes to cross the bridge, but she managed to do it. How?

Spazzbite
06-30-2005, 10:43 AM
Hm... Maybe when he came out of the tower, she acted like she was going towards Germany, and the guard sent her to Switzerland?

birtybirty27
06-30-2005, 08:03 PM
Yep thats it spazbite.

birtybirty27
06-30-2005, 08:14 PM
1. There are 5 houses in five different colors.
2. In each house lives a person with a different nationality.
3. These five owners drink a certain drink, smoke a certain band of cigar and keep a certain pet.
4. no owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar nor drink the same drink.

THE QUESTION IS - WHO OWNS THE FISH?

The Britt lives in the red house.
The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
The Dane drinks tea.
The green house is on the left of the white house.
The green house owner drinks coffee.
The person who smokes Paul Mall rears birds.
The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
The man living in the house right in centre drinks milk.
The Norwegian lives in the first house.
The man who smokes blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
The owner who smokes Bluemaster drinks beer.
The German smokes Prince.
The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
The man who smokes Blend has a neighbor who drinks water

Spazzbite
06-30-2005, 09:00 PM
The German.

Some easy riddles to warm up with:
1. Odd numbers are red, Even numbers are blue. What color is a red number plus a blue number?
2. You have nine apples and five bags. How can you arrange the apples so that there are at least two in each bag?

And now for the ultimate famous riddle:

"There are three words in the English language that end in "gry". One is angry and the other is hungry.Everyone knows what the third one means and what it stands for. Everyone uses them everyday, and if you listened very carefully, I've given you the third word.
What is it?"

This riddle isn't over until I've heard BOTH answers (One relates directly to the riddle, while the other is only partially related.)

reallygoodatffr
06-30-2005, 09:09 PM
1. What becomes bigger the more you take out of it?
a negative # seems like a better answer, and i know i read the first page and the rest up to pg5.
also the building one, it says at first she is playing around then jumps out the third story.
how can she be playing AROUND the building and then JUMP out the third story???
RIDDLE ME THAT!! :P

Spazzbite
06-30-2005, 09:58 PM
READ ALL OF THE FREAKIN' PAGES

I posted riddles on the previous page, answer those.

birtybirty27
06-30-2005, 10:30 PM
the first is red

the second idk

ive herd the third 1,languageis the asnwer also theres bowgry,hogry,hangry, and aggry

Spazzbite
07-1-2005, 10:06 AM
I was actually looking for Alhungry(A word from one of Shakespeare's early plays), but those work as well. The second riddle is easy, you just have to think creatively. The first answer is correct as well.

Tank101
07-1-2005, 01:51 PM
Spazz, that's not the original riddle.

Think of words ending in 'gry'. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.

That is.

birtybirty27
07-1-2005, 02:01 PM
Yes there is 2 versions of the gry but i think 1 is incorect.

Spazzbite
07-1-2005, 04:39 PM
Either way, the answers are the same. Somebody figure out the 2nd one already it's ridiculously easy.

Oh, and slicing of the apples aren't allowed, they have to remain whole.

PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR
07-1-2005, 06:53 PM
put all the apples in one bag, then place that bag inside all of the others

edited for typos

Spazzbite
07-2-2005, 11:29 AM

PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR
07-2-2005, 11:41 PM
ok here are a few, and you must answer all 4. If I can find my old book, then I will have hundreds more, much better than these.

1. What has four legs but only one foot?

2. Which candle burns longer, tallow or beeswax?

3. A dog runs into a wooded area, how far does he run?

4. A plane crashes on the border between 2 countries, who buries the survivors?

blargherness
07-3-2005, 11:09 AM
I'm guessing 1 is similar to a chair or something, but I'm stumped (cause I'm stupid.)
3 is halfway
4 is you don't bury survivors

PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR
07-3-2005, 11:36 AM
very good, 3,4 are correct.

1,2 still need answering (chair is incorrect)

Spazzbite
07-3-2005, 09:27 PM
1. A bed
2. Candles don't burn, they melt. Wicks burn instead.

PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR
07-3-2005, 09:52 PM
1. A bed
2. Candles don't burn, they melt. Wicks burn instead.

smart man, you are correct for 1, but 2 is still not correct. Almost there though.

Spazzbite
07-4-2005, 09:12 AM
I'll have to go with beeswax, then.

blargherness
07-4-2005, 02:46 PM
Hey who does the next riddle if he gets the candle one right? cause we would have both answered two right. We should stick to one riddle per person.

Spazzbite
07-4-2005, 07:44 PM
Eh, you can go ahead and post one blargh, I'm out of them for now.

PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR
07-4-2005, 08:40 PM
I'll have to go with beeswax, then.
sorry, but that is incorrect.

blargherness
07-5-2005, 12:51 PM
Got curious and googled it. It's a bit wordy. But then again that is how riddles are.

PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR
07-6-2005, 09:31 AM
I'll give you guys till midnight tonight (central) till I give the answer and let blargherness try his riddle.

also, I agree with blargherness in that there should only be one riddle from now on.

weatherman14
07-6-2005, 08:39 PM
depends on the wick inside

psychic25
07-6-2005, 09:02 PM
OH MY GOD THIS IS ALIVE

My guess is this:

Candles don't burn longer, they burn shorter.

If I'm right, Blargherness can make the riddle.

Tasuke
07-6-2005, 09:24 PM
I think Psychic is right, but I'll have to say: The taller one.

w-H-i-T-e-Y
07-7-2005, 04:53 PM
This is psychozerosk8er (im at my friends house on his comp) and psychic got it right. Candles don't burn longer, they burn shorter.

psychic25
07-8-2005, 11:13 PM
Uh, in the interest of keeping this going...

A traveler begins a journey. For the first week, he is carried. For the second week, he carries others. In the third week, he flies up into the sky. In the fourth week, he falls back down. Who is the traveler?

Feel free to override me, blargherness.

Spazzbite
07-9-2005, 04:35 PM
I want to say water on this one, since it would make the most sense.

PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR
08-3-2005, 12:14 AM
Bump

I'm going to have to agree with Spazzbite. Water seems like the best aswer.

crazymirror
08-13-2005, 04:31 PM
Yeah water sounds right

psychic25
08-16-2005, 03:11 PM
rofl

Yeah, water's right.

hieilover170
09-8-2005, 07:37 PM
Just bumping to keep this going.

B
A E
D U M R

That's my riddle

jupongatana
09-23-2005, 07:33 AM
or god...lol

Layla-Day
09-30-2005, 04:14 PM
Eh...never posted, but I suck.

Two birds starts flying at the same direction, going 20mph for 3 hours. how come both birds don't end up in the same tree?

blargherness
10-1-2005, 02:47 PM
either there's no tree or they start in different positions. or I'm wrong. I'll go with I'm wrong.

Biff_tech
10-10-2005, 01:48 AM
Cause one bird stopped before the other or Claris thompson

Darkomni
10-30-2005, 02:43 PM
I GOT IT! SHE HAD A PARACHUTE I THINK!

Darkomni
10-30-2005, 02:50 PM
sry
i didn't know about the other pages... silly me........

ruifio894
11-12-2005, 12:04 AM
A midget walkes into a bar. He sees a sign for a contest. The winner of the contest gets 100 dollars. He asks the bartender he wants to join. The bartender tells him you have to be drunk to participate. So the midget gets drunk. He tells the bartender he is ready. The midget has to complete three tasks. Task 1: Knock out the body builder in the corner with one punch. Eye level to a midget is his balls so he punches him, and the body builder is in so much pain, he passes out. Task 2: There is a whore in the upstairs and the midget has to make her scream loud enough so the whole bar can hear her (I think we all know how to do that.) Task 3: There is a rot wiler outside with a lose tooth, pull the tooth with plyers and come back withought a scratch on you. A couple minutes later, the whore comes down screaming with a bloody mouth and a missing tooth. What did the midget do to the dog??

Doug31
11-13-2005, 04:34 PM
Did the midget try to make the dog scream in the same way that well all know how to make the whore scream?

X-Calibur
11-16-2005, 10:42 AM
Here's one

A father and a son get in a car wreck, Two EMTs take them 2 different hospitals, the son is taken in the OR room, the doctor comes in a says

"I can't operate on this boy, he's my son" hows this possible

ruifio894
11-17-2005, 03:51 PM
No sorry, that's not the answer.

FluorescentArmy
11-20-2005, 04:11 PM
It is the original car accident father that is being operated on by his Father!

X-Calibur
11-21-2005, 10:29 AM
It is the original car accident father that is being operated on by his Father!

You dont know how many time ive got that answer but no thats not it

dissed11
11-24-2005, 08:50 PM
one of the fathers might be his stepfather...
i have no clue

X-Calibur
11-29-2005, 10:08 AM
one of the fathers might be his stepfather...
i have no clue

Hmm. thats a new one. but no thats not it

Necamus
11-29-2005, 09:25 PM
You only said a father and a son. You never said they were related.

It would be different if it was a father and his son.

Or you could be refering to a father in the religious sense, as in a person in the Church.

Or it could be the father and son of the same person. As in, the father is the father of the doctor, who is the father of the son.

RHCPryan
11-30-2005, 03:30 AM
ok i know your supposted to awnser one right first but you have to try this riddle its hard as hell.

riddle:

I am generally made of wood.

Many people have me.

Nobody wants me.

what am I?

X-Calibur
11-30-2005, 10:05 AM
You only said a father and a son. You never said they were related.

It would be different if it was a father and his son.

Or you could be refering to a father in the religious sense, as in a person in the Church.

Or it could be the father and son of the same person. As in, the father is the father of the doctor, who is the father of the son.

man, :shock: , never heard that comming. That actualy confused me.
but no.

ok make ya'll a deal if i can get 5 different people to tell me that they have no idea what it is I'll tell ya.

Necamus
12-1-2005, 08:44 PM
Yeah...my logic never makes sense to other people...

And RHCPryan, my guess would be a walking cane or splinter.

RHCPryan
12-2-2005, 07:31 AM
nope good guess though

X-Calibur
12-8-2005, 10:17 AM
ok i know your supposted to awnser one right first but you have to try this riddle its hard as hell.

riddle:

I am generally made of wood.

Many people have me.

Nobody wants me.

what am I?

Ok thisa is very F'ed-up i say....I donno :roll:

Schrammbledeggs
12-8-2005, 06:40 PM
You only said a father and a son. You never said they were related.

It would be different if it was a father and his son.

Or you could be refering to a father in the religious sense, as in a person in the Church.

Or it could be the father and son of the same person. As in, the father is the father of the doctor, who is the father of the son.

man, :shock: , never heard that comming. That actualy confused me.
but no.

ok make ya'll a deal if i can get 5 different people to tell me that they have no idea what it is I'll tell ya.

The doctor is his mom?

Schrammbledeggs
12-8-2005, 09:16 PM
ok i know your supposted to awnser one right first but you have to try this riddle its hard as hell.

riddle:

I am generally made of wood.

Many people have me.

Nobody wants me.

what am I?

The only thing I can think of is a Christmas tree after Christmas.

Lightknight924
12-10-2005, 11:23 PM
Okay,

Two babies are born at the same time, on the same day, during the same month, of the same year, to the same parents, but are not twins. How can this be?

MonkeyFoo
12-12-2005, 12:37 AM
Probly not what you're looking for... One is a kid and one is from one of their pets. They qualify as the parents of the baby pet, but it is not the twin of their child.

Ok here's my riddle:

I come from mammaries, but I am not milk.
I taste good on sandwiches.
What am I?

mattc16
12-12-2005, 12:53 PM
Okay,

Two babies are born at the same time, on the same day, during the same month, of the same year, to the same parents, but are not twins. How can this be?

They are triplets (or more)

Lightknight924
12-12-2005, 09:16 PM
Probly not what you're looking for... One is a kid and one is from one of their pets. They qualify as the parents of the baby pet, but it is not the twin of their child.

Ok here's my riddle:

I come from mammaries, but I am not milk.
I taste good on sandwiches.
What am I?

I would of agreed with you until the Parent part. They are both Homo Sapien.

I think Matt16 got it.

As for your riddle, Chicken Breasts.

X-Calibur
12-13-2005, 09:35 AM
Well that took most of forever. yes thats right :D
good job egg-dude

ruifio894
12-18-2005, 01:40 PM
Two cars are wailing down a street at 80 miles per hour, in the same direction. They never hit each other. Why?

Necamus
12-18-2005, 06:23 PM
Because they are going in the same direction, at the same speed. I don't know how to explain any more than that.

ruifio894
12-18-2005, 06:44 PM
Exactly.

Schrammbledeggs
01-1-2006, 03:26 PM
stupidest riddle i've ever heard

Layla-Day
01-2-2006, 09:51 AM
ok i know your supposted to awnser one right first but you have to try this riddle its hard as hell.

riddle:

I am generally made of wood.

Many people have me.

Nobody wants me.

what am I?

a splinter?

Twilight_Overlord
02-8-2006, 09:21 PM
A mom had 13 children. Half were girls. wtf is going on?

blargherness
02-12-2006, 11:12 AM
all of them are girls, so technically, half are girls.
to the made-of-wood problem, it reminded me of a different riddle with similar description (sort of), so i'm gonna say coffin.

glaexeaus
02-13-2006, 06:19 PM
OOh I got some that are actually puzzles but whatever.

1)(This is really retarded who could possibly get this with the answer i found?) There is a dead guy on the ground with a small straw in his hand. How did he get there?

2)The day before yesterday, Jimmy was 7. Next year, he will be 10. How is this possible?

3)Three really smart kids sit in a triangle so they can see each other. They are: Woody, Wendy, and Windy. The teacher says:"I have here 3 white spots and 2 black. I will place one on each of your foreheads so you can see the other's spots, but not your own. The first to tell me what their own spot is wins. You may not talk or communicate in anyway."
She placed a white spot on each of their foreheads and did not tell them.
After a while, Wendy stood up and said: I'm a white spot!". How did she know?
She did NOT guess.

Necamus
02-13-2006, 07:14 PM
1)I have no freaking clue. That is really weird.

2)Jimmy's birthday is the last day in December. Today is January 1st. So, two days ago, he was still seven. Now he is eight. Later this year he will be nine. At the end of next year, but still before the New Year, he will be ten.

3)She could not have had a black spot, and I will explain.

Let us say, theoretically, she had a black spot.
Now, both Windy and Woody know that there is only one black spot left. Woody and Windy would not actually know what color spot they had. But Woody knows that if he was also a black spot, Windy would have already stood up and said he was a white spot, since there are only two blacks. This means that Woody is not a black spot, because Windy did not stand up. This also works in reverse. This means that, if Wendy was a black spot, Woody and Windy would have both known that they themselves were white spots. And since neither of them stood up, Wendy realized that she could not possibly be a black spot. Technically, they all could have figured out they were all white spots. Seems Wendy is just the fastest.

I explained that horribly, but you might get what I mean.

ruifio894
02-13-2006, 08:16 PM
What is more powerful than god, more evil than the devil, the rich need it, the poor have it, and if you eat it, you'll die?

PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR
02-13-2006, 09:02 PM
What is more powerful than god, more evil than the devil, the rich need it, the poor have it, and if you eat it, you'll die?
Money?

glaexeaus
02-14-2006, 02:50 PM
2)Jimmy's birthday is the last day in December. Today is January 1st. So, two days ago, he was still seven. Now he is eight. Later this year he will be nine. At the end of next year, but still before the New Year, he will be ten.

3)She could not have had a black spot, and I will explain.

Let us say, theoretically, she had a black spot.
Now, both Windy and Woody know that there is only one black spot left. Woody and Windy would not actually know what color spot they had. But Woody knows that if he was also a black spot, Windy would have already stood up and said he was a white spot, since there are only two blacks. This means that Woody is not a black spot, because Windy did not stand up. This also works in reverse. This means that, if Wendy was a black spot, Woody and Windy would have both known that they themselves were white spots. And since neither of them stood up, Wendy realized that she could not possibly be a black spot. Technically, they all could have figured out they were all white spots. Seems Wendy is just the fastest.

I explained that horribly, but you might get what I mean.
My God you got them. My teacher couldn't even get it.
I doubt anyone will get the first one.

AiRlocked
02-14-2006, 04:04 PM
1)(This is really retarded who could possibly get this with the answer i found?) There is a dead guy on the ground with a small straw in his hand. How did he get there?

he lost..... I know it sounds stupid, but its like he and his friends were drawing straws and he got the short one

glaexeaus
02-14-2006, 04:08 PM
...Yup.
The answer I got was some thing like:
He and his freinds were on a hot air baloon and they were losing altitude. They ran out of things to throw off, so they drew straws. The guy got the shortest straw so he lost so he was thrown off.

Stupid, huh?

Necamus
02-14-2006, 08:43 PM
Are you serious? I was going to say something about drawing straws, but it seemed too retarded...crap...I could have been 3 for 3.

And as for this one:
What is more powerful than god, more evil than the devil, the rich need it, the poor have it, and if you eat it, you'll die?
The answer is .... Nothing.

Demon_Of_The_Comet
02-15-2006, 08:38 AM
I got a riddle from my Geometry class last year:

There's a man named Charlie, he's wanted in 3 states. What states are they?

No one's gonna get this.

Necamus
02-26-2006, 06:49 PM
I have no clue...but I have a feeling you don't mean states as in United States of America. More like states of being. Then again, I could be wrong.

glaexeaus
02-27-2006, 04:46 PM
I was thinking that but couldn't word it.

FFR4EVA_00
02-28-2006, 06:46 AM
I got a riddle from my Geometry class last year:

There's a man named Charlie, he's wanted in 3 states. What states are they?

No one's gonna get this.

Two of them are dead and alive... I don't know the third one though.

Necamus
02-28-2006, 08:01 PM
Dead, Alive, or Unconscious?