Lets make a rap song about pizza

[xferrarix]

Re: Lets make a rap song about pizza

lmfao that rap was awesome kommi..

[Cardman.]

Re: Lets make a rap song about pizza

I hope everyone enjoys this one!

Lyrics:
1 Yo..
2 Yeah...FFR...
3 Pizza Rap Battle?...Ok
4 Let's do this!
5 My name is Alex
6 But people call me Cardman
7 Sittin in New Jersey doing my tricks
8 Waiting for the pizzas delivery van
9 Got my hands on my cards
10 Spinning and moving
11 Mastering the deck till I go to my graveyard
12 I do what I love so I'll never stop improving
13 Wait, whats that? ...the doorbell...doorbell
14 Pizza's here
15 Oh shit, I almost fell.
16 I give the pizza man the money
17 Close the door and walk the floor
18 Carrying pizza like the easter bunny
19 I know this is what I'm looking for
20 Putting 4 different seasonings
21 Grab a coke to please
22 All of this pizza is fit for kings
23 I'm Italian so I judge with expertise
24 People say the crust is the best part
25 I say Thats Okay "Follow your heart!"
26 I finish the pizza
27 Throw away my garbage
28 I'm leaning over full like the tower of pisa
29 I hope you like my only ever rap abridged!
30 This video really is a brand new experience
31 Haters coming out like security guards
32 I wrote these lyrics from my mind with common sense
33 This rap will not fall over like a house of cards
34 FlashFlashRevolution
35 This is Cardman's evolution!

[justin_ator]

Re: Lets make a rap song about pizza

Recording mine when I get home later tonight. If I miss the deadline so be it, I'm not up to par with some of these guys anyway haha.

[infinity.]

Re: Lets make a rap song about pizza

loving the contributions duders <3s all around

dore with that das racist influence

[TC_Halogen]

Re: Lets make a rap song about pizza

Oh man, how much longer is this going? If there was any way for me to enjoy myself while embarrassing myself, it would be this way, haha.

Also, holy shit Dore -- you're pretty quick

[psychoangel691]

Re: Lets make a rap song about pizza

Omg I didn't read through everything just listened to the stuff on the OP and I'm dying. This was such an awesome idea haha

[midnghtraver]

Re: Lets make a rap song about pizza

Time's been extended, indefinitely.

I won't wait that long though, I think some more people want to make one though..

[TC_Halogen]

Re: Lets make a rap song about pizza

YESSSSSSSS

this is going to be awesome

[justin_ator]

Re: Lets make a rap song about pizza

Gonna get to recording mine soon. Since we have an extension I might modify my last verse since it was a little shorter than I would have liked.

[xferrarix]

Re: Lets make a rap song about pizza

hi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqWBt_CjJE4

yo yo yo the vroom vroom
the car pulls up, here comes ferrari
all in deluxe, complete with sex
a supreme pizza with all the specs

here comes the handout, bam ga-bam
take it while its hot, zam ka-zam
i know i may be hot, but it doesnt matter
take a slice and don't be flattered

when that ferrari zooms up yo driveway
look out, the vrooming italian is here
this time with pepperoni just for play
hang up that phone and take a hear

my pizza isn't like yo friend caesar
it ain't little and it ain't cheap
its hot fresh and its a huge teaser
so hold on to yo seats, dont creep

hold it close, call it yo baby
its cool, that prom date is a maybe
but dont worry hes got the cheese
creamy and hot, this aint a breeze

try to mash a slice, please i dare you
this sauce so hot gonna burn your eyes out
smell so nice, itll make your lady think twice
a blood clot? ha think more of a gout

now my pizza may sound pretty spicy
but its got love, look at those curves
and you gonna think i might be pricey
tree fitty? its expensive, keep dem nerves

zoom zoom i gotta fly at sixty mph
but you can keep this one, its on the house
peace out homes, enjoy that pie
heres my number, dont even think to cry

[infinity.]

Re: Lets make a rap song about pizza

i'm confused but pleased @ ferrari

[xferrarix]

Re: Lets make a rap song about pizza

whoooops

i probably should of noticed about the song having to be blended with the rap

since its already the deadline (unless you want a re-record with my pace and all going with the song) i'll go ahead and leave it there for everyone's amusement

[justin_ator]

Re: Lets make a rap song about pizza

welp

http://soundcloud.com/justin_ator/pizza-rap-justin_ator

Walkin down the street
got my pizza, can't be beat
pepperoni, extra cheese
it's my favorite thing to eat

don't you ask me if I'll share
I've got pizza errywhere
but every slice is mine
don't you touch it, don't you dare

oh pizza is my life,
every sausage, every slice,
what to have for dinner?
never stop to think about it twice

Pizza, for dinner,
pizza, for lunch,
pizza, for breakfast
can you hear that, crust crunch?

-

I know every pizza shop
From the bottom, to the top
know the menus by heart
I always eat there nonstop

dine in, carry out,
we all know it's all about
that pizza pizza pizza,
makes me want to scream and shout

I dream of my pizza, dude
can't take my mind off of this food
it fills my thoughts it fills my plans
I'm sorry if I seem rude

Pizza, for dessert,
pizza, for a snack,
pizza, for tea time,
can you Brits get down with that?

-

fresh out of the oven,
left over from the fridge,
I will eat it in the park,
I will eat it on a bridge

I eat my pizza anywhere
don't care if people stop and stare
I know deep down they envy me
haha as if I really care

[midnghtraver]

Re: Lets make a rap song about pizza

whoooops

i probably should of noticed about the song having to be blended with the rap

since its already the deadline (unless you want a re-record with my pace and all going with the song) i'll go ahead and leave it there for everyone's amusement

You should just do it like Infinity recorded his.

We have 13 raps about pizza already, what are we gonna do with them all?

[justin_ator]

Re: Lets make a rap song about pizza

You should just do it like Infinity recorded his.

We have 13 raps about pizza already, what are we gonna do with them all?

I'm pretty sure I've listened to all of them at least 3 or 4 times, some more than that. This was just too funny, and a lot of fun to do.