39,000 popsicles pro bg blue note arrow slayer whoa damn..
Originally posted by Xx{Midnight}xX
one way to stream them all
Originally posted by Xiz
Right after sex, it skillboosted me by +10 levels from like a 35-45 about. (Which then 15 min's later I got really tired and couldn't play anymore)
But then my lady friend got pissed off I was playing FFR instead of playing her. Then for the rest of the night she played the 'Only want me for my body' card and I didn't get to sleep with blankets that night.
Originally posted by thesunfan
replacing ifitypedhisnameaslargeashisnamesuggests,iwouldgetbanned with theelongatedaustrocanadian3000 (pop).
Originally posted by reuben_tate
Title: Popsicle Three
Thousand the farthest
He's gone in an official
Whoop hip hip hooray!
Originally posted by U.N. Owen
kjwkjw: "oh my god, Tosh. Post that in the thread."
@popsicle_3000:
Danger incoming
The popsicles are melting
Three thousand of them
Originally posted by Wayward Vagabond
you got to ease the topic into some conversation and let it go from there
dynam0: man friend that was an intense sm session right?
friend: haha yeah you really nailed those patterns
dynam0: yeah man kind of like how gay dudes nail other gay dudes in the ass!
friend: hey bro can i tell you something
dynam0 yeah man whats up?
friend: hypothetically speaking would you care if i was bisexual or maybe even gay?
dynam0: bro we shower together after sm sessions all the time and i'll still shower with you even if you are gay or w/e thats your thing just dont try to ram my ass HAHAHA
friend: thanks man
dynam0: no problem man
Originally posted by One Winged Angel
pop takin' time out of playing irl Trauma Center to check in on his fiffer buds (mm)
Originally posted by Xiz
Well, Popsicle won every award this year so it was canceled.
Confusion was running rampant, but the answers to their concerns were nowhere to be found. The mobs were overwhelming us day by day, but those who were able to de-compile the admin's sinister coding where nowhere to be seen! In a panic, you and the others have been playing every song you can get to before the day is over, but are making very little progress in destroying the mobs. Enraged with the lack of information being posted, you take to sending a message to the four about their absence.
Not to your surprise the accounts were banned from FFR, but the fact that they have yet to convey this information through alternate accounts is troublesome. Luckily you find that one of the profiles that were banned still has contact info for Skype listed, and immediately take to sending them messages in vein hope of getting some answers. Finally after a couple hours, you notice a response was given to your bombardment of concerns and hysteria. They tell you that the admin not only IP banned all of them from even accessing the website, but also that he banned all of the proxies they could find to try and make other accounts. This sparks an idea, and you tell him that you could inform the others to join this Skype room to learn what future mobs are. Unfortunately it isn't as easy as that though, as he tells you how they believe the mobs might have been completely rearranged, edited, or even further encrypted since they were banned from the website. He needs access, and moreover he absolutely needs to get his hands on the engines to try and figure this mess out. You state to him that you will fetch him the engines to work on, and that you will start privately informing everyone about exactly what has been going on. He thanks you for your efforts, and a couple hours after receiving the engines tells you that it could take while to completely solve this encryption. Obviously concerned, you ask how long, but his only response is that it could be days or even a week before it's complete.
This news is both terrifying and depressing, but you are ready to take the challenge of keeping the site alive, guided or not. This setback will not stop you, or anyone else from valiantly smashing their keys, venturing into battle blindfolded. The news of the ip banning and the Skype movement spread extremely fast, and when we can once again fight the mobs head on, we will all be ready to strike. That administrator won't have any idea what is coming, and that is what will make this all the more rewarding in the end.
Whatever you have up your sleeve, we can endure. Whatever tricks you pull in the future, we will prevail.
...and that's why there haven't been any mobs recently. Also looking forward to the update guys!
39,000 popsicles pro bg blue note arrow slayer whoa damn..
Originally posted by Xx{Midnight}xX
one way to stream them all
Originally posted by Xiz
Right after sex, it skillboosted me by +10 levels from like a 35-45 about. (Which then 15 min's later I got really tired and couldn't play anymore)
But then my lady friend got pissed off I was playing FFR instead of playing her. Then for the rest of the night she played the 'Only want me for my body' card and I didn't get to sleep with blankets that night.
Originally posted by thesunfan
replacing ifitypedhisnameaslargeashisnamesuggests,iwouldgetbanned with theelongatedaustrocanadian3000 (pop).
Originally posted by reuben_tate
Title: Popsicle Three
Thousand the farthest
He's gone in an official
Whoop hip hip hooray!
Originally posted by U.N. Owen
kjwkjw: "oh my god, Tosh. Post that in the thread."
@popsicle_3000:
Danger incoming
The popsicles are melting
Three thousand of them
Originally posted by Wayward Vagabond
you got to ease the topic into some conversation and let it go from there
dynam0: man friend that was an intense sm session right?
friend: haha yeah you really nailed those patterns
dynam0: yeah man kind of like how gay dudes nail other gay dudes in the ass!
friend: hey bro can i tell you something
dynam0 yeah man whats up?
friend: hypothetically speaking would you care if i was bisexual or maybe even gay?
dynam0: bro we shower together after sm sessions all the time and i'll still shower with you even if you are gay or w/e thats your thing just dont try to ram my ass HAHAHA
friend: thanks man
dynam0: no problem man
Originally posted by One Winged Angel
pop takin' time out of playing irl Trauma Center to check in on his fiffer buds (mm)
Originally posted by Xiz
Well, Popsicle won every award this year so it was canceled.
Too bad I'm the evil one here, or I could break that encryption in a few hours. lol
I would imagine that even following the convoluted plans in the story, you would have no trouble thwarting people's attempts to save the site in reality.
Also yeah popsicle, it's supposed to be over the top and hilarious. That's my spur of the moment writing style!
Welcome to the v1.8 patch of The (Unofficial) FFR RPG (BETA).
We proudly present...
FFR RPG 1P Story Mode
Yes, just like a cheesy RPG, we're finally putting forth a cheesy storyline and a cheesy playing experience, with extra cheese. (Sooner or later, we'll bring out the funnies like foxfire's stories, but for now, enjoy the cheesiness.)
Here's some general info about what we have in store for you:
1. Story mode is basically a series of different quests. Story-wise, some quests will be related to others; some will not. Usually a quest will have multiple parts that will test your arrowsmashing, your patience, your wits, your ability to eat an entire bucket of giga puddi alone, etc. You must complete a part in any given quest to move on to the next. Most of the time, this will require you to post screenshots of scores in this thread, just like for daily mobs. There is no time limit for finishing a part or the entire quest, unless otherwise stated. Everyone can jump in at any time!
2. New quests/new parts to existing quests will be added every so often - be sure to keep an eye out for updates!
3. Each quest can only be cleared once, unless otherwise stated.
4. You will be rewarded with EXP for finishing each part of the quest. Sometimes the EXP awarded will be constant; other times it will depend on your performance.
5. Some quests will have prerequisites, whether it be levels, number of mobs defeated, the finishing of other quests, or the number of Pokemon you have caught. Please make sure to check the quest info to see if you can begin a quest!
6. For the time being, this post will contain everything you need to know about released quests.
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And without further ado...!
Prologue Requirements: none
Prologue, Chapter 1 Awards: 10,000,000 EXP
Crash! Driven by the search for the ultimate rollcake, the keyboard archers slashed away fearlessly at the evil flashbulbs (that had somehow turned alive). These tiny mobs were no match for the archers' four different kinds of arrows - each with their own strengths.
When one of the archers took care of the remaining flashbulb that was hanging around, he noticed that it had been carrying something. It looked pink, with a hint of white here and there... it looked tasty.
But it didn't look like the ultimate rollcake.
So he turned back to catch up to the other archers who were already ready to head back home. But then a thought suddenly hit him...
“Aha!” he realized, “this is the strawberry shortcake that Kirby must've been searching so dearly for!”
The archer told his companions of his discovery, and they soon agreed that they’d take the cake back to the pink hero together.
With a bit of magic (one of the archers, Ribbon Hood*, had experience with teleportation, specifically via the silly waving of his pink ribbon that he always carried around with him), they found themselves in Dream Land - right in front of Kirby and his friends, whose eyes were shining in happiness at the sight of the scrumptious strawberry shortcake. “Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai!” our pink hero squealed in joy, as he waddled towards the cake and reached up to the archers to take it.
After Kirby and his friends feasted on the cake, they soon lead our archers to a hidden path in a forest nearby. To their surprise, there was a little gate leading towards what looked like a portal. Through the portal they could faintly see a stash of rollcakes.
Mounds and mounds of rollcakes.
“Haaaaaai, hai hai hai” Kirby let out, as he tried to escort the archers in.
“This is it! He’s trying to guide us to his secret storage room - with the ultimate rollcake!” Ribbon Hood told the others. It’s certainly lucky that they had him - since he’d majored in Kirby language (or was it also magic? we'll never know). “Hurray!” the other archers shouted, as they tried to push each other aside and stampede towards the portal. It wasn’t a fight for fame, nor a fight for fortune. The ultimate rollcake was at stake! But just before the leader of the bunch tried to step into the portal...!
*whoosh*
Several figures emerged from behind - stepping into the portal as fast as the eye can see, taking all the rollcakes, knocking down all the archers, then rushing back out, escaping to the deep forest nearby.
All the archers groaned, struggling to get up. When they had, the noticed the rollcake they saw through the portal was nowhere to be seen. They looked around for a while, first at each other, then at Kirby (who was, by this point, shedding tears - devastated at the thought of his stolen rollcake). They didn't know what to do at first, until they heard maniacal laughter from deep inside the forest. It was drawing away.
Ribbon Hood was the first to realize that, whatever was giving out that distasteful laughter, they had to catch it fast.
“For the rollcakes!” he shouted, as he charged in the other direction, waving his pink ribbon. Before the other archers knew it, he had disappeared deep into the forest himself.
The other archers were taken aback, but they soon knew what they had to do as well.
“For the rollcakes!” they followed, into the deep forest themselves, for a quest to get to the bottom of this madness, and to take down their obstacle to Kirby's, and to their rollcakes, once and for all.
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"Where do you think you're going?!" a voice boomed out. The other archers had caught up to Ribbon Hood, who was staring high up in the sky.
"Look!" he shouted, pointing at the sky with his ribbon.
The archers had no idea what these two... monstrous figures were, but they were descending fast, blocking the road before them.
"We rule the day AND the night around these parts - intruders will face the wrath of Mr. Shine and Mr. Bright!" the moonlike beast boomed.
There was an awkward silence. That is, until one of the archers from behind shouted out:
"Ha! You guys? Really now? We'll make you face the wrath of our fiery arrows - and I'm sure we can even waste up to FIFTY arrows doing so!"
The other archers looked back at him. Seeing as he pretty much had "confidence" written across his face, they also chimed in.
"Yeah! Fifty arrows! Hahahahaha!"
All the while, the two beasts' faces were turning red. Well... one was turning redder.
"We dare you!" they boomed out - and charged directly towards the archers, who were taken aback by such an agressive attack.
"Ready your arrows!" Ribbon Hood panicked as the archers scrambled back to make space to shoot. Soon, a myriad of arrows were pointed directly at the two beasts, still charging towards the archers.
vs. Mr. Shine & Mr. Bright Clear requirement: FC the following songs with 50 or fewer combined boos.
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Sun and Stars (3)
Lunar Landing (12)
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