Funny things you have seen at the arcade..

[Hurleyguyy]

ya everyone just post the funny moments of the arcade..

ok last week my friends sister ( 13 years old) is good at DDR she can do all 10's except for psm/psmo...neways she was just screwing around, and this player walked up to play her and (this dude is like 17) I said "dude watchout she is really good", ok so he lauged and turned away. she picked first song, trying to fool him she picked beginner mode and just sat there looking at the screen messing around. ok the third song came around, and he thinking i was stupid for saying she was good, the song was her choice. so she picked max 300 and when the option screen came on she switched all of her stuf to normal(x1.5,solo) then when they got to the bottom he changes his difficulty from heavy to standard, and she changes from beg. to heavy and he get pwned so bad. you just have been there i was lmao.

[Velious]

lmao that sounds awesome
a while back, a few months ago dont remember anymore, but there was some fat guy playing A on sudden and doing incredibly well, but then he tried to be a jackass by pulling tricks and slipped off the platform with like 10 people watching him, it was pretty funny

[Tsuteto]

I don't know of any major occurences really. All I know is that I see a lot of newbs starting into DDR, and half of the time they insert enough coins, but press both buttons at the same time, thus registering only one side. Have to keep correcting people like that. However, if people DO det both sides, half of the time they pick doubles mode instead of versus.

It gets annoying after seeing it multiple times.

[Freak83]

Wish I could see something funny. Everytime I find a machine it's either empty or hogged up by a group of like ten friends who all suck and are trying hard to pass a song on beginner and light.

[jewpinthethird]

I feel off the dance pad once. I think that would have been funny had it happen to someone else and I was watching.

[Hackerboy603]

Well, i AM 13 and I did that once (see top post) but I always on heavy and oni. It's very amusing seeing a "master" get creamed by a kid half thir size. I killed him on So Deep, Stoic, and finally Drop Out. He went home for the night.

[Spazzbite]

Some kid got mad and yelled at me for doing a Max run no bar. Someone a foot shorter than you yelling at you is quite a funny sight.

[truelife]

I was at an arcade in Washington, DC. I walk into the arcade to play DDR and see a man with only one leg playing on the machine. He was doing standard songs, getting all AA's. I think that is pretty good, for only having one leg. BTW, he did have a crutch, that is how he handled the jumps.

[Tank101]

One time I was playing a song and this guy was like "Haha, how gay." So he jumped up there and started randomly moving his feet around saying "Hahaha this is so gay." Then he started acting like a retard and just jumping around, followed by him repeating "This is so gay." Over and over again, then he left, saying "Hahaha, that was so gay."

[hEaLiNgViSiOnAnGeLicMiX]

One time I was playing a song and this guy was like "Haha, how #$*." So he jumped up there and started randomly moving his feet around saying "Hahaha this is so #$*." Then he started acting like a retard and just jumping around, followed by him repeating "This is so #$*." Over and over again, then he left, saying "Hahaha, that was so #$*."

ROFL. funny story. any, here's my story.

I walk up with some friends to the DDR machine and we see two 10ish yearolds playing DDR. They had just finished their second song and were trying to decide what to pick for last stage, then all of a sudden they squeal "OMYGAWD LITTLE BITCH!" "DON'T SWEAR OMYGAWD!". And so they play it...and they fail XD Then me and my friend (wilson) walk up and we play, and we started screwing around on beginner mode. The two girls stood there and waited and were like "omygawd they SUCK let's school them next round". So we screwed around on second stage aswell on butterfly. They squeal, again. One of the two girls gets the idea that she wants to play vs. me next round so I say sure after I finish. Wilson picks rhythm and police, we throw it up on heavy. We play, we finish, we turn around. What do we notice? The two girls had ditched.

w00t.

[ananana]

Mine is similar to Tanks. Cept better.

Kid was mocking a friend and I. When one of us was playing he'd jump on the machine and jump around like an idiot while running his mouth. "This is gay!" "You guys suck!"
He wasn't even your average unimpressed passer-by(if that makes any sense to you). He was loud and obnoxious and went on for a good half hour.
Boyfriend decided to tell the mall security about this pest and he ended up getting kicked out of the mall.

[Tsuteto]

One time I was at a Tilt. There were a group of friends that were all kinda punkish, and what comes with most punkish looking people? Idiocy. I played PIU, and some kid was just acting like a retard. It would've been funny if I had punched him in the face... but I didn't want to get kicked out.

[truelife]

Pffft... knock the cunt out next time.

[Tsuteto]

It didn't help that my sister was there, so bah.

[truelife]

Oh, I see. Well, that is why I said "next time", just incase something like that happens again.

[SMGod]

Lol funny stories. I don't like to play with many people around or a crowd or anything as I personally don't like it... So I sometimes just screw around when people are watching and they assume you suck... They don't seem to notice when you are purposely screwing around and moving like 1mm lol.
Anyways lots of people that are n00bs think they can school us cause we screw around when they are watching. I don't like to go up and do something insane after though (well once in a while lol) but usually I just let them think they are insane rofl.

[truelife]

I never suck when I play DDR. I always go all the way.

[SMGod]

uhhh its called on purpose

[truelife]

I know what you guys mean. When you guys play, you just mess around. When I said that I never suck, I meant that I never lose songs on purpose. There are times when I choose to take it easy on a song, like if I'm playing with a friend, but most of the time, I try to get the best score possible.

I know what you meant.

[SMGod]

I wouldn't fail :P just not get a really good score

[ananana]

I'm with SMGod. Sometimes I like to just screw around making a fool of myself. It's just a game and I want to have fun with it.
It's funny when you're doing that and a kid hops up thinking he's so much better than you and you end up completely owning him.

[Torlock]

One time I was at the arcade, and I was screwing around. I decided to bar hop right as Rhythm and Police started. This guy was trying to look cool in front of his girlfriend and he's like I can do that. So, we had a barhopping contest. I went first. I ran up and cleared the bar easy. He takes off running, jumps, and busts his nuts on the bar. It was freaking hilarious.

[Tsuteto]

On the part of screwing around, yeah, it's fun to do that. However, the only time I ever really challenge someone is if they are being an ass and need to be shut down.

[imockthepea]

Hmmm.... funniest thing that ever happened. That would be me. When I was bored one day chillen at the mall I went to dlay some dee dee arr. So I start off Max300 heavy (small crowd appears) pass it with an A. Second song Paranioa Survivor(slightly larger crowd) pass with a B. Last song ( any one care to take a shot at it?) Butterfly heavy. Start the pad humping(crowd.....gone). This was funny for me at least.

[whatnow8731]

This guy came up to me as I put my money in the machine and asked if he could play along with me (Im a girl BTW) and he said that he was only in standard so I was like ok, since Im in heavy. I started out with 2 easy songs in standard, Rythym and Police and Healing vision (the easier one). He thought ok shes not all that great, Im fine. Well the last song was my pick so I chose Matsuri Japan and I put my side in heavy and sped it up 1.5x and he just gave me this look of oh shit what have I got my self into. This poor guy looked like he was about to piss his pants cus I was better then him. I got an A in heavy and he failed miserably in standard. He walked off and I never saw him again cus he was beat by a girl 5 yrs younger then him. :D

[Burninthefloor]

One time I was playing on a Wednesday night at the movie theater and I was playing double panel mode. I was doing good and then I went to switch "pads" and I totally moved too far and slipped off of the platform! I whacked my arm on the side of the platform and I felt like such an idiot. Not many people were there, just some elderly people and my dad, but he laughed so hard at me and called me a spaztic monkey. I did end up passing the level and winning the game, but I've kept it under control sicne then. HAHA

[hEaLiNgViSiOnAnGeLicMiX]

This guy came up to me as I put my money in the machine and asked if he could play along with me (Im a girl BTW) and he said that he was only in standard so I was like ok, since Im in heavy. I started out with 2 easy songs in standard, Rythym and Police and Healing vision (the easier one). He thought ok shes not all that great, Im fine. Well the last song was my pick so I chose Matsuri Japan and I put my side in heavy and sped it up 1.5x and he just gave me this look of oh (#$% what have I got my self into. This poor guy looked like he was about to piss his pants cus I was better then him. I got an A in heavy and he failed miserably in standard. He walked off and I never saw him again cus he was beat by a girl 5 yrs younger then him. Very Happy

Odd how he failed matsuri japan and did fine on rhythm police . oh well maybe it's just me.

One time I was playing on a Wednesday night at the movie theater and I was playing double panel mode. I was doing good and then I went to switch "pads" and I totally moved too far and slipped off of the platform! I whacked my arm on the side of the platform and I felt like such an idiot. Not many people were there, just some elderly people and my dad, but he laughed so hard at me and called me a spaztic monkey. I did end up passing the level and winning the game, but I've kept it under control sicne then. HAHA

Try being PUSHED off the platform by some retard when playing doubles. Much much more painful, much much more embarrassing aswell :P

[Velious]

I did end up passing the level and winning the game, but I've kept it under control sicne then. HAHA

winning the game? lol

[Tsuteto]

Try being PUSHED off the platform by some retard when playing doubles. Much much more painful, much much more embarrassing aswell :P

I've had to resist the urge of pushing somebody off who came on next time me and started to goof off when I was playing Oni mode on Max 2... next time I'm just going to do it and piss the guy off. Then I can shut him down in a small 'share' of words.

[GregHead]

I screw around, but not in the way that make me get lower scores. I'll play easier songs when I feel like it, but I won't pick a hard song and deliberately do badly on it.

My favourite screwing around song is "Do Me" on Light, but it's not on Extreme cabinets (unless I'm blind). It's on Extreme US, lots of spins, plenty of fun.

[Yukari]

Once, at the arcade , there was this game hog who wouldnt let anyone else play until he went through all the songs. He was a real jerk, he was such a show off that he would start the song, walk off and jump over the bar and hit the pad on the right steps. After a large croud had gathered, he decided to put the game on Max300 heavy and he got off the pad as usual and got a running start, but instead of jumping the bar, he tripped and fell over the bar and smashed his head on the pad. Alot of the people watching were concerened but I laughed my ass off.... that jerk deserved it. :lol:

[gowereinside]

this one time me and my brother were at the arcade.....so we play for a little while and.........brace ur self.............a little kid with crap running down his pants ran all over the pad they closed the arcade immididatly after.....and no no one was on the pad at the time.

[ChimeraMage]

this one time me and my brother were at the arcade.....so we play for a little while and.........brace ur self.............a little kid with crap running down his pants ran all over the pad they closed the arcade immididatly after.....and no no one was on the pad at the time.

Wow. . . .Just. . .Wow.

[gowereinside]

no joke

[c117]

I haven't played arcade DDR in years but my most memorable memories was seeing a 7 or 8-year-old girl doing Do It All Night SSR. Meanwhile I can barely pass Paranoia Rebirth Light. Hehehe.

[Kingdancer]

I dunno, my thing's more inspirational than funny, this guy starts MaxX Unlimited Stealth behind the bar, then as the steps start, he BACKFLIPS over the bar, and AAs the song...I was amazed