No wonder he could talk so fast with such effective accuracy about products pulled out of a garbage bin.
Hi billy mays here I'd like to introduce you to my newest product. It's called the moldy mop you can get one at any one of your public waste sites. This fantastic new product allows you to create a mess so you can continue buying more of my ****.
I'm surprised that no one else brought this up: But couldn't it have been he had the addiction as a child and got over it? I mean those kind of side effects last for ever you know.
At least this sounds much more awesome than "He kinda hit his head in a messy air-plain landing and went to bed and died". Also nobody actually looked up to him rather than being entertained by him, and if you did look up to him, you're retarded. Also you look more like a retarded puritan when you go on rants about drugs although I agree all besides Alcohol and Marijuana are pretty dumb to do but I don't give a **** if anybody else does them.
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