Nipples and pie? :p

[Crymson]

I think this can be another basic finish the story thread :P Instead of only using 1 or 2 words however, use what you like and make sense :P

After a long, arduous day at work, I sat down to have some apple pie... Boy was it... Good. After that, I set off to.... ---- continue

G'day

[Bittabe-be]

check the other pie that i ordered. It was at the store just waiting for me to arrive. Turns out that it was not yet done so i....

[Brainmaster07]

Decided to kill the one responsible with a dull spoon. After I was finished eating his heart I...

[scorpio1690]

Kicked a dog

[ROCKETs]

and carefully dragged its carcass to the nearest george foreman grill

[scorpio1690]

So George Foreman himself could cook it and call it

[ROCKETs]

mmmm-MMMM! that's dog-kickin'-lickin'-goooooood!

[scorpio1690]

And then the guy that owns Campbells jumps in and goes, I shot a dog once!

[ROCKETs]

and mr. george foreman replies, "with what?"

[scorpio1690]

And that Campbells guy goes,"With a rat!"

[Brainmaster07]

Turning into an epic novel...

After a long, arduous day at work, I sat down to have some apple pie... Boy was it... Good. After that, I set off to check the other pie that i ordered. It was at the store just waiting for me to arrive. Turns out that it was not yet done so I decided to kill the one responsible with a dull spoon. After I was finished eating his heart I kicked a dog and carefully dragged its carcass to the nearest George Foreman grill so George Foreman himself could cook it and call it mmmm-MMMM! that's dog-kickin'-lickin'-goooooood! And then the guy that owns Campbells jumps in and goes, "I shot a dog once!" and Mr. George Foreman replies, "With what?" and that Campbells guy goes,"With a rat!".

[ROCKETs]

and the super-intelligent food nutritionist with a degree in physics (who was very suspiciously wearing blood-soaked over-alls) said, "if the rats initial velocity was 402 meters per second (as the campells guy did telepathically mention), then it would have spontaneously combusted .33 seconds (which isn't very spontaneous now, is it? i told you she was suspicious) before it hit the dog. so I propose you try something more efficient this time."

[scorpio1690]

Turning into an epic novel...

After a long, arduous day at work, I sat down to have some apple pie... Boy was it... Good. After that, I set off to check the other pie that i ordered. It was at the store just waiting for me to arrive. Turns out that it was not yet done so I decided to kill the one responsible with a dull spoon. After I was finished eating his heart I kicked a dog and carefully dragged its carcass to the nearest George Foreman grill so George Foreman himself could cook it and call it mmmm-MMMM! that's dog-kickin'-lickin'-goooooood! And then the guy that owns Campbells jumps in and goes, "I shot a dog once!" and Mr. George Foreman replies, "With what?" and that Campbells guy goes,"With a rat!".


*Sniff sniff* It touches my heart

But reading this makes the question arise, does coffee bleed?

[ROCKETs]

Turning into an epic novel...

After a long, arduous day at work, I sat down to have some apple pie... Boy was it... Good. After that, I set off to check the other pie that i ordered. It was at the store just waiting for me to arrive. Turns out that it was not yet done so I decided to kill the one responsible with a dull spoon. After I was finished eating his heart I kicked a dog and carefully dragged its carcass to the nearest George Foreman grill so George Foreman himself could cook it and call it mmmm-MMMM! that's dog-kickin'-lickin'-goooooood! And then the guy that owns Campbells jumps in and goes, "I shot a dog once!" and Mr. George Foreman replies, "With what?" and that Campbells guy goes,"With a rat!".


*Sniff sniff* It touches my heartwhat do you mean? my english teacher would take a shat on me if she saw this load of bullmilk!

[scorpio1690]

Well he thinks 9 out of 10 bricks are soft :P

[jewpinthethird]

Jesus Christ. Don't you people have anything else to do? You ruined my addition to my story....but I spent to much time on it...so I'm posting it.

It begins from Scorpio's "And then the guy that owns Campbells jumps in and goes, I shot a dog once!"

Everybody looked at Mr. Campbells man in disgust. What kind of sick freak would shot a dog? Offended by his remarks, the mass of people turn into an angry mob. Mr. Campbells quickly ran for cover....only to find all exits blocked. Then Campbells remember his trusty revolver, the one he used to kill the dog with, under his fur coat, which was made out of the hid of the dog that he shot.

He waved the gun in the air, egging people on to attack him.
"Hey, maybe I'll get me a human-hid coat out of all this".
A tall man stepped up, placing his forehead to the end of the revolver's barrel.

"Go ahead" said the Tall Man in a deep, raspy voice. "I dare you."

"If you insist" replied Mr. Campbell as he squezed the trigger, spraying a mist of warm blood onto the mob.

The crowd screamed in terror, rushing to all the exits as fast as they could. Mr. Campbell held his head high in pride.

"I done killed meself the most dangerous of all creatures." he said with a twisted smirk on his face. "Now," He said lifting the lifeless body of the Tall Man, "I make my exit".

I sat in horror hardly believing the terror that lie before me. Chaos every which way. "Why doesnt somebody do something?" I thought to myself. "Mr. Campbell is just a fat guy with a revolver." I was not prepared for what happened next. George Foreman leeped into the air calling "MEEEEGAAAAAA FUUUUUURRYYYYYY HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

I gazed in astonishment. "Do my eyes decieve me?! Could this really be happening?!" I thought out load. "This cant truly be happening!! George Foreman's Grill....it-it-it TURNED IN TO A MECHA!!! HOLY SH*T!!!" As an Otaku, the very thought of mechas actually existing brought esctasy to my brain....but to see a real live mecha transform right before my eyes, it brought esctasy to my crouch.....

(This has nothing to do with the story, but seriously, I need limits. I also feel that I went a little over board with out that whole esctasy in the crouch part....feel free to ignore that part)

[Brainmaster07]

"*Sniff sniff* It touches my heart

But reading this makes the question arise, does coffee bleed?"

Well... If you put blood in the coffee it could bleed. I wonder if that would be classified as bleeding :?.

[Brainmaster07]

lol, nice story jepwin.

[scorpio1690]

But then we all must be filled with......

(Tune in next week to find out!)

[ROCKETs]

think about this

Jesus Christ. Don't you people have anything else to do?

and this

You ruined my addition to my story....but I spent to much time on it...so I'm posting it.

if there was ever time when the phrase 'pot calling the kettle back' would apply, it's now :wink:

[jewpinthethird]

Hey, I dont have anything else better to do. But was asking it you people did.....jeesh, I guess I'm not the only one without a life. ZING!

[scorpio1690]

.......Don't look at me!

[jewpinthethird]

Continue the story then.

[ROCKETs]

yeah...i DID have a life, until i had to get a freakn job and crap like that. now i spend my freetime here (and a few other choice places), especially when i'm at work

[jewpinthethird]

Continue the story, or I'm locking this thread.

[scorpio1690]

It will eliminate my competition,lol, why's this thread called Nipples and Pie?


And then, from no where, Robert Deniro jumped out and started shouting,"I'm a hot dog! I'm a hot dog!"

[ROCKETs]

continue the story from where you left off, or where the story should have been left off?)

And so then Foreman, with a satisfied gleam in his eye, said,"I pity the fool who don't drink milk".

[jewpinthethird]

Mr. Campbell replied "But...your Mecha....what is the point in drinking milk if your just going to use a freakin MEHCA?! AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING LIKE MR. T!?

[ROCKETs]

because Mr. T stole my act!!! back in 'Nam, it was ME, George Foreman, who drank the milk...

[Crymson]

Nipples and pie attracts people :P

[scorpio1690]

Ya, but if there really were nudety here the thread would be deleted and you probably banned for a while.....But that's after you got a warning.....Pie doesn't really attract people....

[Crymson]

Pie attracts many :p

G'day

[scorpio1690]

It'd only attract me if it was pumpkin

[Bittabe-be]

continuing the story...

.....and milk is good for you *od dammit! and if you had drunk yours like yo mama had told you too a while back, you wouldn't be in this situation right now would you?so why don't you just go to hell and burn, bitch, burn!

[Yanah_the_Master]

Or at least die...

[Bittabe-be]

while burning in a firey pit.

[Yanah_the_Master]

of oil

[scorpio1690]

which also had evil

[Yanah_the_Master]

ferrets possessed by

[ubermonkey101]

ROCKETs wtf is bullmilk? god are you like ubssessed with your english teacher or sumthing man? cuz thats SUPER creepy man and personally i think that scorpio guy or wutever is pretty funny man and ur not and ur just dumb

[Bittabe-be]

the spirit Great Bitch Nich who ate his own family, mother and all.

[Yanah_the_Master]

her children

[scorpio1690]

were infested with cheese

[Brainmaster07]

Cheese which was possesed by satan :twisted:.

[scorpio1690]

Satan which was possessed by possums

[Bittabe-be]

possums that were possesed by the Great Bitch Nich who also ate himself in the process

[scorpio1690]

And then Lich,Marilith,Tiamat and that other water dude guy celebrated

[Yanah_the_Master]

with a local losing to a bunch of level 40 gimps with swords tat strike 6 times and do all the elements of damage

[scorpio1690]

Plus a masamune to the skull

[Yanah_the_Master]

healer

[scorpio1690]

Then killed Black Mage

[P_O_S_T_W_H_O_R_E]

Skyscapers!

[Bittabe-be]

penut holes in hell

[P_O_S_T_W_H_O_R_E]

-o operator!

[Bittabe-be]

o baby!

[Yanah_the_Master]

peanuts and cheese!

[tnyhwk900]

this is weird...

[sk8fan]

I like your av

[tnyhwk900]

thx :D

[sk8fan]

your welcome

[tnyhwk900]

your av sucks though

[Yanah_the_Master]

mine does so too also stuff agh!@!GAWEG!

[tnyhwk900]

that's right :wink:

[sk8fan]

what

[tnyhwk900]

saying "what" is like the ultimate thread-ender. no one knows what to write after that. dont do that! :razz:

[sk8fan]

what

[Yanah_the_Master]

stfu friggin n0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000b

AWMJFHAKSKAJSFBLASHALSDJFLASJKA:LSKJFHLASKJF:LASKJ FH:ALSKJF


FLAME ME AND MAKE ME RED CAUSE I AM UBER RED YO!

[tnyhwk900]

Hi Yanah! :P

[sk8fan]

i will try not to say it anymore okay happy now

[tnyhwk900]

very. :D

[bballplaya]

One away from 400 tnyhwk. Let me be first to congratulate you.

[Quizkid23]

LOCK THIS THREAD NOW!!!!

[SSCUJO]

so much for an epic novel...

[Yanah_the_Master]

wustuooztooterhorzen?

[bballplaya]

Hey Yanah! How is you today.

[Bittabe-be]

Ok, i thought this was supposed to be one of the story threads. you people screwed it up!!! but you're still interesting to read, so please, do continue...

[jessybeaten]

"its to hard to understand" he exclaimed saying everyone was dumb

[Bahamut-X]

HOLY (#$% JESSYBEATEN STOP BUMPING DEAD TOPICS

[Layla-Day]

VERY old. give it up jessy.