life sucks

[want_ta_be_fast_but_not17]

What can you do with a girl who likes you and you like her but yet she has a bf what can you do when you hangout? :?:

[QreepyBORIS]

...Tell her to dump her boyfreind? :|

You can talk. Chit chat, like this forum, but you probably shouldn't mention TSS, like some others here.

::SLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP::

[scorpio1690]

If you tell ehr to dump her b/f and she does then goes out with you and he sees you two together you might get punched a wee bit. It's happened to me before,lol

[jewpinthethird]

Shit man,

I have that same problem.

[want_ta_be_fast_but_not17]

well she want to go out with me but she want him to dump her so that she won't regret it but the guy she is going out with is a big guy and i fear him

[87x]

yalll chould just F*** on the d/l (downlow not download)... and if the boy friend finds out just punch him in the nose

[QreepyBORIS]

....big guy and i fear him

Can you say, "buck knife"? :)

I'm a little guy and I am the second or third strongest person in the grade. 5' 3", 120 pounds (pure muscle, bitch! and fat). I almost beat a really big guy in arm wrestling today. It was a stalemate, and I just kinda gave up.

Meaning: Big guys arent always the strongest. They can be understanding, too. Less likely, though. Read the thing I wrote in quotes. Ehh??

[jewpinthethird]

....big guy and i fear him

Can you say, "buck knife"? :)



Can you say 2nd degree murder/ death sentence(If it's in Texas)?

Poison would be much better way to do him in anyway. No confrontation, no risk of personal injury...no witnesses.

[QreepyBORIS]

You have to find/make a poison that is good enough, though. You could step him up the scale with toothpaste (high-floride type) or kerosene. If that is not good enough, try ipecac. BAARRRRFFFFF!!!! In all of your food, he would not be able to eat.

Jewpin, the problem with your idea is that it is very hard to find a quick-killing, non-oderous and tasteless poison that doesnt hurt your insides before it kills you. See?

How about....lithium/water or sodium/water or (best yet!) Francium/water. BLOW HIM TO PIECES WITH ANADULTERED ELEMENTS!!!

Can you say: Sodium hydroxide? That is lye (ph 12-14 on litmus scale, aka caustic soda), for all of you non-chem buffs. That would neutralize your stomach, turn the acid into SALTWATER, and you would not be able to digest, it would hurt like hell....perfect. :twisted:

[want_ta_be_fast_but_not17]

I am just going to wait for them to break up and if he does fucking hate me for it i am going to be in the hospital or worse. and i am not going to kill the guy i have what people call a concentence that voice that tell u right from wrong. well i need help about what to do because she even said she won't cheat on him nor would i let her so i need some help for what to do. :?: :(

[QreepyBORIS]

and i am not going to kill the guy i have what people call a concentence that voice that tell u right from wrong.

And I might not have a "concentence", but I do have this thing called "grammar", as well as "proper spelling techniques". I am aware that I began that sentance with a conjunction, which is bad grammar, ironically....

And it's called a "concience", dumbass.

[want_ta_be_fast_but_not17]

Well Fuck-off jez man i am in a rush to type do a f-ing homework i have and man i have alot of problems in life man

[QreepyBORIS]

Apparantly.

[want_ta_be_fast_but_not17]

yep

[87x]

yalll chould just F*** on the d/l (downlow not download)... and if the boy friend finds out just punch him in the nose

^--- the perfect plan.... (i guess no one listens to me anymore)

[want_ta_be_fast_but_not17]

i cant do that because she won't let nor do i want to get killed if the guy finds out

[QreepyBORIS]

yalll chould just F*** on the d/l (downlow not download)... and if the boy friend finds out just punch him in the nose

^--- the perfect plan.... (i guess no one listens to me anymore)

Nobody ever listened to you.....

[want_ta_be_fast_but_not17]

i am listening but i don't like it and today is the day we hang out for a little while but i still have no idea what to do

[QreepyBORIS]

...That's right, freinds!

It's time to relate to the 1950's videos of "What to do on a Date"!

[Kashell]

Get a shorter name, or else she might be calling you "Honey" all your life.

Oh wait, nevermind.

[want_ta_be_fast_but_not17]

Ya well i just like being orginal

[BluE_MeaniE]

i don't really have any advice....

But i just want to say:
After that argument of how to spell concience, Qreepy spelled "apparently" wrong.


That just seems quite funny to me.

[want_ta_be_fast_but_not17]

Well never mind about today because she is spending with here bf. Well i still have tomorrow. Ya and that is funny

[Kashell]

Good luck.

[LEGO]

So you aren't married jewpin? (you have same problem right)

[QreepyBORIS]

i don't really have any advice....

But i just want to say:
After that argument of how to spell concience, Qreepy spelled "apparently" wrong.


That just seems quite funny to me.

That COULDN'T have been on porpoise?

[jewpinthethird]

So you aren't married jewpin? (you have same problem right)

Not at the moment.

[BluE_MeaniE]

oh. i didn't know it was intenshunal to spel theengs rong

[87x]

Nobody ever listened to you.....

well he should cause... its the perfect plan... the guy might be strong but hes not made of steel... ust keep a bat handy at all times...

(*SIDE NOTE: if using the bat on the subject; DO NOT LET GO OFF THE BAT SO THAT HE MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET A HOLD OF IT FOR ANY REASON... THAT OCULD BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH)

[want_ta_be_fast_but_not17]

what kind of bat?

[subtle]

imho, there's no easy way out of this.

so, as much as you don't want to hear it, i'd give up for the time being. i'd just give it time and see if things work out on their own. sure, it's not instant gratification, but it's something. plus, you'll stay out of the hospital and keep your good looks. 8) :)

[87x]

what kind of bat?

heres your choices:
1)plastic- for really fast swings but slim to none physical damage... (you might just make him mader)
2)metal/alluminum- medium speed swings and will hurt like a bitch if you hit him... (you might knock him out)
3)wooden- slow swing speed and hurts the worst out of all the choices (you might kill him)

the best method for using a bat is not to swing like your playing baseball but to intimidate him... if hes still not scared... swing at him a couple of times... if that doesnt fae him...swing to miss on purpose.. then in a stabing like motion hit him in the stomach with the end of the bat.. then whes hes bending over... hit him with an overhand right/left (depending on what is the stronger punch).... thats it....

see... im not violent :twisted:

[QreepyBORIS]

imho

I believe the proper grammer for this is "I am a whore".

Just kidding...

[subtle]

maybe i am a whore, and i was implying that.

did you think about that before you opened your mouth? hmm?

:wink:

kidding...or am i? :)

[want_ta_be_fast_but_not17]

well i never get a good chance to talk to when we not at school
plus me and him are starting to become friend but i still don't like him

[87x]

what kind of bat?

heres your choices:
1)plastic- for really fast swings but slim to none physical damage... (you might just make him mader)
2)metal/alluminum- medium speed swings and will hurt like a bitch if you hit him... (you might knock him out)
3)wooden- slow swing speed and hurts the worst out of all the choices (you might kill him)

the best method for using a bat is not to swing like your playing baseball but to intimidate him... if hes still not scared... swing at him a couple of times... if that doesnt fae him...swing to miss on purpose.. then in a stabing like motion hit him in the stomach with the end of the bat.. then whes hes bending over... hit him with an overhand right/left (depending on what is the stronger punch).... thats it....

see... im not violent :twisted:

^--- nothing better to show that you love her... like beating up her boyfriend....

[subtle]

hey, some girls go for that...seriously...we like being fought over.

just my two cents.

[SpookG]

Actually, the correct way to spell 'concience' is conscience, so you all are wrong about that one.

As for advice, just hang out with her and be her friend, and they will break up eventually and you can slide right on in if you still want to hit it up.

The law goes in your favor as long as you don't throw the first hit, because you're just defending yourself. You can entice him all you want up to it, you just can't get physical first. Does that make sense?

If you're afraid of him coming after you, well, no man can survive a well-placed nut trample without hitting the mat for a few seconds. It will usually take the fight right out of somebody. That or a hook to the nose. meaning..don't smash it dead on, but swipe it from the side.. It will break it with minimal force, so you wouldn't have to connect very hard, and the gush of blood will make him more hesitant to continue the fight.

And don't use a weapon.. That will only get you in trouble..

And well, try to avoid a fight at all costs... Getting into a REAL fight sucks a lot of ass, even if you win it. Just take my word on it, ok?


remember this wisdom, young padawan, and one day you will become a master jedi.

[87x]

well spook... i agree with most of it except the enticing it and using a weopon part....

1)if while entising he uses a curse word against the other guy.. he can still get in trouble... it falls under verbal abuse....
2)if the guy is seriously bigger than him... than the best weopon would be the metal bat... but not aim to kill but follow the instructions in my other post...

...but agreeing with you... the nut shot is a world wide fighter stopper.... on well connected hit is all you need

[BluE_MeaniE]

violence won't do anything


just imagine what''ll happen if you hit him over the head with a bat as someone suggested....

trouble for both of you

[87x]

people must not have read my post.... i dont want him to hit him in the head... that would cause serious damage.... anything that leads to hospitilization would involve the police.... what i said to do was... to swing (not meaning to hit) at him.. that just to intimidate him... if he isnt intimidated and he looks like hes about to call your bluff and rush you... swing so that he will rush you then (with the head end of the bat) hit him in a stabbing motion in the stomach (just enough to make him bend over) then (not using the bat) puch him in the face in the swiping motion that spook was talking about.... or to end it with nothing broken (except his ego) give him a nut shot...

[want_ta_be_fast_but_not17]

well thanks for the advice i am think about it and the funny thing is that me him and and the girl i like went to hooters yesterday

[87x]

well thats sweet.... as llong as she didnt see you looking at all the hooters girls...

[freaknacage]

on one hand i agree with subtle, it is nice to be fought over. but on the other i agree with blue_meanie... violence wont do anything except get your ass kicked. my penny.

[QreepyBORIS]

Spook, I can't even BEGIN to tell you my deadly "Jew Jitsu" strategies. Fine, that is a lie.

People don't realize how sensitive the platella (kneecap bone) is. Do a nice drop kick, and *POW!!!*. No more fight for him. It hurts like hell, and takes a while to heal, as well as it might never be right again if you get it dead on.

The nose sweep thing works.

Also, a hook kick to the back of the knees trips em up (it doesn't really hurt though), so you can then do a quick jump/knee into face thing. THAT is what pain is, my friend.

Uppercuts are great if you (A) hit the nose from up, or (B) hit the chin straight up. Forces your head back.

Also, one more thing. The Adams Apple. Need I say more? :twisted: :wink:

[87x]

to go along with qreepy... the knee cap thing only works if their leg is in a locked position.... im late for wrestling practice.. which reminds me... grappling will always when you a fight... but ill be back later

[want_ta_be_fast_but_not17]

Well they broke up today i think atleast that what i say and heard but i have no idea if it still final we he was crying and in my head i was a luaghing and feelt sorry

[jewpinthethird]

Well they broke up today i think atleast that what i say and heard but i have no idea if it still final we he was crying and in my head i was a luaghing and feelt sorry

Obviously it wasn't he who was the breaker-upper. Oh man, If I saw some dude crying, I would be all "Now, write a song about how you feel at the moment, and BOOM, you is a freakin' Millionare!!! But seriously, stop it with the crying."

Yeah, I should become a councilor.

[want_ta_be_fast_but_not17]

they are going back out again

[want_ta_be_fast_but_not17]

this sucks

[QreepyBORIS]

Ouch. That really sucks!

[want_ta_be_fast_but_not17]

I think it was because he was crying and she felt sorry

[QreepyBORIS]

Oh. I think that he shouldnt whore for pity, and she shouldnt but pity whorage. Unless it were all 100% real, though. It actually means something then.

[want_ta_be_fast_but_not17]

I knew the guy loves her so i think it was real

[want_ta_be_fast_but_not17]

I knew the guy loves her so i think it was real

[want_ta_be_fast_but_not17]

I knew the guy loves her so i think it was real

[87x]

i think... that you need to convince her that hes not the right type of guy for her and you are...

[want_ta_be_fast_but_not17]

i am not good at convincing people when ever to do try it end the oppsite of what i want

[87x]

well.... you just need to tell her what she wants to hear.... ask here what she sees in him thats so special to keep their relationship together... then use that against the other guy

[scorpio1690]

How come you posted "I knew the guy loves her so i think it was real" three times???

[QreepyBORIS]

It was an error.

[QreepyBORIS]

It must have been an error.

[scorpio1690]

Ya, probably, but how would he of gotten an error like that?

[want_ta_be_fast_but_not17]

i have no idea i must of been an accidentbut i tell how i feel all the time and she tell me but she like him as much or more i have no idea

[87x]

dude... just grow some testis... and go up to her and be like...
tellin her how you really feel about her... then convence her that the other guy isnt good for her (like i said in my other post)