Riddles!!!

[msbrunnettemickey]

Ok, so, i'm going to post some riddles, the first person to get one of the riddles right, is the one who has to make up another riddle, and then the first person who gets one of that person's riddles right, will post a riddle...

BUT! You have to post who got the riddle right first, so that person would know, he/she won, and has to make up a riddle.

Ok, i begin. (SO EASY)

1. Why are 1898 silver dollars worth more than 1897 silver dollars?

2. Someone at a party introduces you to your mother's only sister's husband's sister in law. He has no brothers. What do you call this lady?

3. What English word can have 4 of its 5 letters removed and still retain it's original pronunciation?

I will also report who got them first, you guys can decide if you want scores.
If it's been a long time.. and no one got none of the riddles (which i doubt) I'll post the answers.
Good luck.

[blargherness]

1. because 1898 is a larger number than 1897
2. your mother. that one gave me a headache.
3.queue (i think thats spelled right.) of course the only reason i knew this one was because i have heard it before.

[msbrunnettemickey]

Omg. blargherness won. Yayaya.
Even thought i think you cheated and googled the answers...
You get to make up the new riddles.
Gogogogogo.

[blargherness]

Well i didnt... #1 was really easy and like i said i heard number 3 before, but whatever.
ok here is mine:
A small child is playing around in a very tall building. she jumps off the third story but is physically o.k., and there is nothing at the bottom to slow her fall except the hard surface at the bottom. how is this possible? And i made it up so you cant google it. its pretty easy if you think about it. It is kinda Iffy but whatever.

[iggymatrixcounter]

b/c the first few stories are underground

[blargherness]

Nope, not the answer...but that would work...i gotta make my riddles more descriptive. And remember, it IS iffy, please dont get angry if it is way too unusual for a riddle.

[pntballa18]

You said she was physically ok before the jump, but not after.

[blargherness]

You said she was physically ok before the jump, but not after.
She is physically ok AFTER the jump. ok? ok.

[pntballa18]

You cant jump off of the third story building unless it's at the top. Either I win, of you change it to OUT of the third story

[vashthestampede0987]

Because the stories are only 1ft high.

[blargherness]

vash: nope.
paintballa: I made up the riddle so I choose what is what and I choose the winner because I know the answer.

[pntballa18]

I GOT IT! Its so easy when you read it slowly. It's possible because the little kid jumped out! It never says how is it possible that she didnt get hurt!

[blargherness]

I GOT IT! Its so easy when you read it slowly. It's possible because the little kid jumped out! It never says how is it possible that she didnt get hurt!

VERY VERY good answer, but not the one I'm looking for. sorry.

[Tps222]

Is it possible that she never hit the ground. Maybe there isn't gravity, and she floated away.

[Tps222]

Or it's possible that she jumped off the 3rd and landed on the 2nd.

[vashthestampede0987]

She fell in a pile of garbage.

[blargherness]

She fell in a pile of garbage.
and there is nothing at the bottom to slow her fall except the hard surface at the bottom.
and i will say again, it is iffy.

[vashthestampede0987]

But it's not slowing her down.

[blargherness]

yet again, except THE HARD SURFACE at the bottom. K i will give a pretty big hint, the hard surface at the bottom isn't necessarily the sidewalk/earth/road....pay attention to all the iffy unfinished sentences.

[psychic25]

Hmm... all I can think of is that "story" doesn't mean the levels of a building.

Is the building a library, and she jumped off a stack of books (stories) onto the floor?

[blargherness]

Awww. good job. psychic25 got it.

[psychic25]

=O Yay. Lol I really didn't think that was it.

Okay. Try these.

1. I pass before the sun, yet make no shadow. What am I?

2. If you break me, I'll not stop working. If you can touch me, my work is done. If you lose me, you must find me with a ring soon after. What am I?

3. We are very little creatures; all of us have different features. One of us in glass is set, one of us you'll find in jet. Another you may see in tin, and a fourth is boxed within. If the fifth you should pursue, it can never fly far from you. What are we?

[msbrunnettemickey]

1. The wind

2. A Heart

3. The vowels ( A E I O & U) ?!?

Am i right??

[psychic25]

=O Wow.

All the answers are right.

[super-smashman]

Of Charlie is as old as Jimmy will be when Marie is as old as Charlie is now, who is the oldest? Who is the youngest? Explain.

[pntballa18]

Charlie. he's as old as jimmy WILL be. WHEN marie is as old as charlie is now

i win, and it wasnt your turn.

[super-smashman]

What? You lose badly! You didn't even answer the questions!

[msbrunnettemickey]

Of Charlie is as old as Jimmy will be when Marie is as old as Charlie is now, who is the oldest? Who is the youngest? Explain.

Read first page please.

I won so i need to make a riddle, not you ='(

Try this riddle.. I made it up now...

'My eyes are originally light blue, when i'm angry they are mixed with green color, when i'm sad they are dark blue, when i'm happy they are gray, when i am asleep they are...'

[psychic25]

Uh.... light blue?

[blargherness]

'My eyes are originally light blue, when i'm angry they are mixed with green color, when i'm sad they are dark blue, when i'm happy they are gray, when i am asleep they are...'
closed? Ha that is the only thing I can think of. ill be majorly surprised if it is right.

[msbrunnettemickey]

Uh.... light blue?

Nope. But you got the main idea.

'My eyes are originally light blue, when i'm angry they are mixed with green color, when i'm sad they are dark blue, when i'm happy they are gray, when i am asleep they are...'
closed? Ha that is the only thing I can think of. ill be majorly surprised if it is right.

And... nope.

[pntballa18]

Plain old regular blue!

[msbrunnettemickey]

Nope...

[pntballa18]

eyes?

[msbrunnettemickey]

Nope, you got to guess a color.. geez. It's so easy...

[pntballa18]

Give us(me) a hint

[msbrunnettemickey]

Alright... since i know no one would get it... here is a BIG hint.

Combine blue + red... what color do you get?

[Bahamut-X]

Purple. Oh I'm smart.

[pntballa18]

ugh not fair
purple

not fair i should get it i have been trying harder


EDIT:500th post I should get it now

[super-smashman]

I don't get it :S

[msbrunnettemickey]

Bahamut-X
wins. kk.

[pntballa18]

Gosh darnet! :cry:

[breakdancr101]

there is nothing at the bottom to slow her down, but she is wearing a parachute. it's not at the bottom.

[breakdancr101]

nvm. i was didn't know about the other pages. i was referring to a different riddle.

[psychic25]

Uh... in the interest of keeping this going...

I wave without hands,
Fly without wings,
Men have died for me.
What am I?

Feel free to override me, Bahamut-X.

[Specialsock]

The flag?

[psychic25]

Yep. Good job.

[breakdancr101]

so is this thread over or what?

[pntballa18]

Obviously, it was dead. Let dead topics die.

[weatherman14]

Ok, so, i'm going to post some riddles, the first person to get one of the riddles right, is the one who has to make up another riddle, and then the first person who gets one of that person's riddles right, will post a riddle...

BUT! You have to post who got the riddle right first, so that person would know, he/she won, and has to make up a riddle.

Ok, i begin. (SO EASY)

1. Why are 1898 silver dollars worth more than 1897 silver dollars?

2. Someone at a party introduces you to your mother's only sister's husband's sister in law. He has no brothers. What do you call this lady?

3. What English word can have 4 of its 5 letters removed and still retain it's original pronunciation?

I will also report who got them first, you guys can decide if you want scores.
If it's been a long time.. and no one got none of the riddles (which i doubt) I'll post the answers.
Good luck.

problem with number two:
Someone at a party introduces you to your mother's only sister's husband's sister in law. He has no brothers. What do you call this lady? it could not be a girl because it says he has no brothers, but not a boy because it is a sister in law.

This question is void! I get the next riddle(s)!!!

1. What becomes bigger the more you take out of it?
and 2. if you cut a straight line through a pizza nine times, what is the maximum number of pieces that can be made? (They do not have to be the same size.)
3. How about 12 straight cuts through?
if you get 2 and 3 right, i will be amazed,
Mathn3rd[/b]

[pntballa18]

Please read the whole topic. Someone has already anwered these. Lock this someone.

[Verruckter]

1. A hole

The rest, I dunno.

[falconsfan14]

2. 2
3. i dont know

[super-smashman]

2.
http://img168.echo.cx/img168/7557/26pz.png

[dancingmaniac3]

Ok, so, i'm going to post some riddles, the first person to get one of the riddles right, is the one who has to make up another riddle, and then the first person who gets one of that person's riddles right, will post a riddle...

BUT! You have to post who got the riddle right first, so that person would know, he/she won, and has to make up a riddle.

Ok, i begin. (SO EASY)

1. Why are 1898 silver dollars worth more than 1897 silver dollars?

2. Someone at a party introduces you to your mother's only sister's husband's sister in law. He has no brothers. What do you call this lady?

3. What English word can have 4 of its 5 letters removed and still retain it's original pronunciation?

I will also report who got them first, you guys can decide if you want scores.
If it's been a long time.. and no one got none of the riddles (which i doubt) I'll post the answers.
Good luck.

problem with number two:
Someone at a party introduces you to your mother's only sister's husband's sister in law. He has no brothers. What do you call this lady? it could not be a girl because it says he has no brothers, but not a boy because it is a sister in law.

This question is void! I get the next riddle(s)!!!



Wrong. The riddle is referring to "He" as the sister's husband. If you read the problem carefully and think through it, you would understand that. "He has no brothers" is saying that the sister's husband does not have any brothers.

[weatherman14]

1. is a hole, good job,
number 2 is not 37
haha


I WILL IGNORE THE COMMENT ABOVE

[Verruckter]

I got 40 for number 2.

[weatherman14]

tell me when you want the answer

[super-smashman]

JFSHSHJKGFDJKDHLZCN!

damn... oh I noticed that I could have added another. So, 38?

EDIT: OMG 2 ACTUALLY! So, 39?

[weatherman14]

the answer to #2 is 46--- First one to get number three will be crowned champion...


----"and the waitress is practicing politics, while the businessmen slowly get stoned. They are sharing a drink they call loneliness, but it's better than drinking alone. la la lala didi daa, la la didi daa da----

riddle 4:
What song is this line from above???


EDIT: Super-smashman, you try too hard...

[falconsfan14]

3. 61

[weatherman14]

ok folks, see if you can find a pattern:
10 straight cuts make a max. of 56 possible pieces.
add that into the equation.

12 should be a whole lot easier to figure out now, 61 is too low...


---There will always be
a method to my madness---


MATHN3RD
a.k.a. Dan the Weatherman

[weatherman14]

ok?

[blargherness]

the song sounds like "piano man", but i'm not entirely sure. I used to listen to it a lot.

[pntballa18]

I think it is pianoman, but I only got it because you said it.

[weatherman14]

Pianoman is correct!!! Ding-ding-ding!

good job

[Spazzbite]

I got 90 for number 3.

Also, I found a way to cut through a pizza 9 times and get 60 pieces instead of your 46.

[super-smashman]

Show us.

[Spazzbite]

Grey lines are cuts. I also used a cube to show a better visual of how it is cut. Yes, there are only nine cuts, you just have to think 3D. Each 10 signifies the number of pieces per horizontal layer. Note that you can make more vertical cuts than horizontal cuts and keep producing more slices.

http://img172.echo.cx/img172/9499/9cuts0cp.jpg

[weatherman14]

The Pizza is 2 demensional, but nice way to stretch the answer.
let me give you a big hint---
0 cuts--1 piece
1-cut--2
2--4
3--7
4--11
5--16
6--22
...

Ok???
ok

[weatherman14]

and here is another song quote--- who wrote and sang this piece???

I closed my eyes, only for a moment now the moments gone.
All my dreams- pass before my eyes of curiousity.
Dust in the wind..."





Who?
MATHN3RD

[dancingmaniac3]

Use the edit button for christs sake.

[PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR]

3 = 79 according to your formula

[Silver_Brian]

Spazzbite:Either thats a really thick pizza or those are really small pieces. Just commenting cause it looked funny.

[birtybirty27]

She doesnt literaly jump off the building she jumps while on the 3rd floor. Since she just jumped up she probaly isnt hurt

[pntballa18]

READ ALL OF THE PAGES PLEASE.

And Weatherman, you can't just add more riddles because you want to feel special and still be in charge. And these are'nt even riddles. These are math questions and name that tune games.

[weatherman14]

Sk8er got it right, 79 is the correct answer!!!

and just to comply with all of paintballa's lighted signs, plackards, signatures, avatars, and messages; if you come back soon, it will be your turn to give us a riddle! Congratulations!


MATHN3RD,
DtW

[pntballa18]

Why do I make a riddle? I didnt get any of the riddles right.

[PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR]

pntballa can do my riddle because i don't have one

[pntballa18]

I don't have one either.

[Spazzbite]

I'll post one, this is a good one.



Looking around your attention finds a small chair with a mobile entity covering it with it's lesser half . . . It speaks, you hear "Glass of water please . . . "

You see the bartender examine the seated man for a moment. He then reaches under the counter and pulls out a shotgun point-blank in the man's face. The seated man speaks again

"Thank You" he says, and walks out of the bar . . . why did the man get what he needed?

[nickadeemus]

The man had the hiccups and the bartender cured him by scaring him.

[pntballa18]

I've heard this one before, but I could never get it. This sounds like a good answer though.

[Spazzbite]

The man had the hiccups and the bartender cured him by scaring him.

Bingo.

[PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR]

The man had the hiccups and the bartender cured him by scaring him.

damnit you beat me to it.

and that was a good one spazz

[weatherman14]

very nice.

[nickadeemus]

K I guess it's my turn.

Ahem:
A man is sitting in a bar feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of $100 bills out of his wallet.
He turns to the rich man and says to him,
"I have an amazing talent: I know almost every song that has ever existed."
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it."
The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok how about my daughters name, Beatrice Graham-Davis."
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.

What song did he sing?

[JurseyRider734]

The Beatrice Graham-Davis song.

[Tank101]

Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to Beatrice Graham-Davis,
Happy Birthday to you.

[nickadeemus]

Tank wins.

[Tank101]

What can bring back the dead; make us cry, make us laugh, make us young; born in an instant yet lasts a life time. What is it?

Kinda stupid, but I couldn't think of a better one.

No googling.

[emccky]

too confusing.. it's probably something stupid like love :O

[No0dLeS]

is it burrito sauce?

[Tank101]

Actually, it is one of those stupid riddles.

Like where the answer could be shadows, or the sun, or air, blah blah etc.

[emccky]

is the answer anything ?

[Harajuku_Guy]

that riddle tickles me belly!

[Verruckter]

Memories.


I win.

[Tank101]

Yup, Verruckter got it.

[No0dLeS]

bet he googled....I know it

[Tasuke]

Of Charlie is as old as Jimmy will be when Marie is as old as Charlie is now, who is the oldest? Who is the youngest? Explain.

They're triplets!
Cuz, if Charlie is 10 then Marie will be 10 as well.
And Jimmy is the same age as Charlie is when Marie
is Charlie's age, so he would be 10 also

[birtybirty27]

During WWII, there was a bridge connecting Germany and Switzerland, and on the German side, there was a sentry tower with a guard in it. He would come out every three minutes to check on the bridge, and he had orders to turn back anyone who tried to get into Germany, and shoot anyone trying to escape without a pass. There was a woman who desperately needed to get into Switzerland, and she knew she didn't have time to get a pass. It would take her at least six minutes to cross the bridge, but she managed to do it. How?

[Spazzbite]

Hm... Maybe when he came out of the tower, she acted like she was going towards Germany, and the guard sent her to Switzerland?

[birtybirty27]

Yep thats it spazbite.

[birtybirty27]

1. There are 5 houses in five different colors.
2. In each house lives a person with a different nationality.
3. These five owners drink a certain drink, smoke a certain band of cigar and keep a certain pet.
4. no owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar nor drink the same drink.

THE QUESTION IS - WHO OWNS THE FISH?

The Britt lives in the red house.
The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
The Dane drinks tea.
The green house is on the left of the white house.
The green house owner drinks coffee.
The person who smokes Paul Mall rears birds.
The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
The man living in the house right in centre drinks milk.
The Norwegian lives in the first house.
The man who smokes blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
The owner who smokes Bluemaster drinks beer.
The German smokes Prince.
The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
The man who smokes Blend has a neighbor who drinks water

[Spazzbite]

The German.

Some easy riddles to warm up with:
1. Odd numbers are red, Even numbers are blue. What color is a red number plus a blue number?
2. You have nine apples and five bags. How can you arrange the apples so that there are at least two in each bag?

And now for the ultimate famous riddle:

"There are three words in the English language that end in "gry". One is angry and the other is hungry.Everyone knows what the third one means and what it stands for. Everyone uses them everyday, and if you listened very carefully, I've given you the third word.
What is it?"

This riddle isn't over until I've heard BOTH answers (One relates directly to the riddle, while the other is only partially related.)

[reallygoodatffr]

1. What becomes bigger the more you take out of it?
a negative # seems like a better answer, and i know i read the first page and the rest up to pg5.
also the building one, it says at first she is playing around then jumps out the third story.
how can she be playing AROUND the building and then JUMP out the third story???
RIDDLE ME THAT!! :P

[Spazzbite]

READ ALL OF THE FREAKIN' PAGES

I posted riddles on the previous page, answer those.

[birtybirty27]

the first is red

the second idk

ive herd the third 1,languageis the asnwer also theres bowgry,hogry,hangry, and aggry

[Spazzbite]

I was actually looking for Alhungry(A word from one of Shakespeare's early plays), but those work as well. The second riddle is easy, you just have to think creatively. The first answer is correct as well.

[Tank101]

Spazz, that's not the original riddle.

Think of words ending in 'gry'. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.

That is.

[birtybirty27]

Yes there is 2 versions of the gry but i think 1 is incorect.

[Spazzbite]

Either way, the answers are the same. Somebody figure out the 2nd one already it's ridiculously easy.

Oh, and slicing of the apples aren't allowed, they have to remain whole.

[PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR]

put all the apples in one bag, then place that bag inside all of the others

edited for typos

[Spazzbite]

BINGO! Your riddle.

[PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR]

ok here are a few, and you must answer all 4. If I can find my old book, then I will have hundreds more, much better than these.

1. What has four legs but only one foot?

2. Which candle burns longer, tallow or beeswax?

3. A dog runs into a wooded area, how far does he run?

4. A plane crashes on the border between 2 countries, who buries the survivors?

[blargherness]

I'm guessing 1 is similar to a chair or something, but I'm stumped (cause I'm stupid.)
3 is halfway
4 is you don't bury survivors

[PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR]

very good, 3,4 are correct.

1,2 still need answering (chair is incorrect)

[Spazzbite]

1. A bed
2. Candles don't burn, they melt. Wicks burn instead.

[PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR]

1. A bed
2. Candles don't burn, they melt. Wicks burn instead.

smart man, you are correct for 1, but 2 is still not correct. Almost there though.

[Spazzbite]

I'll have to go with beeswax, then.

[blargherness]

Hey who does the next riddle if he gets the candle one right? cause we would have both answered two right. We should stick to one riddle per person.

[Spazzbite]

Eh, you can go ahead and post one blargh, I'm out of them for now.

[PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR]

I'll have to go with beeswax, then.
sorry, but that is incorrect.

[blargherness]

Got curious and googled it. It's a bit wordy. But then again that is how riddles are.

[PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR]

I'll give you guys till midnight tonight (central) till I give the answer and let blargherness try his riddle.

also, I agree with blargherness in that there should only be one riddle from now on.

[weatherman14]

depends on the wick inside

[psychic25]

OH MY GOD THIS IS ALIVE

My guess is this:

Candles don't burn longer, they burn shorter.

If I'm right, Blargherness can make the riddle.

[Tasuke]

I think Psychic is right, but I'll have to say: The taller one.

[w-H-i-T-e-Y]

This is psychozerosk8er (im at my friends house on his comp) and psychic got it right. Candles don't burn longer, they burn shorter.

[psychic25]

Uh, in the interest of keeping this going...

A traveler begins a journey. For the first week, he is carried. For the second week, he carries others. In the third week, he flies up into the sky. In the fourth week, he falls back down. Who is the traveler?

Feel free to override me, blargherness.

[Spazzbite]

I want to say water on this one, since it would make the most sense.

[PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR]

Bump

I'm going to have to agree with Spazzbite. Water seems like the best aswer.

[crazymirror]

Yeah water sounds right

[psychic25]

rofl

Yeah, water's right.

[hieilover170]

Just bumping to keep this going.

B
A E
D U M R


That's my riddle

[jupongatana]

or god...lol

[Layla-Day]

Eh...never posted, but I suck.

Two birds starts flying at the same direction, going 20mph for 3 hours. how come both birds don't end up in the same tree?

[blargherness]

either there's no tree or they start in different positions. or I'm wrong. I'll go with I'm wrong.

[Biff_tech]

Cause one bird stopped before the other or Claris thompson

[Darkomni]

I GOT IT! SHE HAD A PARACHUTE I THINK!

[Darkomni]

sry
i didn't know about the other pages... silly me........

[ruifio894]

A midget walkes into a bar. He sees a sign for a contest. The winner of the contest gets 100 dollars. He asks the bartender he wants to join. The bartender tells him you have to be drunk to participate. So the midget gets drunk. He tells the bartender he is ready. The midget has to complete three tasks. Task 1: Knock out the body builder in the corner with one punch. Eye level to a midget is his balls so he punches him, and the body builder is in so much pain, he passes out. Task 2: There is a whore in the upstairs and the midget has to make her scream loud enough so the whole bar can hear her (I think we all know how to do that.) Task 3: There is a rot wiler outside with a lose tooth, pull the tooth with plyers and come back withought a scratch on you. A couple minutes later, the whore comes down screaming with a bloody mouth and a missing tooth. What did the midget do to the dog??

[Doug31]

Did the midget try to make the dog scream in the same way that well all know how to make the whore scream?

[X-Calibur]

Here's one

A father and a son get in a car wreck, Two EMTs take them 2 different hospitals, the son is taken in the OR room, the doctor comes in a says

"I can't operate on this boy, he's my son" hows this possible

[ruifio894]

No sorry, that's not the answer.

[FluorescentArmy]

It is the original car accident father that is being operated on by his Father!

[X-Calibur]

It is the original car accident father that is being operated on by his Father!

You dont know how many time ive got that answer but no thats not it

[dissed11]

one of the fathers might be his stepfather...
i have no clue

[X-Calibur]

one of the fathers might be his stepfather...
i have no clue

Hmm. thats a new one. but no thats not it

[Necamus]

You only said a father and a son. You never said they were related.

It would be different if it was a father and his son.

Or you could be refering to a father in the religious sense, as in a person in the Church.

Or it could be the father and son of the same person. As in, the father is the father of the doctor, who is the father of the son.

[RHCPryan]

ok i know your supposted to awnser one right first but you have to try this riddle its hard as hell.

riddle:

I am generally made of wood.

Many people have me.

Nobody wants me.

what am I?

[X-Calibur]

You only said a father and a son. You never said they were related.

It would be different if it was a father and his son.

Or you could be refering to a father in the religious sense, as in a person in the Church.

Or it could be the father and son of the same person. As in, the father is the father of the doctor, who is the father of the son.


man, :shock: , never heard that comming. That actualy confused me.
but no.

ok make ya'll a deal if i can get 5 different people to tell me that they have no idea what it is I'll tell ya.

[Necamus]

Yeah...my logic never makes sense to other people...

And RHCPryan, my guess would be a walking cane or splinter.

[RHCPryan]

nope good guess though

[X-Calibur]

ok i know your supposted to awnser one right first but you have to try this riddle its hard as hell.

riddle:

I am generally made of wood.

Many people have me.

Nobody wants me.

what am I?


Ok thisa is very F'ed-up i say....I donno :roll:

[Schrammbledeggs]

You only said a father and a son. You never said they were related.

It would be different if it was a father and his son.

Or you could be refering to a father in the religious sense, as in a person in the Church.

Or it could be the father and son of the same person. As in, the father is the father of the doctor, who is the father of the son.


man, :shock: , never heard that comming. That actualy confused me.
but no.

ok make ya'll a deal if i can get 5 different people to tell me that they have no idea what it is I'll tell ya.

The doctor is his mom?

[Schrammbledeggs]

ok i know your supposted to awnser one right first but you have to try this riddle its hard as hell.

riddle:

I am generally made of wood.

Many people have me.

Nobody wants me.

what am I?

The only thing I can think of is a Christmas tree after Christmas.

[Lightknight924]

Okay,

Two babies are born at the same time, on the same day, during the same month, of the same year, to the same parents, but are not twins. How can this be?

[MonkeyFoo]

Probly not what you're looking for... One is a kid and one is from one of their pets. They qualify as the parents of the baby pet, but it is not the twin of their child.

Ok here's my riddle:

I come from mammaries, but I am not milk.
I taste good on sandwiches.
What am I?

[mattc16]

Okay,

Two babies are born at the same time, on the same day, during the same month, of the same year, to the same parents, but are not twins. How can this be?

They are triplets (or more)

[Lightknight924]

Probly not what you're looking for... One is a kid and one is from one of their pets. They qualify as the parents of the baby pet, but it is not the twin of their child.

Ok here's my riddle:

I come from mammaries, but I am not milk.
I taste good on sandwiches.
What am I?


I would of agreed with you until the Parent part. They are both Homo Sapien.

I think Matt16 got it.

As for your riddle, Chicken Breasts.

[X-Calibur]

Well that took most of forever. yes thats right :D
good job egg-dude

[ruifio894]

Two cars are wailing down a street at 80 miles per hour, in the same direction. They never hit each other. Why?

[Necamus]

Because they are going in the same direction, at the same speed. I don't know how to explain any more than that.

[ruifio894]

Exactly.

[Schrammbledeggs]

stupidest riddle i've ever heard

[Layla-Day]

ok i know your supposted to awnser one right first but you have to try this riddle its hard as hell.

riddle:

I am generally made of wood.

Many people have me.

Nobody wants me.

what am I?

a splinter?

[Twilight_Overlord]

A mom had 13 children. Half were girls. wtf is going on?

[blargherness]

all of them are girls, so technically, half are girls.
to the made-of-wood problem, it reminded me of a different riddle with similar description (sort of), so i'm gonna say coffin.

[glaexeaus]

OOh I got some that are actually puzzles but whatever.

1)(This is really retarded who could possibly get this with the answer i found?) There is a dead guy on the ground with a small straw in his hand. How did he get there?

2)The day before yesterday, Jimmy was 7. Next year, he will be 10. How is this possible?

3)Three really smart kids sit in a triangle so they can see each other. They are: Woody, Wendy, and Windy. The teacher says:"I have here 3 white spots and 2 black. I will place one on each of your foreheads so you can see the other's spots, but not your own. The first to tell me what their own spot is wins. You may not talk or communicate in anyway."
She placed a white spot on each of their foreheads and did not tell them.
After a while, Wendy stood up and said: I'm a white spot!". How did she know?
She did NOT guess.

[Necamus]

1)I have no freaking clue. That is really weird.

2)Jimmy's birthday is the last day in December. Today is January 1st. So, two days ago, he was still seven. Now he is eight. Later this year he will be nine. At the end of next year, but still before the New Year, he will be ten.

3)She could not have had a black spot, and I will explain.

Let us say, theoretically, she had a black spot.
Now, both Windy and Woody know that there is only one black spot left. Woody and Windy would not actually know what color spot they had. But Woody knows that if he was also a black spot, Windy would have already stood up and said he was a white spot, since there are only two blacks. This means that Woody is not a black spot, because Windy did not stand up. This also works in reverse. This means that, if Wendy was a black spot, Woody and Windy would have both known that they themselves were white spots. And since neither of them stood up, Wendy realized that she could not possibly be a black spot. Technically, they all could have figured out they were all white spots. Seems Wendy is just the fastest.

I explained that horribly, but you might get what I mean.

[ruifio894]

What is more powerful than god, more evil than the devil, the rich need it, the poor have it, and if you eat it, you'll die?

[PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR]

What is more powerful than god, more evil than the devil, the rich need it, the poor have it, and if you eat it, you'll die?
Money?

[glaexeaus]

2)Jimmy's birthday is the last day in December. Today is January 1st. So, two days ago, he was still seven. Now he is eight. Later this year he will be nine. At the end of next year, but still before the New Year, he will be ten.

3)She could not have had a black spot, and I will explain.

Let us say, theoretically, she had a black spot.
Now, both Windy and Woody know that there is only one black spot left. Woody and Windy would not actually know what color spot they had. But Woody knows that if he was also a black spot, Windy would have already stood up and said he was a white spot, since there are only two blacks. This means that Woody is not a black spot, because Windy did not stand up. This also works in reverse. This means that, if Wendy was a black spot, Woody and Windy would have both known that they themselves were white spots. And since neither of them stood up, Wendy realized that she could not possibly be a black spot. Technically, they all could have figured out they were all white spots. Seems Wendy is just the fastest.

I explained that horribly, but you might get what I mean.
My God you got them. My teacher couldn't even get it.
I doubt anyone will get the first one.

[AiRlocked]

1)(This is really retarded who could possibly get this with the answer i found?) There is a dead guy on the ground with a small straw in his hand. How did he get there?

he lost..... I know it sounds stupid, but its like he and his friends were drawing straws and he got the short one

[glaexeaus]

...Yup.
The answer I got was some thing like:
He and his freinds were on a hot air baloon and they were losing altitude. They ran out of things to throw off, so they drew straws. The guy got the shortest straw so he lost so he was thrown off.

Stupid, huh?

[Necamus]

Are you serious? I was going to say something about drawing straws, but it seemed too retarded...crap...I could have been 3 for 3.

And as for this one:
What is more powerful than god, more evil than the devil, the rich need it, the poor have it, and if you eat it, you'll die?
The answer is .... Nothing.

[Demon_Of_The_Comet]

I got a riddle from my Geometry class last year:

There's a man named Charlie, he's wanted in 3 states. What states are they?

No one's gonna get this.

[Necamus]

I have no clue...but I have a feeling you don't mean states as in United States of America. More like states of being. Then again, I could be wrong.

[glaexeaus]

I was thinking that but couldn't word it.

[FFR4EVA_00]

I got a riddle from my Geometry class last year:

There's a man named Charlie, he's wanted in 3 states. What states are they?

No one's gonna get this.

Two of them are dead and alive... I don't know the third one though.

[Necamus]

Dead, Alive, or Unconscious?