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  • Izzy
    Snek
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Jan 2003
    • 9195

    #31
    Re: I'm still crying of laughter as I type this

    How small is your toilet? You can point it down in the toilet and if you really have to just have your butt in the air a little. It will still be over the toilet.

    Assuming the worst possible case that is.

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    • goffballz
      FFR Player
      • Mar 2009
      • 125

      #32
      Re: I'm still crying of laughter as I type this

      It's not hard at all to do one and hold the other simultaneously. He probably doesn't kegel, and/or had an interest in guys before that asian chick

      Paint certainly did the job.

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      • MelodyOfOblivion99
        FFR Player
        • Feb 2009
        • 173

        #33
        Re: I'm still crying of laughter as I type this

        Originally posted by Izzy
        How small is your toilet? You can point it down in the toilet and if you really have to just have your butt in the air a little. It will still be over the toilet.

        Assuming the worst possible case that is.
        I'm not really sure about the size of my toilet compared to the size of your toilet, but all I know is that it's about impossible to do, lol...
        Measure it and then tell me or something :P
        Originally posted by RobertsonaIsBack
        i would beat off his dick into my face and wipe it on a dog and ride the dog into the sunset

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        • Down With OPP
          Banned
          • Dec 2009
          • 133

          #34
          Re: I'm still crying of laughter as I type this

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          WOW, this is next to the most hilarious thing I've ever read lmfao

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          • banditcom
            FFR Player
            • Mar 2003
            • 6243

            #35
            Re: I'm still crying of laughter as I type this

            Originally posted by DossarLX ODI
            If you have a large family and only a couple bathrooms that are both in use, another person that has to use the toilet has nothing so they go to the bathtub instead. I've seen it done many times.
            Have them wear ****ing diapers then.... Jeeze.

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            • xxxim_a_noobxxx
              FFR Player
              • May 2007
              • 179

              #36
              Re: I'm still crying of laughter as I type this

              omg

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              • OnixRose
                FFR Player
                • Aug 2006
                • 1023

                #37
                Re: I'm still crying of laughter as I type this

                TBG material is much more humorous than that imo

                1000% supporter of FFR character additions
                Originally posted by leonid
                FFR should implement a form of CAPTCHA that filters out not only spambots but also retards.

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                • cixOclock
                  FFR Player
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 226

                  #38
                  Re: I'm still crying of laughter as I type this

                  (this is going to sound gross) But I'd much rather break it in half then crap in someones bathtub... that guy must not be right in the head, at all. Pee bottles? jeez, he's just... >.>

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                  • mnnicol
                    U mirin'?
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 4262

                    #39
                    Re: I'm still crying of laughter as I type this

                    Originally posted by cixOclock
                    (this is going to sound gross) But I'd much rather break it in half then crap in someones bathtub... that guy must not be right in the head, at all. Pee bottles? jeez, he's just... >.>
                    You mean you don't carry around pee bottles...?
                    - Retired Stepman
                    - I lift things up and put them down

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                    • vashthestampede0987
                      FFR Player
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 2997

                      #40
                      Re: I'm still crying of laughter as I type this

                      I don't feel bad for this guy at all. Stop being such a kumquat and use a public restroom for pete's sake.
                      Omega owes me [1] omega favor
                      I am God of Hot Pockets, fear my fillings for they may be hot.


                      Originally posted by Synthlight
                      I hate myself.

                      Cheers,

                      Synthlight
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                      xxpla tonic love: ****ing give it to me

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                      • insanefreddy926
                        Super Member
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 187

                        #41
                        Re: I'm still crying of laughter as I type this

                        lmfao it won't dissolve!
                        yeaorwgh.

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                        • Kekeb
                          davai
                          • Dec 2006
                          • 2765

                          #42
                          Re: I'm still crying of laughter as I type this

                          The only other time I've been to that forum was when some guy OD'd on his webcam (just over a year ago). I'm not sure how a bodybuilding forum could have any grounding on the intertubes, but they seem to act a lot like INSERTCHANtards.

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                          • Dr Tran
                            Banned
                            • Aug 2008
                            • 1134

                            #43
                            Re: I'm still crying of laughter as I type this

                            Originally posted by MelodyOfOblivion99
                            I'm not really sure about the size of my toilet compared to the size of your toilet, but all I know is that it's about impossible to do, lol...
                            Measure it and then tell me or something :P
                            it's possible you just dont know your penis well enough

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                            • -KIDTHONG-
                              FFR Veteran
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 578

                              #44
                              Re: I'm still crying of laughter as I type this

                              LOL.
                              Please keep your sig to the 250 x 600 size outlined in the site rules. BAM!

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                              • MrRubix
                                FFR Player
                                • Jul 2026
                                • 8340

                                #45
                                Re: I'm still crying of laughter as I type this

                                Simple solution: Pee then poo. Done deal. The time you spend thinking about what to do can be better spent unleashing the fury. lmao@story though
                                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0es0Mip1jWY

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