Lets make a rap song about pizza

[i love you]

Re: Lets make a rap song about pizza

PSSSSSH WHERE'S DA COMPETITION?

I'll show you guys how it's done when I have free time.

[zajac]

Re: Lets make a rap song about pizza

+1 to music composition contests indeed!

[midnghtraver]

Re: Lets make a rap song about pizza

+1 to music composition contests indeed!

10 bucks is a pretty shitty reward though...

Your raps are cheesy as ****. :>

Hur Hur

[zajac]

Re: Lets make a rap song about pizza

10 bucks is a pretty shitty reward though...

Hey, it's enough money to buy a $10 Any Topping Pizza from Pizza Hut

[infinity.]

Re: Lets make a rap song about pizza

last day to do this

hoping some more folks contribute +++

[midnghtraver]

Re: Lets make a rap song about pizza

I'll extend the deadline if someone is still working on one, its worth it D:

[justin_ator]

Re: Lets make a rap song about pizza

I was trying to, but my imagination is dead this morning.

[Wayward Vagabond]

Re: Lets make a rap song about pizza

i still plan on doing this but dont bother extending for me

[dore]

Re: Lets make a rap song about pizza

I'ma try to get one in hold on

[MarioNintendo]

Re: Lets make a rap song about pizza

10 bucks is a pretty shitty reward though...

Who knows, the contest might grow big!

[justin_ator]

Re: Lets make a rap song about pizza

Making progress, 16 lines in.

edit: Rap is written, I'll record when I get home from work tonight. Pretty pleased with it.

[dore]

Re: Lets make a rap song about pizza

done, just need to get it online

http://soundcloud.com/d0re/pizza-rap-dore

here it is, and lyrics:

im watchin television peppered with advertisements
you can sell anything as long as you got people buyin
all the restaurant ads make me wanna eat but i dont know where i want
think ill order takeout gonna get me pizza but which restaurant?

these pizza hut bitches be all up in my face so im like
i want my papa johns so get outta my way but then
i see my wallet and it makes wanna cry got a
couple of fives but i need 14.99

do i lower myself? and go to pizza hut?
or do i go to dominos - enjoy a pizza with their new and improved crust?
I can buy a couple of slices from Mellow Mushroom for six bucks
But i need to get max goodness from my ten bucks

So I guess I'll do Dominos. It's cheap and it tastes great.
Plus I'll take advantage of their carryout special cause today's a wednesday
So then I call em up. I'm gonna get my food.
It's gonna be damn tasty. It's gonna be damn goood.

Yeah sauces and cheese pepper
onis pepper onions make me easy to please
uh garlic butter crust hands
tossed mother****er classic makins or bust

o k gotta focus my man can't
zone out while I'm drivin or I'll run into a van need a
functioning car if pizzas in my future can't be
laying in the hospital and getting a suture

so I head into the place and I get my pie
8 bucks and change and i bid them goodbye cant
wait that long i gotta get a slice now
too hot to handle but ill still chow down

now im in agony my tongue is burnin
so all yall best be doin some learnin i
spit it out loud i spit it straight from my lung you cant
taste your ****in pizza if you burn your ****in tongue

[Cardman.]

Re: Lets make a rap song about pizza

I will have something special for this later on tonight.

[Coolboyrulez0]

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i like dore's cuz he reminds me of me
(style and composition)

[kommisar]

Re: Lets make a rap song about pizza

my mic is garbage so I did what I could lmao

Also english is hard to speak

http://soundcloud.com/kommisar/poutine-pizza-rap/s-AB0yn
this ain't yo normal pizza from the pizza hut son
get ready for the greasin' that'll get ya lovin
i'll cut up a slice, so big, straight jockin'
fold up that shit, like, you're chillin in boston

oh? what's that? I hear ya chokin' on on my spices
took a chance with peppers this ain't rollin 'dices
takes, a chef, like, me, it's so easy
other posers jusgon' make you somethin sleezy

this frenchman takes the culinary arts to the streets
cook up a poutine pizza with the freshest meats
this ain't yo new york, piece of pie, lemme tell ya
gonna feed ya till ya blow, like ya sista

parsley basil cheeses saucy bitches they comin
cookin up a storm till almost 4 in da mornin
damn, straight up, my dough's legit, ain't no shit
why don't you try some? it ain't no miss or hit

pepperoni red green pepper slice baloney cookin yea
rollin' dough pushin' dough kneading dough flexin my biceps
16 inches 15 inches rock all sizes like a pro
my sauce is only legendary you just gotta trust me bro

yea

too legit

4/4 legit if you know what i mean

it's almost like you're having an orgasm in your mouth

except it's like a 300 pound orgasm in your mouth